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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Is that Colomba Bush's sister

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So as a man with a cable package, what's the network of choice for this trainwreck?

Only CNN has Wolf Blizter.

AMERICA'S anchorman.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So as a man with a cable package, what's the network of choice for this trainwreck?

C-SPAN if you're not suicidal.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
As a man without a cable package, any good streams to watch the results come in?

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
"ban neurotic people"

I bet she doesn't see the irony in that at all

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

that lady likes smoking

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A cunning plan....

https://twitter.com/DanH_TIME/status/694315075784589312

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

Yes. Also, their coats are confiscated.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
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Grimey Drawer
CNN: HUGE line in Ankeny, Iowa for the new voter registration/party affiliation change line.


T-R-U-M-P TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Raskolnikov38 posted:

yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

riot i hope

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

that seems bad

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

Chris Matthews just said Bernie is a "Tony Bennett figure". :psyduck:

I agree, in the sense that he moves very slowly, much like the Virginia offense.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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Grimey Drawer
CNN: !!!!!VOTERS BEING BRIBED WITH SNICKERS BARS!!!!

God bless America

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

Gonna be some fantastic rioting by late Trumpites.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Gyges posted:

Gonna be some fantastic rioting by late Trumpites.

Does Iowa have any mosques?

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Boosted_C5 posted:

CNN: HUGE line in Ankeny, Iowa for the new voter registration/party affiliation change line.


T-R-U-M-P TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/OldHossRadbourn/status/694315065525297152

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Joementum posted:

Yes. Also, their coats are confiscated.

_______ supporters deliberately took their merry rear end time getting in, thus shafting _________. it's a goddamn conspiracy, I tell you!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

If Cruz doesn't work out, I'm sure she could find some common ground with Bernie supporters on the ban on outdoor smoking.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yo so they say the doors close in half an hour. what happens if some people are still in line when they do? are they turned away?

You get to go in as long as you were in line at door closing time.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
lol wtf I get cspan and cspan 3 but cspan 2 costs extra

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So if these turnout numbers hold out, we're in fact getting Trump and Hillary right.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
MoM has literally zero supporters in at least one Iowa 200+ person caucus on CNN.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Grey Fox posted:

If Cruz doesn't work out, I'm sure she could find some common ground with Bernie supporters on the ban on outdoor smoking.

She is actually against outdoor smoking bans. Look at the bottom of the car.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

JosefStalinator posted:

Does Iowa have any mosques?

According to Wikipedia, 1 in Cedar Rapids. Humbly called the Mother Mosque of America.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
Anyone have the link to the CSPAN streams?

edit: Specifically the streams of the caucuses, I mean.

XboxPants has issued a correction as of 01:33 on Feb 2, 2016

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

CSPAN so low energy right now

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

She is actually against outdoor smoking bans. Look at the bottom of the car.
Lots of Bernie supporters smoke outdoors. Particularly the woods. :420:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

XboxPants posted:

Anyone have the link to the CSPAN streams?

google CSPAN

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Come on Iowa. You chose Huckabee and Santorum the last two times. Don't embarass yourself again.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

They are interviewing a 50 year old white man named Dan'l, a Miscrosoft VP

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

pathetic little tramp posted:

So if these turnout numbers hold out, we're in fact getting Trump and Hillary right.

Have to wait and see which side the throngs choose to caucus in. It could be vast throngs of Bernites with small pockets of vocal Trumpites.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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Grimey Drawer

Gyges posted:

Have to wait and see which side the throngs choose to caucus in. It could be vast throngs of Bernites with small pockets of vocal Trumpites.

Separate sites for GOP and DNC

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
I'm stuck watching Rand loving Paul

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

The Human Crouton posted:

Come on Iowa. You chose Huckabee and Santorum the last two times. Don't embarass yourself again.

Which choice is the non-embarrassing choice, Kasich?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

blue squares posted:

They are interviewing a 50 year old white man named Dan'l, a Miscrosoft VP
Eliminating unnecessary vowels increases efficiency, plebe.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum if Trump or Bernie or hilariously both win, do you think that the state party officials who are scared of losing the 'first vote that matters' status are justified? Or do you think they won't have anything to fear even if they keep up such a bad track record?

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Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I am in line to caucus right now!

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