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Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Psion posted:

even that many kills against Sykic is an accomplishment worthy of note

Tempest_56 posted:

^^E: Yeah, Sykic is greedy about not sharing cops.

Most of my games involve me following Sykic into a room thinking I'm going full SWAT and covering him, only to find charred corpses.

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
If I'm playing, either everything in the room will be dead (like a 5% chance of that happening) or you will hear "Jacket is down!"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot kicking Jacket's face

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Psh my sentry guns have outkilled sykic before

when i broke the spawns on hoxbreak day 2 and we had less than 100 kills combined during the whole day

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Fellis posted:

Psh my sentry guns have outkilled sykic before

when i broke the spawns on hoxbreak day 2 and we had less than 100 kills combined during the whole day

sentry guns confirmed OP, overkill please nerf

also add microtransaction sentrygun skins only available in paid safe/drill combos.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I've done pacifist runs of both days on overkill. Get on my level, nerds.

Alternately, get on VW's.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Pfft. You guys just have to learn to be assertive. I keep pace with Sykic's kills just fine.

Sykic
Feb 9, 2004

Resist! Humanity demands it! Resist!

Tempest_56 posted:

^^E: Yeah, Sykic is greedy about not sharing cops.

The only thing I'm sharing is pain :unsmigghh:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
101 Dead Cloakers

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Night of 1000 cloakers was scarier than deathwish for awhile before we realized the ai was kinda borked. The stacks of 20 some cloakers clipping perfectly on each other were still terrifying every time though.

"Lemme just kill this one OH MY GOD IT WONT DIE"

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Coolguye posted:

Pfft. You guys just have to learn to be assertive. I keep pace with Sykic's kills just fine.

believe me I've had games like that. (Actual quote: "You got 250 kills? I didnt even know there were 250 cops in total!") and so on. the point is when someone's really on fire they can basically solo entire assault waves.



which is awesome as hell

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
On death vox you can only kill up to a certain cop quota, after which there's a 5 minute Violence Cooldown.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Discendo Vox posted:

On death vox you can only kill up to a certain cop quota, after which there's a 5 minute Violence Cooldown.

0/10

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Hey guys I haven't been able to play in over a month! What's new and cool in this goatfucking game?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Yes! That's exactly what the kill quota looks like!

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Vox pd2 will never be undertale im sorry you had to find out this way

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Coolguye posted:

Pfft. You guys just have to learn to be assertive. I keep pace with Sykic's kills just fine.

Well, the only time I played with you two we did the museum heist and you told me "keep an eye on the entrance to see how it's done", you then raced Sykic to see who was the first to put a rocket through it. We stole everything in the museum and only left because we all literally run out of ammo.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Tempest_56 posted:

^^E: Yeah, Sykic is greedy about not sharing cops.


Never underestimate the Bad of pubbies. Just wait until you get to pubstoving DW heists for your mask - there is some AMAZING poo poo there.

Payday 2 ain't no socialist paradise where you share cop kills, go out and get yours. :colbert:

Also pubstoving DW is great. Hang around in the chat so you can read me bitching about them constantly. :v:

Fellis posted:

Vox pd2 will never be undertale im sorry you had to find out this way

If it was I would have made a killing selling steam cards of it to a rabid fanbase.

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

Yo guys I just got this game and it's pretty drat fun

got a mic and poo poo so I guess if you don't mind teaching a clueless newbie the true pro ways of shooting cops in the face add me to the group?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Fellis posted:

Vox pd2 will never be undertale im sorry you had to find out this way

Look, OVK has a history of using heists to pre-develop assets. You think it was a coincidence we just had a goat heist with a bunch of waterlilies and masonry on day 2?

Realtalk, figuring out good loud DV mechanic changes for the skyhook is proving tricky. The turret at the barn's definitely going to be on the first truck, though.

M.Ciaster posted:

Yo guys I just got this game and it's pretty drat fun

got a mic and poo poo so I guess if you don't mind teaching a clueless newbie the true pro ways of shooting cops in the face add me to the group?

Done. I gotta say, though, your steam aliases make me nervous.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Feb 2, 2016

cheezit
Jan 9, 2004

sleep?

Discendo Vox posted:

one. I gotta say, though, your steam aliases make me nervous.

There's nothing wrong with working in the microwave industry.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Edmond Dantes posted:

Well, the only time I played with you two we did the museum heist and you told me "keep an eye on the entrance to see how it's done", you then raced Sykic to see who was the first to put a rocket through it. We stole everything in the museum and only left because we all literally run out of ammo.

good times~

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



I call bullshit. You fired an RPG and Brick didn't get hurt? Why not just stick Bigfoot in there and keep it just as believable?

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

Realtalk, figuring out good loud DV mechanic changes for the skyhook is proving tricky. The turret at the barn's definitely going to be on the first truck, though.

I'd call that easier. You have to kill the turret anyway, and having it be the first one makes it a lot more accessible. Also I think from there you can pop-and-drop from under the bridge to minimize exposure.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZqHgxSSY6Q

Basticle fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 2, 2016

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Tempest_56 posted:

I'd call that easier. You have to kill the turret anyway, and having it be the first one makes it a lot more accessible. Also I think from there you can pop-and-drop from under the bridge to minimize exposure.

Good point. Day 1 was easy, but day 2 is gonna take a lot of thought.

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009


Yep. Had that happen twice. Lesson learned: Do not put the car anywhere near a truck entry point.

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Starting to like the galil. Using qcb,regular flashlight and fab stock- looks tight at the very least

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Discovery from last night: Goat Simulator Pro isn't required for mask completion achievements (or at least you only need one of pro/non-pro). So that's one less folks need to subject themselves to on the march.

(Also a thanks to Vox, Cheeto and Buckshot for finishing off my Death Wish mask!)

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH
Holy poo poo, maybe a second season of the webseries is actually happening?!?



isndl
May 2, 2012
I WON A CONTEST IN TG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CUSTOM TITLE
How much DLC are they going to use in the webseries? Will we have surprise Mega-masked heisters drop in, save the day with their RPG and Minigun, then disappear as they roll on to the next heist? Maybe see Dallas torching kids and asking if humans taste good?

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

isndl posted:

How much DLC are they going to use in the webseries? Will we have surprise Mega-masked heisters drop in, save the day with their RPG and Minigun, then disappear as they roll on to the next heist? Maybe see Dallas torching kids and asking if humans taste good?

If the Steam forums are to be believed, it'll just be the dev team all dressed like Nazis while watching their significant others have sex with other people.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
The new Webseries/DLC video will feature them robbing something and angry reddit guy will be in the background bitching about realism and having to pay money for anything until he is told to get the gently caress down.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
a

spit on my clit fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Nov 27, 2019

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I ran over one cop, from my perspective.



And now for day two!


Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Are all those dozers actually from NGR or did you do dozers only because :stare:

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Basticle posted:

Are all those dozers actually from NGR or did you do dozers only because :stare:

Both

isndl
May 2, 2012
I WON A CONTEST IN TG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CUSTOM TITLE
I wonder if dodge builds can be de facto immortal in NGR - as long as your dodge procs on the first bullet, you have enough dudes shooting at you to constantly refresh the dodge before it wears off, right? Just waltz around ignoring everyone except Cloakers and Tasers.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

isndl posted:

I wonder if dodge builds can be de facto immortal in NGR - as long as your dodge procs on the first bullet, you have enough dudes shooting at you to constantly refresh the dodge before it wears off, right? Just waltz around ignoring everyone except Cloakers and Tasers.

The Holy Text is inaccessible right now, but the short version is you're mostly right. Dodge is more reliable with more incoming fire, but eventually you're going to roll snake eyes and go down like a bitch.

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Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
I can't suspend disbelief until they do a movie of them ECM rushing diamond store over and over again to grind out the 80s and 90s like I do with my gang.

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