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Will Trump get stumped?
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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
BERNIE GAINING

2.6% DIFFERENCE

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
In retrospect we shouldn't be surprised meth-addled rednecks want the mix of poo poo, slime, and oil sands industrial waste that brags about hitting its daughter. It makes them look good

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

skaboomizzy posted:

Here's your primary schedule.


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

F bomb on msnbc

Lol

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Whole lotta terrible attempts at explaining policy in that Iowa caucus on MSNBC

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Which Republican is more likely to win the late counting areas? Are they rural and pro-Cruz? Suburb and pro Cruz/Rubio? Or are they pro-Trump for some reason?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

Guy explaining marginal tax rates in Iowa City. Caucuses own.

Oh my God if there is even the slightest chance that even one person there realizes what marginal tax rates are and that rich people are NOT getting hosed over by them, this entire bizarre campaign so far will have been all worth it.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love
"VA is all hosed up" MSNBC

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


everyone on msnbc trying to contain their laughter too

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Sweet. Got a "hosed up" on MSNBC.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Mukaikubo posted:

An extended Rubio coronation is your idea of fun? :shittypop:

Trump imploding will be very, very fun in the short term.

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

JosefStalinator posted:

I'm really happy to see Trump lose, because it means we can go full chaos without the slim possibility of Trump actually doing some magical bullshit and winning the general.

He's going to go the full Ralph Nader if he doesn't win, which will mean maximum chaos AND minimum chance of him winning. :allears:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mukaikubo posted:

An extended Rubio coronation is your idea of fun? :shittypop:

It's what's always been likely to happen, but the Trumpster will not go quietly into that good night, I suspect.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

EugeneJ posted:

BERNIE GAINING

2.6% DIFFERENCE

There's no lovely rear end mother loving hosed up big fat loving chance that Bernie wins dude. Sorry.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
'I am VA my mom is VA gently caress you suck my loving dick you shithead'

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Too early to call for GOP, but I think we can call this for Clinton with 55% reporting. I'd put Sanders' chances right now at 10%.

I'll cling to that 10% with with the death grip of a bitter old sea captain.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
"VA all hosed up" MSNBC

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Live Fbomb from a Martin Omally camper?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Sweet we have some non-viables to yell at

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump losing is good because it guarantee's third party run and hot gay republican death in the general.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


holy poo poo:

quote:

Suddenly, two young men stand up and yell out, “We’ve been here for two hours and haven’t gotten paid.” They are quickly ejected by security. The interruption is yet another recapitulation of the general sense of failure that has haunted Jeb's campaign from around the time Trump entered the race.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Guy explaining marginal tax rates in Iowa City. Caucuses own.

Those drat kids

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

shiksa posted:

RUBIO BROKE 20%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Tigntink posted:

Live Fbomb from a Martin Omally camper?
Holding strong in his caucus.

edit: her? not watching

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
sixty nine members

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Franks Happy Place posted:

He's going to go the full Ralph Nader if he doesn't win, which will mean maximum chaos AND minimum chance of him winning. :allears:

A brokered convention turning into a Trump third party run, all while Hillary laughs, is the dream.

I know it's just gonna be Rubio v Hillary and be distressingly close, though.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Trump now within less than 2000 votes of Cruz

getting a bit closer

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

69 members

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
lol Clinton at less than 2% over Sanders. What a joke. Why even campaign?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/meganspecia/status/694342018076532737

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I was barely paying attention, who is the "VA is hosed up" girl supporting? Because I'm totally in that camp now

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

JosefStalinator posted:

A brokered convention turning into a Trump third party run, all while Hillary laughs, is the dream.

I know it's just gonna be Rubio v Hillary and be distressingly close, though.

Hillary would melt macro rubio into a steaming puddle.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
Sanders ahead on preliminary CSPAN2 Polk Precinct! :supaburn:

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

OrangeKing posted:

Whole lotta terrible attempts at explaining policy in that Iowa caucus on MSNBC

Pretty painful

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hillary 50.9
Bernie 48.5


:bernin:

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Venom Snake posted:

Hillary would melt macro rubio into a steaming puddle.

On this, we both agree.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
2.4% DOWN

COME ON BERNIE

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
holy crap, that looks exhausting. I'm glad my caucus was done in 45 minutes. Not having any MOM or uncommitted voters so that every group was viable made it go quicker.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
Terrible explanation of progressive income tax brackets

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy fuccccck Jeb :doh:

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