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Will Trump get stumped?
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Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

a cop posted:

:siren: OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH :siren:

this guy owns!!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Josh Lyman posted:

Did the Bush campaign vet their surrogates? Because I'm falling asleep listening to this guy on C-SPAN.

I believe the campaign put as much effort and energy into the vetting process as they have into the overall campaign so far. Exactly as much.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Please Satan let Trump beat Cruz

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Joementum posted:

Results coming in on the Dem app site. :munch:

I think you mean the site run by the billionaires and millionaires to falsely give Hillary the win :colbert:





seriously though a live feed of results is a cool thing to see

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Is Brady in Iowa to help Trump caucus? He doesn't have anything else to do.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Jeb has a voice that America craves.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
He's a logical little atheist dude.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Bernie supporters stealing seats from the undecideds!

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

:frogsiren: Results coming in!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
The periscope precinct went 122 to 101 for Hillary, with 8 for O'Malley. Some uncommitted are being counted.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Oh Snapple! posted:

This is great news :allears:




FOR HILLARY

it's loving amazing reading it, they have become deranged with hatred that a black man beat a woman, and therefore they need a white man now to beat a woman to make the country great again

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
[Pushes wheeled support along slowly]

"Thanks for waiting. I'm here to repeal public assistance."


Meanwhile, some guy at the Dem caucus on CSPAN2 has a Warcraft Horde jacket. Delegate for Sylvanas Windrunner spotted.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
The Bush precinct captain on C-SPAN just said: "I'm not going to follow the script the campaign gave me."

As a former campaign staff, I nearly had a loving stroke

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.

a cop posted:

:siren: OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH :siren:

this guy owns!!

Poor guy trying to be a voice of reason. Jeb! gonna lose.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bush is the tallest LOL pete

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
I'm cravin that voice of reason pretty hard yall

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Jeb! is the tallest

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/nataliewsj/status/694333263503060992

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Height chat at the caucus

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

That was a worse joke delivery than Cruz's

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Great, now I want to support Jeb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Prorat posted:

All the casinos in Atlantic city are hosed.

He made money off his bankruptcy, a smart business move.

Yeah, he's very good about not putting his own money at risk, leaving all the guys who buy into his name-recognition to hold the bag when the business falls apart.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I'm caucusing! It's very exciting

some sort of fish
Apr 25, 2011
lmao ted cruz was given poo poo brown


silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Lid posted:

it's loving amazing reading it, they have become deranged with hatred that a black man beat a woman, and therefore they need a white man now to beat a woman to make the country great again

As a young woman - what the gently caress?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Holy poo poo a black lady speaking for Carson in iowa!

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Early lead for Cruz!



Source: https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does Cruz kill himself if he loses to Trump and Rubio?

Humanity isn't that lucky :(

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


:siren: TRUMP PULLS AHEAD :siren:

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





ITS HAPPENING

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm looking for the Carson speaker but all I am seeing is a monolith

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

some sort of fish posted:

lmao ted cruz was given poo poo brown




Missed what website this was?


Edit:nm thread moves too fast

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Trump is winning :o:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/694332563188363264

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
hillary ius 45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUBJgQkucQ

Minsky
May 23, 2001

Bernie please I dont wanna melt down

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

some sort of fish posted:

lmao ted cruz was given poo poo brown




And yet Cruz is still tanking on predictit! Come on market, reflect this poo poo!

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The black lady for Carson on cspan needs to remember that she's not here to talk about herself, but about Carson.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

some sort of fish posted:

lmao ted cruz was given poo poo brown




Hahahah which site is this?

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

MSNBC reports 17-29 year olds make up 17% of the Democratic caucus, down from 23% in 2008.

Bernie is hosed, gg. I'm going to drink deep from the well of tears that will be /r/SandersforPresident.

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