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Vanrushal
Apr 2, 2005

I thought my Spitter was a Jockey!

Pope Guilty posted:

How's that feel? You still wanna be a supervillain?

Well I do now, you have my wallet.

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jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?
Well at least I looked like a popular idiot!

X_Toad
Apr 2, 2011
Okay, this is probably cheating :

WOW me! Go through my ear and tickle my brain! Reach up my rear end and grab my heart!

Yeesh! I could have lived without that last one.

WrathOfBlade
May 30, 2011

Are these they?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

WrathOfBlade posted:

Are these they?
Who talks like that?

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
Look, I've seen you rip a man's eyes out of his sockets and make him a marionette with his optic nerves!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

LividLiquid posted:

Who talks like that?

I am the leader I will distribute the weapons....

Are these they?

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
What am I supposed to do with these, tell their fortunes?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I thought for sure you were going to hit me with "lock and load."

THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

ultramiraculous posted:

Look, I've seen you rip a man's eyes out of his sockets and make him a marionette with his optic nerves!

At least I didn't break his heart.

mctesticle
Sep 28, 2004
Now imagine if that elephant was preforming at the Moscow Circus. HAHA! Watch out Ivan!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Viva los Zapatos!

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Would you like to talk about it? I, too, know the terrible pain of loss. The hollowness one feels when one is just going through the motions of life. Like a living ghost, or a robot.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Dr. Venture: Oh, I'm more than okay. While perusing TV guide, I found a little - shall I say - flick, starring a one miss Dolly Parton, meow. Yeah, it seems she made a racy film called "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas."
Brock Samson: Yeah, Doc, you're uh, gonna be disappointed there...
Dr. Venture: Don't ruin it for me. I have popcorn popping and the VCR set for stun!

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Pope Guilty posted:

At least I didn't break his heart.

You don't know that.

Oh yeah, you were totally terrifying when you crapped your pants

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
You think you're hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pope Guilty posted:

Jock rock my rear end! Listen to those lyrics, man! It’s all about love, and longing! Yes, and, and hobbits too. Look it’s a metaphor, they, they wrote about a lot of other stuff. Why am I arguing with a robot?!

That was beautiful, Helper, what was that, Shel Silverstein?

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Cigar?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
No. Still don't smoke.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
So wait, does january 31 at midnight mean tonight at midnight, or is that the midnight after january 31?

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

is that the midnight after january 31?
That, basically tomorrow.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Mr. Nice! posted:

No. Still don't smoke.

Cigar?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Before the new season starts, let's get one last sperg in.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Single-engine Cessna.

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

Shindragon posted:

That, basically tomorrow.

I know it's only a day away, but it feels like it's twenty years to midnight.

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
Jackson says no Orpheus this season.:negative:

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:

I know it's only a day away, but it feels like it's twenty years to midnight.

This is the worst. Never have I wanted Saturday to be over this much.

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~
:v: "I'm a Blackula hunter."

:jeb: "Oh. So you only hunt African-American vampires?"

:v: "No. Sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have African-Americans in England."


:v: "Look man I hunt black vampires. I don't know what the PC term for that is."

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Not Black, Hank! African-American. The top of that man's head is African-American.

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.
Pillbug
Just because he's black doesn't mean he has the shining.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


DACK FAYDEN posted:

Single-engine Cessna.

To our credit, that one came and went pretty quickly because it was mainly people that were puzzled over what they heard.

Not like what happened in the Office thread which we will should not directly say.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Everything is terrible.

E:

That's my Daisy! <scare sting>

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jan 31, 2016

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

I am not blessed by what he loves most :(

Arm_Fruit
Jul 1, 2013
Nice onesie dick. That have snaps in the back so you can make poopieeees?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
That was a really good interview. Definitely helps that the interviewer seemed to know their stuff and didn't talk about Malcolm and Sheila.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Hey look at me, i'm in the Residents!

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I just watched the sneak peak and was instantly concerned about the Cap'n falling off the wagon :ohdear:

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I hope there was nothing important in the last 2000 posts. Skipped ahead for obvious reasons. It's so surreal to think that there will be a new episode in less than 24 hours.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Yes, fine! Give me a loving cigar.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

axleblaze posted:

I hope there was nothing important in the last 2000 posts. Skipped ahead for obvious reasons. It's so surreal to think that there will be a new episode in less than 24 hours.

Nah. Nothing important at all.

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