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Will Trump get stumped?
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Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.
The Republican map is broken as poo poo

Also that one McCain Palin guy on MSNBC is totally lying about Bernie's tax plan, he don't want no 80% yo

Steve Schmidt is his dumb name

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Good job Microsoft.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Josh Lyman posted:

Penis Up My rear end

Oh... uh... well that's... huh.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Why is Mike Birgbiglia speaking for Huckabee in Boone County?

Is this a bit?

Cakesoup
Sep 27, 2006

pop up in the winter purple chinchilla
We have been called to order, big ol caucus location

More to come when votes happen

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
What happened to the two "Other" GOP votes on the live update map? Seem to be gone now.

edit: Nevermind, I was zoomed in on one county.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha no one laughed at that joke.

Also on MSNBC "Bernie Sanders wants the top marginal income bracket to be 80%" gently caress off liar.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Results also on http://www.nytimes.com/live/iowa-caucus-2016-election/

Also all Joementum posts own

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

MadJackal posted:

Bernie is hosed, gg. I'm going to drink deep from the well of tears that will be /r/SandersforPresident.

I get off work at 6:20 tomorrow morning and will get to spend all day enjoying this.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Chip Baltimore sucks and he's trying too hard.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

XboxPants posted:

What happened to the two "Other" GOP votes on the live update map? Seem to be gone now.

I see 5 votes for Other.

And 0 for Gilmore. Poor Gil.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Hahaha no one laughed at that joke.

Also on MSNBC "Bernie Sanders wants the top marginal income bracket to be 80%" gently caress off liar.

I caught that too. At least be loving honest.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Cruz taking the lead again http://loser.com

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Boosted_C5 posted:

Good job Microsoft.

Who could possibly have seen this coming? :eyepop:

The Politico results page is still up: http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/iowa?lo=ut_d1

But the MS app site is the only source the news orgs have for results, so if it's crashed for them too, :rip:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Amish posted:

The Republican map is broken as poo poo

Also that one McCain Palin guy on MSNBC is totally lying about Bernie's tax plan, he don't want no 80% yo

Steve Schmidt is his dumb name
Ugh Steve why couldn't you be cool like you were in Game Change?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Markets finally reflecting those decent Cruz numbers :getin:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Not even a single vote for Gilmore yet :smith:

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

The Original TM Tell-it-like-it-is Candidate!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

This page has a MAP

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/2016/primaries/iowa?pagewanted=all

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/694336483260391425

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/694330782475644928

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Big thank you to whoever it was that linked the official results site. (They're working fine for me.)

Cruz 30.1%, Trump 28.8% with 5% in.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
MS sites dying

PredictIt site dying

Chaos...reigning? Trump?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

C-SPAN quickly cuts away from dude yawning and checking his phone

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
The colors on http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/ are making it look like Iowa is being taken over by poo poo and piss.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Christie's surrogate in Boone is Chip Baltimore, which I can only assume is an alias.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Jaunts posted:

Not even a single vote for Gilmore yet :smith:

Poor Gil

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Looks like Cruz is still leading, barely. Is it possible the ones reporting earlier are also the ones who had more manageable turnout and it's a small bias against Trump?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Can we fast forward six hours to the part where drunk Chris Matthews says insane things? That's my favourite part.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/leighmunsil/status/694337098631897088

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007


:eyepop:

aers
Feb 15, 2012

Republican map is showing Cruz 2148 Trump 2058 with 6% reporting, so Politico is a bit behind.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Termp no :smithfrog:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
r/sandersforpresident already getting some doom and gloom in the caucus thread :getin:

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
http://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/694336318038491140

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Decided to turn on CNN. Jon King is playing with his touchscreen. I missed this circus. :allears:

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

these guys have covered elections for years but getting an online community of people willing to actually call physical humans and ask them how many votes are happening

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com//

and their site doesn't seem to be crashing

trump and cruz have been trading the lead back and forth. i'm assuming cruz will fall behind at some point. don't really know

are these guys doing a live stream? their louisiana live stream was pretty informative and weird

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

100% agree with Joementum. Caucuses own.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

lmao

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XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
So is https://www.idpcaucuses.com/#/state this info for the preliminary 15% minimum voting round, or are these final numbers and some counties precincts just finish early?

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