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TMMadman posted:Who wants a bath tub mint julep? Would you like to change your name to Homer Jr?
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FanofPortals posted:Would you like to change your name to Homer Jr? That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Jan 31, 2016 00:37
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FanofPortals posted:Would you like to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids could call you HoJu! 
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Jan 31, 2016 00:52
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Skeesix posted:The kids could call you HoJu!  I'll get back to you on that.
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Jan 31, 2016 02:03
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Root Bear posted:
At least tell me your plans for world domination!
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Jan 31, 2016 05:29
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:At least tell me your plans for world domination! I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
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Jan 31, 2016 06:06
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Oh that's a very compelling story mister jackass, I mean Class3Killstorm, I'll just write it up on my invisible typewriter.
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Jan 31, 2016 06:16
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Instant Sunrise posted:Oh that's a very compelling story mister jackass, I mean Class3Killstorm, I'll just write it up on my invisible typewriter. You'll have to speak up--I'm wearing a towel.
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Jan 31, 2016 06:19
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Everything Counts posted:You'll have to speak up--I'm wearing a towel. Don't snap my undies.
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Jan 31, 2016 06:23
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DizzyBum posted:Don't snap my undies. You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?
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Jan 31, 2016 06:27
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Underachiever and proud of it. How old is this thing? IMJack posted:
 Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel raise your hand. All right, then. I'm sorry. Your game is very nice. Boardroom Jimmy posted:Here's the deal, DizzyBum. A guy I think was an explorer left this in the bar one night. It may be a map to ancient treasure or directions to some guy's house but to find out, we'll need money, we'll need provisions and a two man diving bell. I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail 'round the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
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Jan 31, 2016 09:58
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That is sooo 1991.
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TMMadman posted:You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear? TMMadman, I think I left my pants on your roof.
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Jan 31, 2016 13:19
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:TMMadman, I think I left my pants on your roof. You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.
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Jan 31, 2016 14:59
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TMMadman posted:You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear? I have misplaced my pants.
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Jan 31, 2016 15:21
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Toriori posted:You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again. ♫ If you think I'm cuddly, And you want my company, Come on, Toriori, let me know... Ahh, ahh, ahh, aaawwooooo. ♫
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Jan 31, 2016 15:46
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:TMMadman, I think I left my pants on your roof. BigDave posted:I have misplaced my pants. I hope he tells us to burn our pants, these things are driving me crazy!
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Jan 31, 2016 16:23
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The only thing I asked you to do for this party was put on pants - and you didn't do it. And now it's too late!
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Jan 31, 2016 19:05
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A counterfeit jeans ring, operating out of my quote hole?!
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Jan 31, 2016 19:40
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Class3KillStorm posted:I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now! Don't let him get away, he's supposed to die!
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Jan 31, 2016 20:38
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Jan 31, 2016 21:55
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Mooooooooommmmmmm, SituAsian is swearing!
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Jan 31, 2016 22:57
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A counterfeit jeans ring, operating out of my quote hole?! We run the quote racket. 
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Jan 31, 2016 23:19
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Root Bear posted:We run the quote racket. Oh, I can't believe those goons quoted me out of my posting business. I've been quoted out of everything I've ever done, including my quoting for hire business.
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Jan 31, 2016 23:24
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A counterfeit jeans ring, operating out of my quote hole?! 
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Jan 31, 2016 23:24
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Root Bear posted:We run the quote racket.  Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
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Jan 31, 2016 23:29
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I can't believe those goons quoted me out of my posting business. I've been quoted out of everything I've ever done, including my quoting for hire business. Man, you'd never get me into a thread. Quoting causes brain damage. 
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Feb 1, 2016 01:14
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Man, you'd never get me into a thread. Quoting causes brain damage. Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.
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Feb 1, 2016 04:28
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Man, you'd never get me into a thread. Quoting causes brain damage. Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine!
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Feb 1, 2016 04:34
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Wow, Boardroom Jimmy! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
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Feb 1, 2016 05:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
yes But the car's okay? 
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Feb 1, 2016 06:40
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Do over Ham posted:yes Stealing, stealing Stealing a car for Ham Da da da, da da da da Insurance fraud today!
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Feb 1, 2016 07:26
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After The War posted:Stealing, stealing I'm sure your insurance will cover the car. Uh, well, no. Hammy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling. 
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Feb 1, 2016 08:05
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Do over Ham posted:I'm sure your insurance will cover the car. Sorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.
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Feb 1, 2016 08:19
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Do over Ham posted:yes Do you hear that knocking sound? That means you need four new tires.
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Feb 1, 2016 14:09
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Root Bear posted:Do you hear that knocking sound? That means you need four new tires. It's your heart. It means it's on its last thump.
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Feb 1, 2016 14:37
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IMJack posted:It's your heart. It means it's on its last thump. 
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Feb 1, 2016 15:16
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IMJack posted:It's your heart. It means it's on its last thump. Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission.
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Feb 1, 2016 20:25
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You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
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IMJack posted:It's your heart. It means it's on its last thump. We're going to open you up and tinker with your ticker!
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Skeesix posted:We're going to open you up and tinker with your ticker! So the tiny Aorta Fairies will take Mr Leg Vein on a long trip to get married to Princess Left Ventricle.
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