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VikingSkull posted:Yeah, me too. You gotta love a dude that runs other dudes through with a sword and then attacks the government..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSSn3NddwFQ 
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VikingSkull posted:like I said earlier in this thread, if you're in the future and reading this in the archives, first hello from 2016 and also these aren't joke shitposts, we are reporting facts as they happened with a straight face 100% serious post: - 2 idiots poaching on federal land try to hide the evidence by starting a fire - to hide the evidence they started the fire, they then try to murder firefighters by making the fire bigger - crazy gun nuts hear this and go to Oregon to stand up for the rights of poachers who attempt to kill firefighters - the crazy gun nuts took over a federal building (a bird watching station) - the internet coins the terms Yokel Haram, Y'all Qaeda, Yeehawdists, etc. to mock them - Doomsday Preppers that make a living by working the land and fancying themselves to be survivalists realize they forgot to bring food to their revolution - they begged for food on live tv - PETA replied by sending them vegan jerky - the internet replied by sending them dildos, a 55 gallon drum of lube, and the sugar-free gummi bears that make you poo poo yourself inside out - not much happened for a while - thousands of people who insist you shouldn't gently caress with them because "a revolution is coming" admit they can't attend the revolution because they have bills to pay and can't get out of work - several guys say they'd love to help overthrow the god damned socialist government but can't because the god drat socialist government hasn't sent them their disability check yet - 6 were arrested by police as they left the surrounded building to go get snacks - the ringleader, Ammon Bundy, is arrested because he was invited to come meet a neighboring county's sheriff that said he was sympathetic to their cause. When he left, the world's most obvious trap was sprung. - Tarp Dude, author of a book about a badass quickdraw gunfighter and doomsday prepper, spends his final days wondering why he didn't bring food. In a showdown with police he bumbled like Jerry Lewis trying to get his gun out of the holster and was annihilated by a slow-moving chubby state trooper. - as of this writing 4 yeehawdists remain in Fort Dildo - their opening negotiation with the FBI was "we'll stop breaking laws if you pardon us for breaking laws"
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 I don't think this guy was prepared for a protest Tiny sign with tiny font, sheepishly holding it like a purse outside of a dressing room Shameful
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John brown was crazy it's great. I'm still a fan of invoking Sherman because he's the Hitler of the south and they go ghost blue (like a tarp lol) when you mention his name
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AYE HAV VIDEO EXPERTS CHECK OVER THE VIDYA AND THEY SAY LAVOY WAS SHOT LIKE A DAWG
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The Ape of Naples posted:I bet if he's captured alive Fry will go for an insanity defense. He has a point imo.
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Alan Smithee posted:John brown was crazy it's great. I'm still a fan of invoking Sherman because he's the Hitler of the south and they go ghost blue (like a tarp lol) when you mention his name Sherman's in the OP for a reason lol I have a big orange Dodge truck and I'm pretty sure when I get my tax back I'm having my buddy slap vinyl 10's on the doors, and an American flag and General Sherman on the roof
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% serious post:
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And boom! I'm on a timeout from Tarpchat!
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lol timeout for tarp chat, these guys dont want to hear the  TRUTH
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Jolly Corndog posted:
I love what you did here. I just thought it could use a little personalization. be free tarp ghost. 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% serious post: - One yeehawdist went home as the wife's car broke down and she was earning all the money for their family.
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Jolly Corndog posted:
InterFaced posted:I love what you did here. I just thought it could use a little personalization. be free tarp ghost. The most sacred of red-neck martyr relics, the "Tarp of Finnicum"  for you too.Edit: But which one is the real one?!??!
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InterFaced posted:The rescue attempt will look like a mad max war party screaming across the desert. Except every vehicle is a rascal scooter. Instead of a Doof Wagon there's a guy with an iPod dock taped to his rascal blaring Lee Greenwood tinnily through tiny speakers.
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VikingSkull posted:Sherman's in the OP for a reason lol Might wanna get a beater truck. I think I'd last about as long if I drove through the Deep South with man love and nascar sucks written like Top gear that one time
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Alan Smithee posted:Might wanna get a beater truck. I think I'd last about as long if I drove through the Deep South with man love and nascar sucks written like Top gear that one time I'm in NY people will shake my hand
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"Sir, I like your hat, what does C.A.T stand for?" "Er, its the Catapillar logo." "I thought it was Citizens Against Tyranny!" Happened just now.
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theultimo posted:"CAT" is that something thats stands for anything? Caterpillar, heavy equipment manufacturer, one of America's bellweather corporations. e- oh hahahaha that bitch didn't know what Cat was
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Oh good, one of the yokels claims you can clearly see Finicum get shot in the back. I guess that's why his head whips backwards and he falls on his back. That's normally what happens when they get you in the back.
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lmao I loving love how the photo they use to remember tarp ghost is a picture of him in his blanket fort.
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That methhead and native american are complete idiots THEY STEAL OUR DRUGS JUST TO SELL THEM BACK TO US
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Revolution Radio are any of the moderators here dont have time to do it my self at the moment WE ARE WINNING
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DeusExMachinima posted:wait is this fry guy I keep hearing about the last one left there and the other 3 left or what
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Lodin posted:Oh good, one of the yokels claims you can clearly see Finicum get shot in the back. The laughable part of this isn't that he appears to be shot in the back by the cop hiding in the woods with the shotgun, its that they're trying to claim he was attempting to surrender* and they shot him anyways. *If by surrender you mean "alternating between hands in the air and obviously reaching for his handgun multiple times", during which the police show an incredible amount of restraint in not plugging him the first or second time he goes for the gun.
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There are too few of us, we are losing the battle of tarp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjMV--D4uk
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Crossposting from the other thread in DnD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ_L9JsUsw
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InterFaced posted:This colonel Sanders looking guy has one hell of an ascot. He reminds me of the Cowboy from The Big Lebowski.
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InterFaced posted:This colonel Sanders looking guy has one hell of an ascot. that guy is that idiot on twitter claiming to get gassed through a checkpoint
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theultimo posted:Quick to turn on themselves arent they  types are always always always the fastest to turn on each other and it never stops being funnymany reasons for this but mainly bc none of them actually have a thing to support. they only have things to oppose. their "cause" always boils down to a personal grievance over being legally coerced to not be assholes cheats or losers in some specific way. each of them is only and always out for himself. or in the beer guzzling chain smoking pregnant lady's case, out for herself. and just herself, bc her baby means nothing to her shed cut it out and hand it to the troopers if it kept her out of prison
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Ibogaine posted:He reminds me of the Cowboy from The Big Lebowski. holy poo poo you're right. Get this cranky motherfucker a sarsaparilla already.
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THEY GOT JAMMERS BLOCKIN OUR FREEDUMS its not like your lovely phone has issues
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There is another crazy channel covering this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lAYQLD-ZuY Don't know their policy on tarp and dildos, though.
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whoflungpoop posted:
My favorite part of soroscrew and TEapartycommunity was how the moment goons stopped posting Obama trolls they all turned on each other at the drop of a hat over poo poo as petty as criticizing their gun handling form Speaking of TPC is anyone on that anymore and if so what are they saying
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Mr Interweb posted:Crossposting from the other thread in DnD:  "We're camping out here!"
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