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Will Trump get stumped?
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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Cruz back in the lead! let the world Burn!

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
For those that hate Donald Trump, we offer a few reasons to cheer him on. First, a Donald Trump win will be a victory of an inspirational, mass movement campaign of the people, over a technocratic data driven machine that thinks of people as an old IBM card to be folded, spindled, and mutilated (although the Trump campaign claims a well run ground game it prefers to keep secret). Second, a Donald Trump win will be a great victory in the war against Big Media corruption of our politics, in this case one which specifically targets Fox News and hopefully in the future monstrosities such as NBC, MSNBC, and the rest of the Big Media monsters. Big Media is the enemy.

-hillaryis44.com

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
https://twitter.com/jim_newell/status/694331959938457600

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

MARTIN O'NALLEY HAS 1 VOTE

A confused Aidan Gillen stumbling drunk through the streets of Iowa tonight.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
mom not economically viable

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Lid posted:

For those that hate Donald Trump, we offer a few reasons to cheer him on. First, a Donald Trump win will be a victory of an inspirational, mass movement campaign of the people, over a technocratic data driven machine that thinks of people as an old IBM card to be folded, spindled, and mutilated (although the Trump campaign claims a well run ground game it prefers to keep secret). Second, a Donald Trump win will be a great victory in the war against Big Media corruption of our politics, in this case one which specifically targets Fox News and hopefully in the future monstrosities such as NBC, MSNBC, and the rest of the Big Media monsters. Big Media is the enemy.

-hillaryis44.com

what happened to these people over the last 7 year

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Cruz back in the lead! let the world Burn!

862 whole votes.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Drastic Actions posted:



The Gilmentum is fading fast.

Gilmore spent the entire last debate telling Iowa to go gently caress itself, he's a New Hampshire kind of guy.

He'll still get 0% in NH.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Carson ahead in Allamakee county lol

O'Malley in second in two counties currently

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Is this dude's house just the caucus place

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Really hoping the Hillary and Bernie supporters settle their difference by dance battle at one of the caucus locations.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Okay looks like Clinton gets 3 delegates from my spot, Sanders gets 2.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

What does PUMA actually mean/stand for?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mike Huckabee's spokesman is a better public speaker than Rick Santorum, at least

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Mr Jaunts posted:

What does PUMA actually mean/stand for?

"Party Unity, My rear end".

It was Hillary deadenders' way of responding to calls for party unity in the wake of Obama's victory in 2008.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Corek posted:

Is this dude's house just the caucus place

Yup. That's what most precincts are like.

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
Jeb! has rocketed up to 2.3%! JEBMENTUM

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

railroad terror posted:

Jeb! has rocketed up to 2.3%! JEBMENTUM

Anything less than 3.33% gets no delegates.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
punity mass

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I'm assuming rural counties will finish counting first.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Reset Smith posted:

Okay looks like Clinton gets 3 delegates from my spot, Sanders gets 2.

congratulations for killing America

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

railroad terror posted:

Jeb! has rocketed up to 2.3%! JEBMENTUM

overperforming that selzer poll by 0.3%!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr Jaunts posted:

What does PUMA actually mean/stand for?

Party unity my rear end

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr Jaunts posted:

What does PUMA actually mean/stand for?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_United_Means_Action

Alter Ego posted:

"Party Unity, My rear end".

It was Hillary deadenders' way of responding to calls for party unity in the wake of Obama's victory in 2008.

also yes

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

railroad terror posted:

Jeb! has rocketed up to 2.3%! JEBMENTUM

Don't worry, he can fix it.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

jackofarcades posted:

overperforming that selzer poll by 0.3%!!!
Mission accomplished.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

You can really tell the difference between the people who actually practiced their speech and people who said "nah, it'll be fine".

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
What % do the results start looking like their final value?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Corek posted:

Is this dude's house just the caucus place

Yes, the places that have schools and poo poo as their location are the fancy ones

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
poz up my (neg) rear end

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


what was that, chris matthews?

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Is the GOP vote tally site crashing for anyone else?

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
The dem cspan stream is much more entertaining than the republican cspan stream. Much more authentic caucus feel.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Mr Jaunts posted:

What does PUMA actually mean/stand for?
Penis Up My rear end

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Hillary lady on C-SPAN seems aggravated about something ..

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Boosted_C5 posted:

Is the GOP vote tally site crashing for anyone else?

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Same yea

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

Is the GOP vote tally site crashing for anyone else?

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Yup getting hammered like Cruz

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
at 10% reported MOM on the rise!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Reset Smith posted:

Okay looks like Clinton gets 3 delegates from my spot, Sanders gets 2.

MURDER FUCKIN KILL YGHHHHHHHHHHH

okay:effort:

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
gently caress I can't view the realtime results.

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