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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I'm flipping back and forth between CNN, CSPAN, and MSNBC like a madman. Time to ride the predictit waves. This is glorious.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

blue squares posted:

My new laptop's screen is so loving good I feel like I could reach out and lick Andrea Mitchell

You and Greenspan will have something in common then.

Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.

blue squares posted:

My new laptop's screen is so loving good I feel like I could reach out and lick Andrea Mitchell

You should probably try it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



guy with a pikachu shirt

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/694324800135639040

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Watch this periscope, you can see straight up how a caucus works:

https://periscope.tv/funkalunatic/1nAKENQgLneGL

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Donald Trump posted:

I know what needs to be done to make America great again. We can make this country great again. The potential is enormous. And I am serious thinking of running for president because I can do the job.

Thank you all very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Beautiful. Thank you.

I know, sir. I know.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

lamentable dustman posted:

43% and 41% (rep and dem) new caucus goers per CNN entrance polls. 20 points lower then 2008

Unless there's an infinite supply of potential new Iowa caucus goers, this is really not as terrible as it looks.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


wait iowa allows 17 year olds to caucus

lmao

Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.
Guy with a sweet pikachu shirt on MSNBC in Des Moines

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Prorat posted:

This is where Ivankas fine rear end nudes get "leaked" and Trump gets ALL the votes.

C'mon nudes!

What is it with live threads that makes goons so horny?

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Yikes, I just ran into an old girlfriend from highschool while waiting to caucus. I literally have not seen or talked to her since graduation. This night is going great!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Alex Smith is such a good QB, I wonder who he would vote for... Probably Trump because they are both winners!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/694324945116073984

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Joementum posted:

I'm not sure I agree with Chuck Todd's analysis that moderate turnout for the GOP caucuses favors Trump.

Yeah, Trump supporters tend to be crazy side conservative. They're not moderate folks coming out because they have a perfectly mainstream loathing of Mexicans and Muslims.

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

wait iowa allows 17 year olds to caucus

lmao

I think as long as you are 18 by election day, you can caucus.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Reset Smith posted:

Yikes, I just ran into an old girlfriend from highschool while waiting to caucus. I literally have not seen or talked to her since graduation. This night is going great!

Getting lucky on caucus!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

wait iowa allows 17 year olds to caucus

lmao

If they turn 18 before the election yes

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~

pathetic little tramp posted:

Watch this periscope, you can see straight up how a caucus works:

https://periscope.tv/funkalunatic/1nAKENQgLneGL

highly rec this stream for adorable old ladies

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/694326188270063620

for what it's worth i guess. i think trump will win

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


anderson cooper looks like a cat

Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



god they always mishear me when i tell 'em my handle, poo poo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/694325558344192000

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

wait iowa allows 17 year olds to caucus

lmao

This normal? WA allows it too. As long as you are 18 on voting day.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cupp!

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009

this is me rn

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
will cnn have holograms this year

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Prorat posted:

This is where Ivankas fine rear end nudes get "leaked" and Trump gets ALL the votes.

C'mon nudes!

The wardrobe malfunction that changed the face of American politics.

Doctor Roosevelt
Jun 17, 2006

Nap Ghost

oystertoadfish posted:

https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/694326188270063620

for what it's worth i guess. i think trump will win

Didn't Paul's people end up taking the lion's share of delegates once all the dust settled, thanks to sticking around through multiple delegate selections over the following months?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

SE Cupp why did you go blonde? Did Fox News reject your first application?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i know, but i couldn't think of any other appropriate iowa music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

triple sulk posted:

guy with a pikachu shirt

Wolf Blitzer made it to work then?

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
My assumption is that entrance polls will be biased in favour of the larger urban centres since CNN is less likely to have stringers out in buttfuck nowhere Iowa.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
It looks like more Bernie at location will get final tally in a few minutes.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



that's hosed up

Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.

SE?

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I don't think I would enjoy being at the caucus tonight. I hate being talked to by people and I hate voting!

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