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Will Trump get stumped?
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Boosted_C5 posted:

CNN confirming what we know - Carson campaign is a book selling tour. Heading home to FL, not campaigning in SC or NH, not doing anything until D.C. prayer breakfast.

SWITCH TO TRUMP BEN FRIENDS!!!!!

They are probably gonna support Cruz. Sorry.

At least after tonight we will know most people did not vote for Trump, thus confirming Loser status.

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Boosted_C5 posted:

CNN confirming what we know - Carson campaign is a book selling tour. Heading home to FL, not campaigning in SC or NH, not doing anything until D.C. prayer breakfast.

SWITCH TO TRUMP BEN FRIENDS!!!!!

he can sell a lot of books to the white folks of new hampshire, not sure why he's passing that up

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Logikv9 posted:

Legitimately the first O'Malley supporter I've ever seen.

"Yes, hello, my name is Malley O'Martin and I am from an Iowa county."

Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.

Boosted_C5 posted:

Why would you people deprive yourselves of Wolf Blitzer??????

Always watch CNN on election night.

Rachel Maddow is why.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Martin O'Malley: He won't die in office.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/694321235392610304

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

so are we getting drunk or what

Politicking sober is a fool's errand.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Logikv9 posted:

Legitimately the first O'Malley supporter I've ever seen.

you laugh now but O'Mentum is upon us

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Joementum posted:

"Yes, hello, my name is Malley O'Martin and I am from an Iowa county."


DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Wolf (who may or may not have some hint of entrance polls) strongly implied that Rubio will be third.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

Why would you people deprive yourselves of Wolf Blitzer??????

Always watch CNN on election night.

Just loaded CNN up on my laptop. Boosted is right for once

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Michael Corleone posted:

Hoping Trump and Bernie win tonight, Trump more of course. Also, in the case of a recount I voted yes for Trump getting stumped by accident, please change my vote to no if it comes down to it.

Nah, the pro wish is Cruz takes Iowa, Trump takes New Hampshire, and by the time SC is done they're the only ones left on the Republican side other than Rand Paul's quadrennial genetic drive to grift.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Trump's up to -400 on 5dimes, +280 for the field. Hillary is -300, +220 field.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Grey Fox posted:

Martin O'Malley: He won't die in office.

He also has the least amount of money! He's poor, just like the common man. Not like Hillary or Bernie with their big campaign bucks.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

blue squares posted:

Just loaded CNN up on my laptop. Boosted is right for once

Also John King and his beloved video board map.

It's an election tradition.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DynamicSloth posted:

Wolf (who may or may not have some hint of entrance polls) strongly implied that Rubio will be third.

what is more unreliable than an exit poll? well i have got something just for you!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


blue squares posted:

What is everyone watching? I ahve MSNBC with audio, CSPAN muted
I've got all 3 cable channels + CSPAN and CNN seems to have the best coverage so far.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

Sopranos re-boot looking weird.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

DynamicSloth posted:

Wolf (who may or may not have some hint of entrance polls) strongly implied that Rubio will be third.

Entrance polls for a caucus are basically worthless, but hey, CNN's got time to kill, so why not?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


if the post had said anything other than pizza then I would've immediately known this to be fake

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

All this Iowa madness is too much for my internet

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Sanders Gonna win.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
1-800-DRUG-HURT? That's too many numbers!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"You can imagine this playing out like a scene from West Wing." -CNN on Hillary having 2 speeches

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



blue squares posted:

All this Iowa madness is too much for my internet

A phrase never thought by any human being.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Iowan checking in here. There's a car line more than six blocks long by my house. Very wild!

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
A Donald Trump sighting

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

CNN said "You can imagine this working out like a scene from West Wing" and I thought for a second they meant West Side Story and got excited that maybe there would be sing-offs to compete for O'Malley voters

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Josh Lyman posted:

I've got all 3 cable channels + CSPAN and CNN seems to have the best coverage so far.

Seriously, CNN is pretty good. I mean, it has to be for a guy like me to eschew FOX News and go with a biased liberal media outlet.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

gently caress, they're only streaming the Democratic caucus on CSPAN-2. Does anyone know if the Republican caucuses are streaming anywhere? I'd really like to hear a trump speech if possible.

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

Why would you people deprive yourselves of Wolf Blitzer??????

Always watch CNN on election night.

We prefer Rachel.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


if there's a line when 7:00 strikes do they just lock out anyone on the wrong side of the door

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Parmesan Basil posted:

Iowan checking in here. There's a car line more than six blocks long by my house. Very wild!

Trump's tweeting style has infected Iowans

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


lmao look at all those old rear end white people on CNN coming out to caucus for Trump

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

if there's a line when 7:00 strikes do they just lock out anyone on the wrong side of the door
Yeah, and I want to see someone start a fight over it.

edit: seriously, if this night doesn't end with a couple of Trump/Cruz supporters exchanging blows over this, then it's all for nothing

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Josh Lyman posted:

"You can imagine this playing out like a scene from West Wing." -CNN on Hillary having 2 speeches

No way the entire state of Iowa has enough hallways for it to be like West Wing.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Ok in my caucus area. No O'malley supporters. 19 Clinton. 24 sanders so far. Doors close at 7. Who knows how close this will get.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

lmao look at all those old rear end white people on CNN coming out to caucus for Trump

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/694315979409485824

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

blue squares posted:

CNN said "You can imagine this working out like a scene from West Wing"

So the Vice President is going to win the Caucuses....

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

blue squares posted:

Trump's tweeting style has infected Iowans

the only posting gimmick more tired than trump's is parm's in tff.

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