THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
	Yes
	No
	#FeelTheBern
	Baby Hitler

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/694331389487939584

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:00

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Lid posted:

I remembered something, from the dark ages of 2008

http://hillaryis44.com/

IT STILL EXISTS

THE PUMAS STILL EXIST

AND THEY THINK/WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAUSE HILLARY WASN'T ANTI-OBAMA ENOUGH

This is great news :allears:

FOR HILLARY

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

It is official. Sanders has won 7 delegates and Clinton 5. Our precinct and ward had 12 to give.

I also live in the middle of town. Like said before Bernie side is a good mix of old and young leaning slightly make. Hillary is dominate older female.

its been 30 minutes

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Results coming in on the Dem app site. :munch:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

:supaburn:

Cruz is ahead with 0% reporting :supaburn:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Mr Hootington posted:

It is official. Sanders has won 7 delegates and Clinton 5. Our precinct and ward had 12 to give.

I also live in the middle of town. Like said before Bernie side is a good mix of old and young leaning slightly make. Hillary is dominate older female.

What county are you in?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

ohhhhhh

oh no Jeb!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Prediction:

Claims of crazy turnout are overblown and Trump and Bernie still lose. Cruz and Clinton pull out the win.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

god damnit old white people hurry up and caucus so i can have real numbers unghhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

railroad terror posted:

"I built a great company. A great great company." - Donald J Trump

I literally bankrupted a casino, which was thought to be literally impossible.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

a cop posted:

No loving god drat mother loving way Bernie wins.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

lol at the little person's joke

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:31

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH :siren:

this guy owns!!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Jeb Bush's spokesman is actually Jeb Bush after this last week

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

a cop posted:

OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH

this guy owns!!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

So low energy.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

I tweeted #CaucusForBernie god damnit :qq:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/694330835634360321

Ron Paul came very close to winning Iowa in 2012!

Clinton will likely eke out a win tonight because Iowa is all about campaign organization. That's fine, so long as Sanders doesn't blow his 30 point lead in New Hampshire by next week

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Lemming posted:

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Cruz is ahead with 0% reporting

He'll probably do well in the small rural sites that report first.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:32

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

blue squares posted:

its been 30 minutes

I know right.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Why is the volume on C-SPAN so low?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

an old crippled midget is the presidential representative for jeb!

he's going off script

this is possibly the most appropriate visual metaphor for the jeb campaign ever

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Official numbers starting to trickle in: https://www.idpcaucuses.com/#/state

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

a cop posted:

No loving god drat mother loving way Bernie wins.

Sadly it is true that America only has room for one crazy billionaire per election.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

2% have reported for the Dem precincts!!!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

Lemming posted:

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Cruz is ahead with 0% reporting

i'm the one person so far who voted for bush in clayton county

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

O'Malley actually viable in some precincts!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

the maps are starting to color in! democracy

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

pete for president imo

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

The CBSN coverage is pretty awful.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

uncurable mlady posted:

an old crippled midget is the presidential representative for jeb!

he's going off script

this is possibly the most appropriate visual metaphor for the jeb campaign ever

that literally is Jeb Bush I think

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Did the Bush campaign vet their surrogates? Because I'm falling asleep listening to this guy on C-SPAN.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:33

Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

This little dude is hard to disagree with

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Looks like this site linked earlier - https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state - updates automatically, nice.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

a cop posted:

No loving god drat mother loving way Bernie wins.

Probably not.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Joementum posted:

O'Malley actually viable in some precincts!

Littlefinger doing well

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

a cop posted:

OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH

this guy owns!!

He's off-script! He's gone rogue! :ohdear:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Does Cruz kill himself if he loses to Trump and Rubio?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Joementum posted:

O'Malley actually viable in some precincts!

The caucusgoer shuffling that will happen to deny the other major candidate delegates will result in O'Malley getting at least a handful of delegates.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:00

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Lid posted:

I literally bankrupted a casino, which was thought to be literally impossible.

All the casinos in Atlantic city are hosed.

He made money off his bankruptcy, a smart business move.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 02:34

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