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Will Trump get stumped?
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Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord
much love to the goons that are setting up their multi-screem situation rooms for this

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Grey Fox posted:

Yeah, and I want to see someone start a fight over it.

god bless america

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Brigadier Sockface posted:

We prefer Rachel.
B-Dubs, too.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Just finished watching the PBS NewsHour and they interviewed Eric Cantor and reminded him how he got his rear end handed to him by Dave Brat :lol:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

So the Vice President is going to win the Caucuses....

That's Diamond Joe's music!!

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Notable Dom X posted:

much love to the goons that are setting up their multi-screem situation rooms for this

i'm setting up a multi-bottle situation room

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

blue squares posted:

Trump's tweeting style has infected Iowans

Alex Smith is the worst QB! He's just not Elite! Very poor showing!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


blue squares posted:

CNN said "You can imagine this working out like a scene from West Wing" and I thought for a second they meant West Side Story and got excited that maybe there would be sing-offs to compete for O'Malley voters

great now that's all I want too

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

ARE REPUBLICAN CAUCUSES STREAMING ANYWHERE?!?!!?!/1/1

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


so is cnn overdoing this or is the turnout this insane for the GOP and should i start dehumanizing myself

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
Iowa's got some weird churches

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


CNN REPORTING FROM INSIDE THE SANCTUARY HALL

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Does MSNBC have an official online stream? I cant find it

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/davecatanese/status/694323531472068608

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



blue squares posted:

CNN said "You can imagine this working out like a scene from West Wing" and I thought for a second they meant West Side Story and got excited that maybe there would be sing-offs to compete for O'Malley voters

Maybe O'Malley will sing Bad Blood for us again :allears:

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
First I was freezing outside now I'm sweating in this tiny overcrowded elementary school auditorium.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Checking in from my junior high gym, caucusing for Bernie. I swore I would never come back, which shows you how much I care about this dumb process.

I'm not wearing a sticker, so the caucus captains are paying special attention to me. I made the Bernie captain listen to me wax nostalgic about Joe Biden (we miss you diamond Joe!) before I told him I'm feeling the Bern.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


How disappointed is this guy to be getting pizza when CNN is getting crab cakes and steak?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
lol at that pitiful MOM section on CNN

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


bless her heart

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
Iowans seem really nice and chill I'm OK with them deciding the fate of the world or w/e

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


uhhh CNN reporting precincts with 50%-100% more people than expected

is this just them picking the abnormal precincts or is this a real thing

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

a cop posted:

gently caress, they're only streaming the Democratic caucus on CSPAN-2. Does anyone know if the Republican caucuses are streaming anywhere? I'd really like to hear a trump speech if possible.

CSpan 3

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

I'm sure all the Trump supporters will appreciate listening to their speeches before voting for Mr. Trump.

TRUMP!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Sweet dreams, friend Ben. :unsmith:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/694324136693239808

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

if the post had said anything other than pizza then I would've immediately known this to be fake

They only ordered it so they could complain about how it wasn't as good as it is in New York.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


OH GOD IT STARTED

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Josh Lyman posted:

How disappointed is this guy to be getting pizza when CNN is getting crab cakes and steak?

i'm more disappointed in the japanese newspaper getting iowa sushi

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

How disappointed is this guy to be getting pizza when CNN is getting crab cakes and steak?
How in the hell do you eat a steak when you're working?

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

so is cnn overdoing this or is the turnout this insane for the GOP and should i start dehumanizing myself

It would be deeply surprising if GOP turnout wasn't up some amount if only because there are more seemingly viable candidates, most of whom have been out on the hustings rustling up votes and pushing people to the polls.

How much they exaggerate an increase in turnout is anyone's guess, Wolf is always very excitable.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

BREAKING CNN NEWS: DONALD TRUMP CRUZ AND RUBIO ARE THE THREE LEADERS


this is unexpected!!!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

You know what they say about idle hands.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

uhhh CNN reporting precincts with 50%-100% more people than expected

is this just them picking the abnormal precincts or is this a real thing

https://twitter.com/qdhaley/status/694318912415014912

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

so is cnn overdoing this or is the turnout this insane for the GOP and should i start dehumanizing myself

Huge turnout for GOP, normal for the dems.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010



BENGHAZI! *CLICK*

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

mrs. nicholas sarkozy posted:

Iowans seem really nice and chill I'm OK with them deciding the fate of the world or w/e

Mostly, we're pretty cool. Some are bad but the majority are fun.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


CNN PROJECTS THAT MARTIN O'MALLEY WILL NOT WIN IOWA

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

BREAKING ALERT: HILLARY AND BERNIE EARLY LEADERS

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
BREAKING NEWS: TOO EARLY TO CALL

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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Hoping for a Bernie win, but I put my money on a Hillary win in Iowa.

Either way it goes I'll be happy.

Don't gently caress this up Iowa.

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