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subpar anachronism posted:Not sure about roasted banana and loose corn. This is like the uncanny valley version of breakfast food, like most of the parts seem like they'd make sense but then you notice the presentation, the whole banana wrapped in the bacon, and the few kernals of corn poking out and realize the person who made this isn't quite human
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subpar anachronism posted:Not sure about roasted banana and loose corn. A phallic object wrapped around with a pink, muscle-like strip on top of a waffle? Are we sure this isn't some sort of weird rear end porn?
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Feb 1, 2016 08:13
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It's like Discworld Death tried to create breakfast and didn't quite get it right.
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Feb 1, 2016 10:54
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Is that bacon even cooked?
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Force de Fappe posted:It's like Discworld Death tried to create breakfast and didn't quite get it right.
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diabeetz posted:I'm sure a tower of deep fried lobster would be bomb but holy poo poo can it be ugly. Would 
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Feb 1, 2016 15:28
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It's burgin' time! 
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Aesop Poprock posted:This is like the uncanny valley version of breakfast food, like most of the parts seem like they'd make sense but then you notice the presentation, the whole banana wrapped in the bacon, and the few kernals of corn poking out and realize the person who made this isn't quite human Yes, this definitely looks like someone hasn't finished all their Human Classes yet.
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I have never known the answer to this: Is Pizza the Hutt a big pile of pizza toppings OR is he a giant slice of pizza? He looks vaguely triangular, that's whats always confused me.
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Gridlocked posted:I have never known the answer to this: He's just toppings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZ4yah3ROU
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Feb 1, 2016 16:07
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Peanut President posted:He's just toppings So, he's gluten-free! And Atkins friendly! (Is cheese paleo?)
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Feb 1, 2016 16:58
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PORK JELLY  PORK JELLY  Bonus vague meat 
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Feb 1, 2016 18:36
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EorayMel posted:PORK JELLY  This looks like what happened when I left a dirty dish with water in it in the kitchen sink and went on vacation for a few weeks. Jesus Christ.
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Feb 1, 2016 18:40
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subpar anachronism posted:Not sure about roasted banana and loose corn. The biggest sin here is that they used too little dough on the waffles.
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EorayMel posted:Bonus vague meat Tuna on biscuit, what's the problem?
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Zopotantor posted:Tuna on biscuit, what's the problem? You mean cat food with tuna in it.
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Zopotantor posted:Tuna on biscuit, what's the problem? They've up-ended an entire tin of tuna on some bread without adding anything to it, even if you loved tuna that would be boring as hell to eat and it looks poo poo.
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Zopotantor posted:Tuna on biscuit, what's the problem? I would say plain tuna still crafted in can-shape just plopped on a roll and saturating the bread with its juices is pretty anti-food porn. Even if I was like 5 and my mom tried to serve me that it'd feel like a slap in the face
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Feb 1, 2016 20:47
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Oh for fucks sake. Don't click on that link. Some poor bastard actually made the abomination 
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Feb 1, 2016 22:53
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That looks like Colby jack, not American cheese.
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Feb 1, 2016 23:54
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I will never get over Americans calling jam jelly.
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Samizdata posted:So, he's gluten-free! And Atkins friendly! Doubt it. I think Paleo means pre-agriculture so that would also be pre-domestication. But it's not like they follow logical rules. People who want to follow a true Paleo diet need to limit themselves geographically too. Ancient peoples around here weren't eating avacados with sea salt, I guarantee you that. Paleo is more an excuse to avoid carbs from grains.
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Picnic Princess posted:Doubt it. I think Paleo means pre-agriculture so that would also be pre-domestication. But it's not like they follow logical rules. People who want to follow a true Paleo diet need to limit themselves geographically too. Ancient peoples around here weren't eating avacados with sea salt, I guarantee you that. Paleo is more an excuse to avoid carbs from grains. Paleo diets should also logically exclude all of modern medicine to get a truly realistic caveman health.
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Gridlocked posted:I will never get over Americans calling jam jelly. Hey most of us get the difference 
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Gridlocked posted:I will never get over Americans calling jam jelly. It's marmelade. Or preserves.
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Scathach posted:Hey most of us get the difference The UK doesn't even have real jelly though, they just get jam and gelatin desserts.
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Feb 2, 2016 01:27
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Pb&p doesn't have the same ring to it
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EorayMel posted:PORK JELLY  pork jelly pig 
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Gridlocked posted:I will never get over Americans calling jam jelly. That's because there is a difference to jam and jelly.
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canis minor posted:
http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Piggy_Jelly So that's what it was!
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canis minor posted:
At least they remembered to cut the bottle off before service 
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TotalLossBrain posted:It's marmelade. Or preserves. Marmalade is mostly citrus fruits and contains peel. Also it's been a while since I posted content despite my continued promises that I would provide pictures from $2 Taco Night (we haven't gone in like a Month  ) So I have braved #wifematerial once again (now with like 90% less titty pictures! mid post edit: nevermind 4 scrolls down on twitter and theres some chick flashing her junk again; mid post edit 2: instagram has cleaned up somewhat except for the anime figurines and drawings which as tagged as wifematieral, don't wanna know who's posting that poo poo) for some thread content: Why is it so green?  Moosemeat.jpg 
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Gridlocked posted:
That's lettuce, you loving goon
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Feb 2, 2016 10:14
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Picnic Princess posted:That's lettuce, you loving goon Everything is green Also that lettuce looks like the kind you get in your KFC burger, which is awful and doesn't deserve to be called lettuce.
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Feb 2, 2016 10:23
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Gridlocked posted:Everything is green Green chiles and/or tomatillos also tend to be green. It's not particularly well photographed and I agree about the shredded lettuce but aside from that it looks like a perfectly acceptable plate of chilaquiles.
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Lonely Virgil posted:That's because there is a difference to jam and jelly. You can also find jam, jelly, preserves, AND marmalade in the USA. 
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Gridlocked posted:Moosemeat.jpg The only reason I'd qualify this as AFP is because I think moose is gross.
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cash crab posted:The only reason I'd qualify this as AFP is because I think moose is gross. I personally find that cheese sauce to be disgusting but yeah moose meat 
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Gridlocked posted:Moosemeat.jpg Loose moose looks even less appetising than loose corn.
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What's wrong with moose meat? I've never had it, but I assumed it would be similar to deer meat, which is delicious.
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blunt for century posted:What's wrong with moose meat? I've never had it, but I assumed it would be similar to deer meat, which is delicious. it's all mooscle
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