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What gun are you going to use in this Call of Duty?
The good one that everyone else uses
Another, different gun
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el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

Get gud

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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



versus posted:

Knife challenges weren't as annoying as I thought they would be after watching victrix's stream while he was doing that one night.

Because I joined in party on the other team and ran around for 3 matches with fists.

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

Timed exclusivity on patches now, too? :laugh:

https://twitter.com/DavidVonderhaar/status/694287335484215296

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.
Brass Knuckles
Added spark effect to Brass Knuckles taunt.

Looks like i'm not using guns ever.

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

What door did they change on Breach? It looks the same to me.

Superanos posted:

Brecci is actually good, but it needs headshots instead of one hit kills and I only get that by luck. And gently caress those two pistols, pieces of poo poo.

Brecci was fairly easy once I learned a trick (it's the same with the haymaker, btw). When you spawn, tilt up ever so slightly on the aim and then hip fire. You'll be popping headshots way more often than you'd think.

The rk5 was the difficult pistol for me. For some reason those heads wouldn't pop.

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

housefly posted:

What door did they change on Breach? It looks the same to me.


Brecci was fairly easy once I learned a trick (it's the same with the haymaker, btw). When you spawn, tilt up ever so slightly on the aim and then hip fire. You'll be popping headshots way more often than you'd think.

The rk5 was the difficult pistol for me. For some reason those heads wouldn't pop.

Not even bro, Mash jump every time you see someone and tilt down. Head hit box is massive from above

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

You're not playing with goons. Simple as that.

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008

even the perpetually plastered severe alcoholic has better stats than me

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


real nap poo poo posted:

even the perpetually plastered severe alcoholic has better stats than me

It's cool how he does better the drunker he is

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

real nap poo poo posted:

even the perpetually plastered severe alcoholic has better stats than me

Stop worrying about doing Super good and score whore like me. do all thje things that get the most points as you can.

The_Fuzzinator fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Feb 2, 2016

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008

i just want a sick nasty kd

wont be joining ps4 crew 2night goin out for friends birthday

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

real nap poo poo posted:

i just want a sick nasty kd

wont be joining ps4 crew 2night goin out for friends birthday

Seriously, why do people care so much about their kd? It's a game. Just have fun playing it.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

housefly posted:

Seriously, why do people care so much about their kd? It's a game. Just have fun playing it.

How else am I gonna validate myself?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Win/Loss. :downsgun::respek::q:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Feb 2, 2016

OneDeadman
Oct 16, 2010

[SUPERBIA]
real people know the best stat to track is Caps / Kills

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.


I'm going full kiz mode.

And streaming.

https://www.twitch.tv/the_fuzzinator

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

Fibby Boy posted:

How else am I gonna validate myself?

Drugs. Duh.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



My MW3 career WL was 99% it was awesome

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Fibby Boy posted:

How else am I gonna validate myself?
Use the only metric that matters

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.
does being called a wall hacker on PS4 count?

Kizurue
Apr 5, 2006

There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...

real nap poo poo posted:

even the perpetually plastered severe alcoholic has better stats than me

That's because the perpetually plastered severe alcoholic is generally so drunk he can't remember what his K/D is nor to do any of that fancy sliding poo poo. Run to opposite side, shoot mans, win.

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.
i have found when Mildly buzzed i do better because i hang back more, now that everything from the last hour or so decided to hit me at once and now my ability to track motion has gone to poo poo.

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008

housefly posted:

Seriously, why do people care so much about their kd? It's a game. Just have fun playing it.

i have plenty of other shallow ways to validate myself i would just like a nice kd but alas

real nap shit fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 2, 2016

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

real nap poo poo posted:

i have plenty of other shallow ways to validate myself i would just like a nice one but alas

drinking heavily and still making top 3 is what drives me.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

real nap poo poo posted:

i dont get how everybody has a better k/d than me. i mean, im bad, but i always hover around 1.00. im not like, garbage bad, but its still frustrating :(
Congratulations, I guess?

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.
[s]


this was my night



also top off 3 mikes

never left top 3, scrubs

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

The_Fuzzinator posted:

drinking heavily and still making top 3 is what drives me.

Getting drunk and just ending up even is my unobtainable goal.

Well, I can get half of it done fairly easily.

The_Fuzzinator
Oct 9, 2007

I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

Smelly posted:

Getting drunk and just ending up even is my unobtainable goal.

Well, I can get half of it done fairly easily.

i also played completely differently, i stopped running around as much, leaned in more because i couldnt see straight, and most importantly, stopped caring

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
For whoever has read the patch notes; did they gently caress with my Dredge?

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008

nmfree posted:

Congratulations, I guess?



Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

Mister Macys posted:

For whoever has read the patch notes; did they gently caress with my Dredge?

Nope, all LMGs got an ADS stability buff.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Please please please please stop playing with pubbies. This can only go up if you only play with goons. My heart is literally aching with sorrow for you. :ohdear:

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

I only played with goons once, but my voice chat was broken so I never did it again. I'm pretty sure I have fixed it now by reinstalling my PS4 firmware (I hear pubbies sometimes now) but I never had a chance to play with goons. And there's my Finnish English accent to worry about. And the ~100ms lag to America.

I have a 1.35 KD and 2.11 W/L with almost all pubbie games though.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Superanos posted:

And there's my Finnish English accent to worry about. And the ~100ms lag to America.


I can understand the lag (there's a eurogoons community now though), but as for your accent, I'd bet money on you having nothing on my Lithuanian grandmother's accent.
Seriously; it's been my experience that anyone who knows english as a second language under 30 is actually rather good at it. :shobon:

Also, everyone should know that Trey finally fixed the in-game friends list; it now shows the full amount, not just a random hundred.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Feb 2, 2016

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

You still can't scroll down without it jumping back to the top, though.

Guni
Mar 11, 2010
Hey dudes, is there anywhere (like you can with Battlefield) you can see your stats online without having to go and physically turn my Xbox on and look there?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
There might be fan run sites by now for PC, but Activision specifically shut down their version of it (CoD Elite) a while back.

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


Friend did this last night. Tempest :haw:

https://giant.gfycat.com/NimbleDopeyHeterodontosaurus.webm

edit: How the gently caress do I make that a timg style video or a click through link, it's set to [url] right now and it's showing the whole thing at full size automatically.

victrix fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Feb 2, 2016

venutolo
Jun 4, 2003

Dinosaur Gum
Apparently Power Core has been changed from 1400 points and lasting 40 seconds to 1250 points and lasting 60 seconds.

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Fatty_McLumpkin
Sep 30, 2002

Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa

Superanos posted:

I'm actually losing will to play this game now, with no double XP and the only guns I have left for Dark Matter are boring (Brecci, RK5 and L-CAR 9). Brecci is actually good, but it needs headshots instead of one hit kills and I only get that by luck. And gently caress those two pistols, pieces of poo poo.

DLC dropping in a few hours, giving me a reason to play this a little more!

The brecci is boring?


Sell your console, and your pc, and whatever else you play this poo poo on and go back to playing pokemon.

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