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dr_rat posted:Looks like someone forgot one of the most fundamental rules of the universe. Not if you love butter and deep-fried poo poo it won't
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Joementum posted:No, he'll just continue in a persistent vegetative state. Nice.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:29
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Joementum posted:This year there will be the Microsoft app to report results in an attempt to get the count right (I predict this will go hilariously wrong) Not ready reading state IA Carson, Huckabee, Jeb?
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Feb 1, 2016 16:29
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My Imaginary GF posted:Depends who it favors. I'm not expecting transparent fuckery. But there are three people it is a toss up between, more so between two.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:29
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Maybe this will be the first year the eventual front-runner doesn't win any of the early primary states. Trump will have narrative strength, but I'd be willing to bet you're going to see a lot more people jump behind Rubio after NH.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:30
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Shifty Pony posted:Not ready reading state IA 
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Maybe this will be the first year the eventual front-runner doesn't win any of the early primary states. Trump will have narrative strength, but I'd be willing to bet you're going to see a lot more people jump behind Rubio after NH. There once was a nominee who lost 11 of the first 12 primary contests. Bill Clinton
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My Imaginary GF posted:Not if you love butter and deep-fried poo poo it won't ...okay, I'll give you that.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:32
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What's the best news station to follow all this trash today? I need something to put on while I'm at work. Is CNN pretty much my only option?
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Feb 1, 2016 16:34
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dr_rat posted:...okay, I'll give you that. Brother, your ivory tower elitist perch blinds you to just how believed butter and deep fried poo poo is in America. You may eat all the kale you want in your bicoastal lifestyle; here in the midwest, we have butter.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:35
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katlington posted:Two corinthians isnt the one he likes? Apparently the wrong Corinthian.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:36
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Joementum posted:There once was a nominee who lost 11 of the first 12 primary contests. I don't see Trump asking Jesse Jackson to be his veep
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Feb 1, 2016 16:38
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ayn rand hand job posted:I don't see Trump asking Jesse Jackson to be his veep Trump has already said he'd love to have Oprah be his VP.
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Joementum posted:There once was a nominee who lost 11 of the first 12 primary contests. How on earth did he pull that off, anyways
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Feb 1, 2016 16:40
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ayn rand hand job posted:I don't see Trump asking Jesse Jackson to be his veep I think the only man who sees anyone asking him to be their veep is Jessie Jackson. Besides, JJJ has a mayoral comeback campaign to run.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:41
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Trump keeps calling Howard Stern up at random times(off air). I got a feeling Stern will be his FCC head.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:43
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Joementum posted:No, he'll just continue in a persistent vegetative state. You know, this joke (or some variant of it) has been made dozens and dozens since this thread has started, and I still love it every single time. It is my favorite part of the Bush campaign.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:44
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Montasque posted:Trump keeps calling Howard Stern up at random times(off air). A legitimate reason to vote for Trump in the general if I've ever heard one.
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Montasque posted:Trump keeps calling Howard Stern up at random times(off air). This would make me vote Trump.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Jeb!, stay in bed tighten this up and I'll make a parody of this, I suck at parody lyrics
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http://tunein.com/embed/player/t103316545/ 1:30. Lady in chicken suit says Trump is actually a liberal.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:48
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Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. 
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mastershakeman posted:How on earth did he pull that off, anyways Fractured support. Basically of the 10 contests that Clinton lost, 4 went to Tsongas, 3 went to Harkin, 2 went to Brown, and 1 went to Kerrey. Clinton started winning in the South after that initial blitz, and Brown picked up enough momentum to knock Tsongas out. Then Jerry Brown said he would consider Jesse Jackson as a possible veep less than a year removed from the Crown Heights riots and lost NY and the primary.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:51
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Joementum posted:Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. No. This isn't real. I refuse to believe it, it's too good
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Joementum posted:Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. Trump's not marriage material. 
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Joementum posted:Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. Well, consider me a true believer when it comes to Palm Reading, I guess.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:53
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Joementum posted:There once was a nominee who lost 11 of the first 12 primary contests. True, but on the GOP side every nomination winning candidate has won either Iowa or NH since Iowa/NH became the standard opener.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:54
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Joementum posted:Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. This is how you defeat trump: -Constantly talk about his sausage fingers and how they're more comparable to Jimmy Dean breakfast sausages and not Jumbo Ballpark Franks. -Criticize his taste in steak. -Tell him America is already great and that he is unpatriotic for suggesting otherwise. -Call him gay That's all I have.
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Trump's biggest mistake was not running democrat and crushing whichever empty suit slimed their way to the nomination. Imagine all of 2015's Jeb! burns, but days before the election
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Louisgod posted:This is how you defeat trump: Holy poo poo, are you Jeb!'s top strategist?
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mastershakeman posted:How on earth did he pull that off, anyways 4 of those had "favorite son" candidates, so coming in 2nd or 3rd was enough to keep momentum; 1 was a caucus where "Uncommitted" won so no one cared. So, really, he only lost 5 out of 6? But even while losing, he was really the only thing the media could talk about, and so he got a lot of donations and kept afloat. Heck, they even declared him the 'real' winner of NH even though he was 9 points behind Tsongas. He then went on to win 10 of the next 12 across the next two weeks, and was 2nd in one of the 2 he lost.
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Aliquid posted:We talk about this a lot; have an article on "The Party Decides": So Trump is the Mule. It's completely silly to think there are hard and fixed rules that can possibly be constructed from just a few cycles worth of data, BTW. EDIT: Sociologists and anthropologists would be useful experts to chime in on this too, this is a political movement pushed forward by sociological factors and pure animosity. EDIT 2: The more I read this thing, the more irritated I get about it. You have a political scientist actively rewriting her theory to fit the data mid-article, when it should always be the other way around. If you can't predict with it, what's the point? Shageletic fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:Holy poo poo, are you Jeb!'s top strategist? Are you posting from a dimension where Jeb! managed to clown on Trump?
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Dubstep Jesus posted:Are you posting from a dimension where Jeb! managed to clown on Trump? I'm posting from a dimension where Jeb!'s strategy for taking down Trump was to call him "a Jerk."
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:I'm posting from a dimension where Jeb!'s strategy for taking down Trump was to call him "a Jerk." That's none of those things though, it's just a weak, low energy insult that feeds the Trump narrative. If Jeb was pulling from that list he'd be doing a lot better than he is now.
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Joementum posted:Mother Jones consulted a palm reading guide to find out what Trump's stubby fingers tell us... and it's pretty accurate. Donald Trump is going to be President and palm reading is legit and real. I love this earth.
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GlyphGryph posted:That's none of those things though, it's just a weak, low energy insult that feeds the Trump narrative. If Jeb was pulling from that list he'd be doing a lot better than he is now. if he could pull those things off he wouldn't be jeb. or at least, not the jeb we know. an uncanny non-jeb, possibly cybernetic and sent from the future
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:I'm posting from a dimension where Jeb!'s strategy for taking down Trump was to call him "a Jerk." I'm from the dimension wherein Bush thought calling Trump "the chaos candidate" would be a sick burn
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Fox's making fun of Trump hasn't panned out yet. I think it's an angle only the dems can use. So what's the Mule?
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Mr. Pumroy posted:if he could pull those things off he wouldn't be jeb. or at least, not the jeb we know. an uncanny non-jeb, possibly cybernetic and sent from the future And Trump may be overly sensitive over his tiny baby fingers, but my point is that all of these are clearly as effective as picking at him over the "Two Corinthians" thing. It doesn't matter. None of it matters. The day after you tell him his fingers are tiny, he'll have a doctor's report verifying that his fingers are WELL within the average range of length and in fact slightly longer than the average!
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