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gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

MarsellusWallace posted:

Has anyone else used Costco Auto? Avoiding the pain-in-the-rear end factor of buying a car seems like a massive plus, does anyone else have feedback on pricing, experience, etc?
Bought my last two cars with them. First one was 3% under invoice, second one was 4.5% under invoice. Probably not the best possible deal, but it's so goddamn easy.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Super Waffle posted:

Found a picture:



EDIT - God damnit I didn't notice the included dipping sauce :negative:

I've blown through like two boxes of these in the last month. They loving own.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm in Canada (and even worse, Quebec) so most of what you guys post isn't available here but they did have those dumplings, and they're pretty good.

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
Most of what people post here is from the frozen section, which is pretty sad, and you should not feel bad.

On that note I will unironically give the Kirkland Cheese Pizza a thumbs up. It really is just a well balanced little tza that crisps up nicely without getting hard and one of the only frozen pizzas I've thought to myself "I'm eating this because it tastes good" rather than "I'm eating this because it took 10 minutes in the oven".

E: it might also make you happy to know that literally every Costco member in Ottawa makes a monthly pilgrimage to the Gatineau warehouse because wine and beer. Quebec Costco is pretty legit. Please push your local mpp to allow liquor sales in grocery stores so they can carry vodka and be truly world class Costco.

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Math You posted:

Most of what people post here is from the frozen section, which is pretty sad, and you should not feel bad.

On that note I will unironically give the Kirkland Cheese Pizza a thumbs up. It really is just a well balanced little tza that crisps up nicely without getting hard and one of the only frozen pizzas I've thought to myself "I'm eating this because it tastes good" rather than "I'm eating this because it took 10 minutes in the oven".

I bought a package of thick rear end pork chops. They were delicious and are perfect for stuffed pork chops.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Math You posted:

Most of what people post here is from the frozen section, which is pretty sad, and you should not feel bad.

On that note I will unironically give the Kirkland Cheese Pizza a thumbs up. It really is just a well balanced little tza that crisps up nicely without getting hard and one of the only frozen pizzas I've thought to myself "I'm eating this because it tastes good" rather than "I'm eating this because it took 10 minutes in the oven".

E: it might also make you happy to know that literally every Costco member in Ottawa makes a monthly pilgrimage to the Gatineau warehouse because wine and beer. Quebec Costco is pretty legit. Please push your local mpp to allow liquor sales in grocery stores so they can carry vodka and be truly world class Costco.

Yeah but that's because outside of the frozen stuff most of what they carry is just what you can get at any grocery, but in higher quantity.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Welp, the frozen Meat Lasagna sucks.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Welp, the frozen Meat Lasagna sucks.
Frozen lasagna is Michael Angelo's or GTFO. :colbert:

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Welp, the frozen Meat Lasagna sucks.

You should return it if you don't like it, I've heard Costco has a bomb return policy though I've never tried it. Can anyone c/d?

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
We will take back loving anything. Trust me, you do not know how many plants I've seen that were never watered, or boxes of fruit that were forgotten in the back of a pantry.. What you return doesn't necessarily need to have come from Costco if you piss and moan enough either.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Math You posted:

We will take back loving anything. Trust me, you do not know how many plants I've seen that were never watered, or boxes of fruit that were forgotten in the back of a pantry.. What you return doesn't necessarily need to have come from Costco if you piss and moan enough either.

God bless America.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Math You posted:

We will take back loving anything. Trust me, you do not know how many plants I've seen that were never watered, or boxes of fruit that were forgotten in the back of a pantry.. What you return doesn't necessarily need to have come from Costco if you piss and moan enough either.

I bought my laptop there and the HDD borked itself in less than 3 months. Will they take it back / exchange it? I have the receipt.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Math You posted:

We will take back loving anything. Trust me, you do not know how many plants I've seen that were never watered, or boxes of fruit that were forgotten in the back of a pantry.. What you return doesn't necessarily need to have come from Costco if you piss and moan enough either.

When I worked at a (lovely, tribal) Casino, they kept pushing this vision of creating an experience for the guest that made them think, "Wow!" They never did anything to make that happen, it was a place for octogenarians to go to die, but it's not a bad goal.

Costco's return policy and the way they apply it is an example of something that accomplishes that goal. The first time you see some rear end in a top hat go up to the service desk with a TV that they ran over with their truck, and the employee just says, "Was there anything wrong with it before you ran it over? No? Okay here's your four thousand dollars have a nice day!", that sticks in your mind. You know that, as someone with a modicum of ethics, if anything goes wrong with anything you buy from that place, they're going to take care of you and you're not going to have to pull teeth for the privilege.

It's a big, big deal when every other corporation on the planet will go out of its way to ruin your day if you have the misfortune of needing to deal with them to solve any kind of problem.

CannonFodder posted:

I bought my laptop there and the HDD borked itself in less than 3 months. Will they take it back / exchange it? I have the receipt.

Electronics return policy is 90 days last time I checked, you should be good.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Guys, I'm not gonna return food I didn't like. That's just... no.

Now if I found a bug in it or something, yea I'd probably freak out and request a refund or something, but just because the food sucked I'm not gonna drive 30 mins out of my way to bring a big pan of lasagna to a desk and go "Didn't like it, gimme my 10 bucks back".

I've hit low points in my life, but nothing as bad as having to return food to a store.

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Math You posted:

We will take back loving anything. Trust me, you do not know how many plants I've seen that were never watered, or boxes of fruit that were forgotten in the back of a pantry.. What you return doesn't necessarily need to have come from Costco if you piss and moan enough either.

When I worked at Costco for a month in December 2014 (seasonal...clothes folder), our manager said that they had people bring back those big bakery sheet cakes with maybe 2-3 pieces missing and artificial Christmas trees in January. They will take back anything.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Math You posted:

Most of what people post here is from the frozen section, which is pretty sad, and you should not feel bad.
The giant-rear end boxes of croissants they have in the bakery section are good for making a quintuple recipe of this. Also buy a giant ham, OJ and a case of sparkling wine and you have brunch for a great many people, all of whom you want to fall in love with you.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


We have a business Costo by us which means I can buy 15 dozen eggs for $15. We loving love eggs.

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
Oh I should note electronics are 90 days for straight up return. However, all Costco electronics do have a 2 year warranty that includes in home service for TVs over 40'.

I haven't dealt with the warranty dudes myself but I hear they are good. Also there is a different company between Canada and U.S. so there may be small differences (I work at the CDN head office so that's my point of reference)

Edit: the Xmas tree returns in January are real. I think that's just a Christmas ritual for some assholes.

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take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy
One time the store I worked it accepted an outdoor playhouse that looked like they bought it when the kids were little and returned it when they went to college judging by the weathering of the wood on it. poo poo sat on the dock for almost two weeks before we could get rid of it.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Che Delilas posted:



Electronics return policy is 90 days last time I checked, you should be good.
I'm better than good. I got store credit and went and bought the same laptop, but this time the instant rebate was $50 more, so I made $50. Hahaha I love you Costco.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Costco stopped carrying the salsa I like so they can burn in hell.

identity49
Nov 29, 2007

C. Everett Koop posted:

Costco stopped carrying the salsa I like so they can burn in hell.

Same with the veg lasagna that I like. gently caress em.






j/k still love u Costco

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

STILL EATIN THESE SALMON PATTIES THOUGH, HAHA



Also bought like $20 of chorizo and jalapeno sausage on accident.

And like 3 of the standing mats for $20 each instead of $120 at bed bath beyond, what the fuuuuuck. I can do dishes and cut vegetables like all day now.

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them

C. Everett Koop posted:

Costco stopped carrying the salsa I like so they can burn in hell.

Please tell me that they still carry the kirklands organic salsa in the 2-pack. That stuff is amazing

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

BumikiIsFreaky posted:

One time the store I worked it accepted an outdoor playhouse that looked like they bought it when the kids were little and returned it when they went to college judging by the weathering of the wood on it. poo poo sat on the dock for almost two weeks before we could get rid of it.

I used to work for a salvage company that worked with Cosco, that bought up overstocks and returns, setting up those gyms to make sure they were whole were a pain in the rear end, and usually took up at least 3 skids themselves.

We have had good reasons for returns, like gremlins in the microwave. A stove and pot set, because they hosed up and melted a pot onto a burner. So many things returned worked fine and were barely used.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Big Grunty Secret posted:

You should return it if you don't like it, I've heard Costco has a bomb return policy though I've never tried it. Can anyone c/d?

I don't know about their food policy, but last month I returned a Brother all-in-one laser printer for a full refund ($350 Costco cash card). I bought the printer 2.5 years ago for my business, used it until it fell apart, did not have a receipt, returned it no questions asked.

Yeah their return policy is loving awesome.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
M-my chicken dumplings and wontons.....

why would you take from me the one thing I love....

:negative:

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.

Super Waffle posted:

M-my chicken dumplings and wontons.....

why would you take from me the one thing I love....

:negative:

For those saying they 'don't carry' something anymore just wait a few weeks and check again. This happens on a regular basis for some of the stuff we like. Sometimes things really do go away but usually it's just that they are waiting on another shipment.

BuddyChrist
Apr 29, 2008
My Costco used to have these Calzones in the deli area that you just needed to throw in the oven to heat. I haven't seen them for months now and I'm jonesing for one. Fuckers, bring back my Calzones!!

I'm just kidding baby, don't be mad, I still love you Costco.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
My Costco just brought back my favorite stuffed grape leaves, and they're bringing in fresh Hawaiian ahi tuna poke this weekend as part of the seafood roadshow.

Last weekend, I was closer to another Costco in a nicer part of town that I rarely visit, and they had whole smoke whitefish from Acme Smoked Fish in Brooklyn for about $8 per pound. I brought home a two-pounder and made the best whitefish salad. That was a very pleasant surprise.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Super Waffle posted:

Found a picture:



EDIT - God damnit I didn't notice the included dipping sauce :negative:

I know prices vary from store to store but can you remind me what these ~cost? I haven't been in to the Costco in a while but did pick up a box before when i was there with a friend and really liked them.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
My Costco stopped carrying Trisquits a couple years ago. I'm still bitter about it and walk up and down every aisle looking for them every time I go, but they haven't shown up. When I happen to go to some other Costco when I'm travelling or whatever, there they are. Trisquits at a fraction of the price I pay in the regular grocery store.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Decrepus posted:

I know prices vary from store to store but can you remind me what these ~cost? I haven't been in to the Costco in a while but did pick up a box before when i was there with a friend and really liked them.

I bought these a few days ago at, I believe, $10.79.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Decrepus posted:

I know prices vary from store to store but can you remind me what these ~cost? I haven't been in to the Costco in a while but did pick up a box before when i was there with a friend and really liked them.

I've had these and if you have an asian grocery nearby you can get better dumplings for much less money

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Decrepus posted:

I know prices vary from store to store but can you remind me what these ~cost? I haven't been in to the Costco in a while but did pick up a box before when i was there with a friend and really liked them.

They're like $10 a box.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

BuddyChrist posted:

My Costco used to have these Calzones in the deli area that you just needed to throw in the oven to heat. I haven't seen them for months now and I'm jonesing for one. Fuckers, bring back my Calzones!!

I'm just kidding baby, don't be mad, I still love you Costco.

Yea, we used to get these once a month or so instead of ordering pizza. I'm pretty sure they're gone since they were an all year item and now are gone.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
We got a giant box of egg custard bao last costco trip and HOLY poo poo they're the best ones I've ever bought from a store 10/10 will buy again.

Also bibigo makes very good vegetarian potstickers but the store I go to hasn't had them for ages!! gently caress that.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Tindjin posted:

For those saying they 'don't carry' something anymore just wait a few weeks and check again. This happens on a regular basis for some of the stuff we like. Sometimes things really do go away but usually it's just that they are waiting on another shipment.

If I go and they don't have my salsa I'ma fuckin cut someone. :colbert:

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

We got a giant box of egg custard bao last costco trip and HOLY poo poo they're the best ones I've ever bought from a store 10/10 will buy again.

Also bibigo makes very good vegetarian potstickers but the store I go to hasn't had them for ages!! gently caress that.

The (organic) veggie bibigo potstickers were at mine when I went today so maybe give it another look.

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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
What times of the year does Costco carry the baked Mac and Cheese in their pre-made section? I've been craving that poo poo and didn't see it last time I was there.

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