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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Iowa please legalize cooping and bring all my 19th century electioneering fantasies into the 21st century tia

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

why would you vote on a recount instead of just recounting

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

I hope I'm not the only one here who can't wait to see Hillary OR Sanders cut Ted's head off in the general.

:agreed:

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Northjayhawk posted:

That is not the vote total. The vote total is not even reported out of the precincts, that is the % of delegates won.

Delegates Allocated: 38/52.

21 so for Clinton; 15 so far for Sanders, and 2 for Uncommitted.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

HyperPuma posted:

so is america gonna be great again?

Iowa have proven themselves to be a bunch of losers! We'll kick them out!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

EwokEntourage posted:

Bush, search party of 3%

its a Mitch Hedberg joke

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
Seriously, am I missing something or are the graphs on this website just offensively bad

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Wow did trump supporters not show up or did Rubio take a bunch of last minute votes from him?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Joementum posted:

Keep in mind, we have no idea at all what Trump will do next.

i know exactly what he'll do. get angry and insult some people

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Boosted_C5 posted:

Cruz is basically pulling off an 8 point swing against Trump. Trailed by 4.5 in polls, might win by 3.5%

Can he pull of 10% swings in NH or SC, where he doesn't have the Iowa ground game advantage he had tonight???

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE US TRUMP

Your post caucus meltdown will be a fun read, please start writing out your excuses and vitrol now so they're fleshed out for max hilarity

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
"KEY RACE ALERT" is pretty annoying on CNN since it just means Wolf looks at the polls but makes no calls.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fade5 posted:

Counter-counterpoint, Trump should be doing way better than this

It'll be interesting to see the crosstabs on the Republican primary.

How's turnout looking, Joe?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Fox news bad

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

please kasich

please get higher than jeb

As delicious as that would be, it ain't happening.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

No Butt Stuff posted:

why would you vote on a recount instead of just recounting

Because it saved them a ton of time

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Donald Trump, a loser who lost tonight.

What a failure, both tonight, and overall in life. Sad, really.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

a cop posted:

:siren: VOTE TO RECOUNT TIME ON CPSAN 2 :siren:

From a bitter Bernie supporter :laugh:

It was like 232 hillary to 224 bernie

:siren: reporting app is down! :siren:

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

blue squares posted:

This CSPAN2 dem caucus is FASCINATING

ahahaha "THE REPORTING APP IS NOT WORKING SO WE'LL HAVE TO DO THIS BY HAND"

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

eric posted:

Wow did trump supporters not show up or did Rubio take a bunch of last minute votes from him?

Trump did not invest in a ground game at all. Cruz and Rubio did.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

TyrantWD posted:

I don't think there is anything Bernie can do. A good portion of the Democrat vote are simply people who are there to keep a Republican out of office, and unless Clinton gets herself arrested, they will turn out to vote for her.

:qq:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

DynamicSloth posted:

"KEY RACE ALERT" is pretty annoying on CNN since it really just means Wolf looks at the polls but makes no calls.

You have solved the CNN formula. You recieve 5xp

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
MSNBC seems to be shooting everyone in extreme close-up tonight.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Mitt Romney posted:

Seriously, there's been months of people even in this thread that were yelling for months about how it was impossible for Trump to not win Iowa, NH and SC

LOL everyone was in agreement Cruz would win Iowa until Trump's late surge, but thanks for the historical revisionism.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Iowa please legalize cooping and bring all my 19th century electioneering fantasies into the 21st century tia

Cooping's legal in Iowa, MeatwadIsGod. Where else would ya get your seed from?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Angrily demanding recounts is v. cool

marchantia
Nov 5, 2009

WHAT IS THIS
God if Rubio comes in second :shlick:

edit - also on CNN "sanders source: will declare victory regardless of vote count" :tipshat: lol welp

marchantia has issued a correction as of 03:53 on Feb 2, 2016

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Brannock posted:

The primary will be a rollercoaster ride, since Bernie is almost certainly winning NH, and Hillary is almost certainly winning SC

Super Tuesday is going to be nervewrackign

you say this like Hillary isn't polling in most super tuesday states by like +30 points.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The reporting app is not working at the D caucus on cspan2!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I want to move to Iowa just to caucus

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
gently caress Donald Trump.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses ooooooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn

https://twitter.com/FernandoPeinado/status/694345745420320768

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
how many times do you think jeb has cried in the bathroom of his campaign bus in the past 6-8 weeks

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
CNN: The O'Malley factor is coming into play!

[graphic shows "O'MALLEY 0%]

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

blue squares posted:

I want to move to Iowa just to caucus

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

blue squares posted:

its a Mitch Hedberg joke

quote:

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a poo poo. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes

Not a funny joke on my part I guess. :shrug:

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

eviltastic posted:

Seriously, am I missing something or are the graphs on this website just offensively bad


They're totally hosed up like 50% of the time.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
If anyone has good links to Trump/Bernie supporter meltdowns, please link them. I've waited months for this.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

eviltastic posted:

Seriously, am I missing something or are the graphs on this website just offensively bad


No, they are pretty awful.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha slowly explaining the math to the angry sanders supporters

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"THE FORMULA"

you mean division?

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