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Jan 31, 2016 04:32
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Jay Rust posted:Who the hell gives someone TWO donuts Clearly a very generous and wonderful soul that we should all throw great amounts of praise onto for being so kind and noble.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:42
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Jay Rust posted:Who the hell gives someone TWO donuts It was her or the trashcan and she was closer, so...
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Jan 31, 2016 04:44
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Jay Rust posted:Who the hell gives someone TWO donuts it's the large janitor
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Jan 31, 2016 04:45
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i don't know if anyone has ever given me a doughnut. I know noone has ever given me flowers.
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Jan 31, 2016 05:22
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Elfgames posted:if some doughnuts make you break into tears, that's loving soul crushingly depressing It was a reminder of her painful celiac disease.
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Jan 31, 2016 07:07
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sweeperbravo posted:From what I remember people sometimes would try, but fell victim to Geek Social Fallacy number whatever where you're not allowed to criticize fellow geeks because that's what horrible jocks and populars do, geeks have to 100% support one another and you had better not start any drama or make anyone feel like they aren't perfect the way they are. Like someone would be like "that's not evne possible" and other people would jump to defend the OP and if it was on an actual site page it would get edited out. Also TVTropes had (still has?) a literal rule about no negativity. If you said anything insulting, including calling someone a liar, your post would get "thumped," which is like having a mod edit out the content, only way more condescending.
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Jan 31, 2016 09:42
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I keep reading CMOA as Cover My Own rear end.
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Jan 31, 2016 10:21
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What Travis Woo wishes he was. Magic fans only reference
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Jan 31, 2016 10:59
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EKDS5k posted:Also TVTropes had (still has?) a literal rule about no negativity. If you said anything insulting, including calling someone a liar, your post would get "thumped," which is like having a mod edit out the content, only way more condescending. poo poo, I totally blocked that out of my memory. The best part was someone could come along and post something really creepy, racist, sexist,  horrendous thing and not get in trouble- but if anyone had any response that could seem negative or non-supportive, it was the challenger who would be thumped/banned, not the person who actually posted a hateful thing. Because, gosh, guys, that's just his opinion, and opinions can't hurt people, sticks and stones, right? Let's all try to be a little understanding here! The irony was folded over itself like a taco and people gobbled it up, because it meant as long as you made your deplorable statement first in a discussion, you were safe. Like you would have literal conversations about "Well, aren't whites the superior race?" and a post full of "evidence" and that guy was okay but the poster trying to address and refute each point was just a poo poo-stirrer and trying to hurt people's feelings/trolling. Oh and accusing a racist/sexist/homophobe/whatever of being a troll ALSO made you a name-calling poo poo-stirrer and you would be thumped/banned for not being a team player.
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Jan 31, 2016 16:05
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Gridlocked posted:What Travis Woo wishes he was. He's too busy walking up stairs backwards and defending Hitler.
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Jan 31, 2016 16:21
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I feel like Troper Tales is kinda cheating though. It's like putting in all the codes to make your video game dude invincible and have unlimited powerups and then claim you "beat" the game. I mean I guess the OP of this topic could just be nothing but a link to Troper Tales and "this, all of it, every single word, if you have any stories like these post them here".
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Jan 31, 2016 17:44
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Network Pesci posted:I feel like Troper Tales is kinda cheating though. It's like putting in all the codes to make your video game dude invincible and have unlimited powerups and then claim you "beat" the game. I mean I guess the OP of this topic could just be nothing but a link to Troper Tales and "this, all of it, every single word, if you have any stories like these post them here". Troper Tales are fine to include now and then as long as they don't dominate the thread. I think because they have a different structure than your typical NAW/NAR type script stories and there's, I dunno, just a specific type of hopeless flavor to them that makes them ID-able as troper tales as soon as you read them.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:11
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sweeperbravo posted:I think because they have a different structure than your typical NAW/NAR type script stories and there's, I dunno, just a specific type of hopeless flavor to them that makes them ID-able as troper tales as soon as you read them. I think they're easily identifiable because almost all of them take place in middle/high school. But the amazing thing is that, even for something written by a high/middle-schooler, they're still super pathetic. Like, I was a dumbass when I was 15 and had some embarrassing opinions, but not to that extent.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:19
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kimbo305 posted:I keep reading CMOA as Cover My Own rear end. I keep reading it as Choose My Own Adventure, which makes sense...
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Feb 1, 2016 00:09
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:He's too busy walking up stairs backwards and defending Hitler. And don't forget making "cool homemade ninja shoes, perfect for running" while also not wearing shoes ever so he can touch the gound.
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Feb 1, 2016 00:40
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kimbo305 posted:I keep reading CMOA as Cover My Own rear end. If you are going to quote Dr Who, turn to page 44. If you are going to quote Star Wars (but only the Original Trilogy) go to page 32.
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Feb 1, 2016 01:48
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Feb 1, 2016 02:17
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People who make up stories about little kids kissing them are so creepy
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Feb 1, 2016 02:25
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Faith in non white humanity restored
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Feb 1, 2016 03:35
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Postal Parcel posted:Faith in non white humanity restored They forgot to misspell 'the' consistently. As for CMOA, I leave out the ones where someone's greatest life achievement is doing game things like winning Pokemon. Which is, I assure you, the majority of them.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:44
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Who the gently caress would steal a flag that's like the lamest thing to steal
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Feb 1, 2016 03:51
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goose fleet posted:Who the gently caress would steal a flag that's like the lamest thing to steal but you see the kids were BLACK and the flag wasn't nailed down so
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Feb 1, 2016 03:55
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Postal Parcel posted:Faith in non white "humanity" restored Fixed
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Feb 1, 2016 04:03
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Didn't call him "nigga" or "homie" Fake
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Feb 1, 2016 06:06
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goose fleet posted:Who the gently caress would steal a flag that's like the lamest thing to steal twist: it was a confederate flag. The poster was a huge racist (this is not the twist).
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Feb 1, 2016 06:09
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goose fleet posted:Who the gently caress would steal a flag that's like the lamest thing to steal Antifa in Germany regularly steal and/or destroy German flags because only nazis have one, you see. IIRC it was during the last football world cup that one guy in Berlin would hang a bigass flag from his bakery and Antifa guys would tear it down like three times until some people from the neighbourhood started guarding it. The kicker? The flag owner was an immigrant himself living in a majority immigrant area.
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Feb 1, 2016 08:14
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System Metternich posted:Antifa in Germany regularly steal and/or destroy German flags because only nazis have one, you see. IIRC it was during the last football world cup that one guy in Berlin would hang a bigass flag from his bakery and Antifa guys would tear it down like three times until some people from the neighbourhood started guarding it. The kicker? The flag owner was an immigrant himself living in a majority immigrant area. The hell kind of half-assed Nazi do they think are flying the modern German flag? Reichskriegsflagge or nothing, losers!
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Feb 1, 2016 08:22
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Angry Salami posted:The hell kind of half-assed Nazi do they think are flying the modern German flag? Reichskriegsflagge or nothing, losers! Pretty sure flags like that get you jail time in Germany
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Feb 1, 2016 08:32
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Birb Katter posted:Pretty sure flags like that get you jail time in Germany Which is why racists in Europe fly confederate flags, too. System Metternich posted:Antifa in Germany regularly steal and/or destroy German flags because only nazis have one, you see. Patriotism just isn't super big in places like Germany outside of nationalists, but on the other hand, how many non-racists in even America fly flags in their front lawn? (none)
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Feb 1, 2016 09:02
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The Reichskriegsflagge itself is even legal (as long as there's no swastika on it) but yeah you don't exactly put it up just because you like the design.
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Feb 1, 2016 09:08
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WickedHate posted:Which is why racists in Europe fly confederate flags, too. Obama does. 
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Feb 1, 2016 09:53
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WickedHate posted:Patriotism just isn't super big in places like Germany outside of nationalists, but on the other hand, how many non-racists in even America fly flags in their front lawn? (none) What the gently caress are you even talking about? There are towns where pretty much everyone puts their flag out, including minorities.
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Feb 1, 2016 12:28
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Yeah but the open display of German flags wasn't really much of a thing even just a couple years ago. Iirc it kinda started to take off again during the football world cup in Germany. E: just found this classic again http://pastebin.com/cUQG6AtA Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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Feb 1, 2016 13:37
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WickedHate posted:Which is why racists in Europe fly confederate flags, too. Lol, most people in Europe don't even know what the 'confederate flag' is, or what it stands for. Most just remember it as 'flag on the General Lee in The Dukes of Hazard County'.
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Feb 1, 2016 14:46
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racists in Europe don't need flags, you just gotta ask em about the romani
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Feb 1, 2016 14:51
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Khazar-khum posted:Pain Level poo poo that did happen: This one made me cringe. Also, you break bones playing sports or doing poo poo outside with your friends, so I at least believe the part where he's never broken a bone
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Feb 1, 2016 15:13
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
He's never had anything particularly painful happen to him, so he reasons he's got a very high pain threshold? Personally I assume I'm a giant pussy because no major injuries have happened to me, so I don't actually have a good measure for my pain tolerance.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:56
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Maybe you do have a high pain threshold, so every injury you ever had didn't feel like a big deal.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:57
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lodewijk posted:Lol, most people in Europe don't even know what the 'confederate flag' is, or what it stands for. Most just remember it as 'flag on the General Lee in The Dukes of Hazard County'. Most Americans associate it with 'rebel'. Or used to, anyway. CMOA my Animes quote:First, after his parents were unable to go to a Parent-Teacher's meeting, he had to go, and endure a "conference" by a "Psychologist" who claimed that Anime and Videogames were EVIIIILLLLL! Except that he commited the typical mistake of only putting the typical bad examples: Grand Theft Auto on the videogames and Urotsukidoji in the case of anime, and mixing up terms like calling an Otaku a Hikkikomori.. At the end, when people start throwing questions at the presenter, including several who praised the "objectiveness" of the conference, said troper raised up from his chair and asked him: "Excuse me, sir, have you played any videogames or watched any anime?". Said "psychologist" just replied with a simple "No, but I don't need to either play or watch them to know they corrupt our youth". And the troper came back by telling him: "Go play Harvest Moon and tell me about it". Needless to say, the director stepped in and told the psychologist to get out of his school, because he lied and he didn't wanted the school to get corrupted by the influence of liars. Later on, he found out the director of the school actually used to play that same game.
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Feb 2, 2016 03:37
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