THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
	Yes
	No
	#FeelTheBern
	Baby Hitler

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

ben carson got 10% :psyduck:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:24

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# ? May 28, 2024 09:50

Mukaikubo: Mar 14, 2006; "You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Hillary and Cruz winning == The Most Boring Outcome. Oh well. It was fun to be entertained by politics for a while.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Rubio doing so well has to mean the end for most of the other establishment people.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Abel Wingnut posted:

good lord i thought christie'd do better than 10th out of 11

After a hurricane devastated his state and the President came down and did everything he could to help out, Christie made the unforgivable mistake of being grateful.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

I bet Hillary's and Bernie's hearts are pounding right now. Wonder how Trump is taking it.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

EngineerSean posted:

I kinda miss living in Iowa now.

You won't for long.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

fknlo posted:

And there's a blizzard coming!

Is that what we're calling all the white peopel showing up tonight?

E: I'd be at home getting high

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Trump better not get stumped, dammit.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

eviltastic posted:

Old silly turn of phrase that isn't offensive or even necessarily gendered. See also "parental units".

AKA the only thing that has survived in the public consciousness from the Coneheads movie

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Dubstep Jesus: Jun 27, 2012; by exmarx

Goetta posted:

Blizzard tomorrow no school

Were night/evening classes cancelled?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Parmesan Basil posted:

Trump has basically given up. Anyone seen him in the past hour? Expect a surrender speech here soon.

Huge loser, with tiny hands.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Brannock posted:

Enjoy your Democratic President, America

Thanks, we will!

Though TBH doing well in the Iowa GOP Caucus reads as more of an indictment of a candidate than an endorsement with their record.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Venom Snake posted:

If trump comes in third lol just lol forever

There'd be hope for America yet.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

I'm the half-dead woman in the blue jacket on CNNGo

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Amish posted:

which candidate has the most in common with Lavos and why

trump because he is yooge

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Amish posted:

which candidate has the most in common with Lavos and why

Given the Mammon Machine connection, it's only logical that Trump is Lavos and Hillary is Queen Zeal.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Mukaikubo posted:

Hillary and Cruz winning == The Most Boring Outcome. Oh well. It was fun to be entertained by politics for a while.

if trump losing isn't entertaining to you i dont know what to tell you.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Minsky: May 23, 2001

oystertoadfish posted:

i think the democratic one is still a traditional caucus where each precinct allocates delegates proportionally, after a redistribution phase with everybody in groups chanting at each other, and then THOSE delegates go do ANOTHER caucus where THEY join up in groups and choose ANOTHER group of delegates, and THOSE delegates actually VOTE at the convention

i think

the republicans have done their best to neuter the caucus system, the second stage is still gonna happen but all the delegates chosen there will basically be handed their choice of nominee in an envelope. each candidate gets a proportional number of delegates: if you got 10% of the vote you get 3 of the 30 delegates. there's some silly rounding rules, of course

Ah I see. 2008 was the last time I cared about this and that was a long time ago, but it's starting to come back to me. Thanks!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Venom Snake posted:

If trump comes in third lol just lol forever

It means he's basically done. What a failure by the Trump campaign.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:25

mrs. nicholas sarkozy: Jan 1, 2006; ~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~

Bullfrog posted:

I bet Hillary's and Bernie's hearts are pounding right now. Wonder how Trump is taking it.

Yeah I wish they'd go back to the livestream of Melania Trump's knees

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

OctoberBlues posted:

Donald "The line of 'Make America great again,' the phrase, that was mine" Trump better not get stumped, dammit.

Man's gettin stumped!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Dubstep Jesus posted:

Were night/evening classes cancelled?

In Wisconsin school was canceled already all-day

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

RichardA: Sep 1, 2006; .; Dinosaur Gum

Breaking News! :siren:

Gilmore 3 Votes

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Joementum posted:

Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/694334450520477696

Dumb kid.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

There are more white people on this Cspan stream than I have seen in the past 12 months

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Mukaikubo: Mar 14, 2006; "You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

shiksa posted:

if trump losing isn't entertaining to you i dont know what to tell you.

If I want to see crazy outsiders get beaten down by the machine I can look at literally any other election ever!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/694341274875211776

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

why do you idiots think it will be funny if he wins, he will just get more insufferable. if he loses big time we get the meltdown of the century.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/694341266448998400

I told ya, Joementun. Jeb!'s SuperPAC shoulda promised a "victory dividend" of $1,000 to every registered R voter that attenda the caucus if Jeb! placed first

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:26