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Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

TKIY posted:

I really should have bought more Stormcost Butturtles.
I don't know how to parse that. Is it "But Turtles" or "Butt Urtles" ??? :ohdear:

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TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Ilor posted:

I don't know how to parse that. Is it "But Turtles" or "Butt Urtles" ??? :ohdear:

Butt-Turtles. An extra 'T' seemed superfluous. I know that's not what they are traditionally called, but that's how my narratives get forged.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
buh-turtles

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Does anyone have the art of the spook ghosts and the kayfabe skeletons fighting the sigmarines

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
One of my 40k friends has a group of buddies that wants to start playing AoS. I just want to hit them all in the head with a tack hammer, because they are retards.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
sigmar bad

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

TKIY posted:

One of my 40k friends has a group of buddies that wants to start playing AoS. I just want to hit them all in the head with a tack hammer, because they are retards.

I am enjoying listening to the Garage Hammer podcast and hearing their defense of AoS. "If somebody wants to play a game, let them, it's no skin off your nose". While true, I might be inclined to tell people not to buy a car make/model that I know is a non-functioning yet expensive poo poo box. :iiaca:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
if someone wants to jerk off to anime furry kid porn then let them

it is an anime analogy

animelogy

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I just realized analogy has anal in it haha

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It's also got a log in there.

fnordcircle
Jul 7, 2004

PTUI
but y?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

moths posted:

It's also got a log in there.

hahaha

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
anal log y???

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Because everybody poops.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

no butt stuff plz

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Moola posted:

butt stuff plz

Well if you insist.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
stuff my butt with butt stuff

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

stuff my butt with butt stuff

By Chuck Tingle.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Moola posted:

no, butt stuff plz

You know it.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Warhammer: Building Trust Through Rectal Intimacy

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe



???

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012


Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe



????????


I'm the water skull drinking the lava

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
DUARDINIA is the home of the DUARDIN I presume

They searched long and hard for a less creative name for a dwarf realm than "Mountainhomes" and they did it. They actually did it.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

Rulebook Heavily posted:

DUARDINIA is the home of the DUARDIN I presume

Some concept art actually leaked for Duardinia and the Duardins: http://i.imgur.com/WsPI2ke.jpg

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

Christ, these maps might be the worst thing about Age of Sigmar.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Yeah, this is the same thing that I see when looking at these maps they make

I made this post a while back

HJE-Cobra posted:

This map reminds me of something



It could use more red on it though

But these new maps are definitely more DOOMy

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
im the uncharacteristically reasonably named "bleak keep"

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
I've said this before, but I would no joke like to play a cheesy RPG set on those maps, if it was done in a self-aware fashion and if it cost like 10% of what GW asks for their products.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

JerryLee posted:

I've said this before, but I would no joke like to play a cheesy RPG set on those maps, if it was done in a self-aware fashion and if it cost like 10% of what GW asks for their products.

Step one: a table for randomly rolling your name that sometimes fucks up and spits out "Murdermurder McMurder with the Murderlust Special Rule" or something.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

wdarkk posted:

Step one: a table for randomly rolling your name that sometimes fucks up and spits out "Murdermurder McMurder with the Murderlust Special Rule" or something.

Wielder of the Murder Sword (Special Rule: Murder)

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid
GWs site now has an "about to go out of production" page. Eagerly awaiting the shitstorm when all the old armies are put there.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Skellybones posted:




????????


I'm the water skull drinking the lava

MORDACIOUS SOUND is my new death metal band. :black101:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Looking forward to going to the LGS and say that my forces are from the Red Pyramid of Knull.

it means gently caress

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
These look like World of Warcraft area maps.

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER
I'm the molten stone inexplicably turning into water.

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
"Mortuary Factory" absolutely kills me.

A factory that BUILDS mortuaries.

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

shoplifter posted:

"Mortuary Factory" absolutely kills me.

A factory that BUILDS mortuaries.

Well they blew up an entire planet, they're a little backed up with corpses.

Brofessor Slayton
Jan 1, 2012

Do you think it was called Scorched Keep even before it burned down?

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Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Is THE DEATH LANDS supposed to be higher than everything else, hence the corpses raining from it onto the Tomb Maze?
With everyone dead who goes to look at the dead bodies at the mortuaries? Perhaps Cyssandra?

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