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Khazar-khum posted:Most Americans associate it with 'rebel'. Or used to, anyway. Oh Jesus loving Christ
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Khazar-khum posted:my Animes What gets me about Troper Tales, what really gets me, is how loving INSANELY terrible at writing these people are.
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I, too, know the word Hikkikomori but misuse it.
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quote:"I know what you're thinking, and you're right. I'm outnumbered eight to one. Even with a knife, you can still get me. But I can get on of you as well. So what you have to ask yourself is, do you want to die so that one of your friends can have what's in my wallet?" and then the attackers completely ignored 'this trooper' and was mugged anyway. The end.
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MonoAus posted:and then the attackers completely ignored 'this trooper' and was mugged anyway. The end. "In memoriam: Troper #23413. Killed by bluffing to a group of muggers" Khazar-khum posted:Most Americans associate it with 'rebel'. Or used to, anyway.
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drat, that's some knife. Almost as long as a beetle.
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Feb 2, 2016 08:52
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I love how trooper tales switch from third person to first person on a whim.
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My favourite part of this is a 10 day suspension from work but it's still a victory because a couple people "clapped". Though I'm guessing his mom can wait 'till next payday for his 80$ rent
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Feb 2, 2016 09:04
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Tropper tailes are boring as heck, please start a separate thread or something.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:He's too busy walking up stairs backwards and defending Hitler. You always got my back OFS.
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Feb 2, 2016 09:43
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I have no goddamn idea what a troper is after seeing it brought up on here for like a decade. I've looked it up in the past, and apparently it's people who talk about tv shows, but actually tell random made up stories about poo poo that happened in 8th grade in third person. No one has to explain it to me. I'm comfortable in the dark on this one.
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NESguerilla posted:I have no goddamn idea what a troper is after seeing it brought up on here for like a decade. I've looked it up in the past, and apparently it's people who talk about tv shows, but actually tell random made up stories about poo poo that happened in 8th grade in third person. Interestingly enough you know what it is but just can't bring yourself to believe it. That is exactly what a troper is.
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axolotl farmer posted:Tropper tailes are boring as heck, please start a separate thread or something. I still don't see how they are any different than the rest of the stories posted here. They're poo poo stories, people tell them on the internet, and they certainly didn't happen. We don't need two threads for different categories of the same thing.
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Murphy Brownback posted:I still don't see how they are any different than the rest of the stories posted here. They're poo poo stories, people tell them on the internet, and they certainly didn't happen. We don't need two threads for different categories of the same thing. For me, troper tales hit a lot closer to home than most of the other things in this thread. I could have easily seen myself as a 14 year old kid getting way too into them and writing a bunch up myself. But yes, they belong here and not in a seperate thread.
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axolotl farmer posted:Tropper tailes are boring as heck, please start a separate thread or something. Wow how can you be so wrong about it? Troper tales are amazingly stupid in the way only a teenager full of social awkwardness and delusions of grandeur can be.
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axolotl farmer posted:Tropper tailes are boring as heck, please start a separate thread or something. Wow wrong
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Khazar-khum posted:my Animes 1. Harvest Moon is a game where you can shirk all responsibilities (leave your livestock out in the rain, never pick weeds, let your fields lay fallow, ignore your dog) and spend your nights hitting on the chick that works in the bar 2. THIS TROPER FUCKIN' WRECKED A BEETLE. COWER BEFORE ME, er, HIM
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"This goon will now refer to himself in the first person"
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:1. Harvest Moon is a game where you can shirk all responsibilities (leave your livestock out in the rain, never pick weeds, let your fields lay fallow, ignore your dog) and spend your nights hitting on the chick that works in the bar Well seeing how breaking pencils (except the ones that are too hard to break) is a sign of manly strength on TVT we shouldn't be too surprised.
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Not gonna censor the name because it's been posted all over social media websites, and I'm guessing the guy is comfortable with the publicity anyway:
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 That's a lot of lemons. Are people really that bad at cooking? I googled "jamie oliver 13 lemons" and came up with a whole bunch of tumblr reblogs as well as this http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/lemon-linguine It might not be the same one, but it did feature this comment quote:Arianne Weaver • 3 days ago Somebody better at googling than me track down all the Jamie Oliver pasta sauce recipes that have lemons please, we need to solve this mystery once and for all. LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Feb 2, 2016 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:which was cool because either Arianne meant vegan or is really confused about vegetarianism. I think it's because of the parmesan, which is made with animal rennet. That being said, you can buy rennet-free alternatives so it's still a pretty pointless complaint.
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That sort of happened in Sweden, when a popular cooking magazine published a recipe for apple pie that called for 20 entire nutmeg seeds, when it should have been 2 ml (less than half a teaspoon) of ground nutmeg. Four people had to go to the hospital for nutmeg poisoning. Link from google translated major Swedish paper. https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=sv&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svd.se%2Ffyra-forgiftade-efter-fel-i-recept
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Maw posted:I think it's because of the parmesan, which is made with animal rennet. That being said, you can buy rennet-free alternatives so it's still a pretty pointless complaint. Yeah right, go out of my way to alter the recipe when I can play the victim instead? As IF
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Blurred posted:Not gonna censor the name because it's been posted all over social media websites, and I'm guessing the guy is comfortable with the publicity anyway: The next train stop was five minutes away. And as everyone knows, there's no way to stop trains and they can't go backwards.
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Khazar-khum posted:my Animes What kinda idiot throws a book at a flying insect? You'd have to throw it really hard to actually squish the bug. 99 times out of 100 you'd just kinda bang the insect out of the way and it'd go flying to the other side of the room, and then recover and continue on its way. Its hardly the stupidest part of that story but comeon, wait for the thing to land before you try to hit it. Especially if you're using a book and not like a flyswatter. I'm imagining this guy freaking out at a tiny bug flying by, so he throws a textbook full force across the room and nails some girl in the face instead  Alternatively just pick it up and throw it outside because its just a beetle.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
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Maw posted:I think it's because of the parmesan, which is made with animal rennet. That being said, you can buy rennet-free alternatives so it's still a pretty pointless complaint.  VileLL posted:this is pretty clearly people reblogging because they think the situation described is funny tho 
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axolotl farmer posted:That sort of happened in Sweden, when a popular cooking magazine published a recipe for apple pie that called for 20 entire nutmeg seeds, when it should have been 2 ml (less than half a teaspoon) of ground nutmeg. 
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Splicer posted:Don't high doses of nutmeg cause terrifying hallucinations? Yes, I highly recommend it.
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axolotl farmer posted:That sort of happened in Sweden, when a popular cooking magazine published a recipe for apple pie that called for 20 entire nutmeg seeds, when it should have been 2 ml (less than half a teaspoon) of ground nutmeg. I like how the badly translated text seems to be thinking exactly what I was thinking. "We thought that nobody would eat the cake because it gets so horribly bitter, but it turns out somebody went and did it anyways and now has symptoms" Maybe if the cake tastes that bad, stop eating it? These people would never survive without society.
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Splicer posted:Don't high doses of nutmeg cause terrifying hallucinations? Dry mouth, super red eyes, blackouts, high as a loving kite for 2-3 days. It's one of those drugs you only do once.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Yes, I highly recommend it. Desert Bus posted:Dry mouth, super red eyes, blackouts, high as a loving kite for 2-3 days. It's one of those drugs you only do once.
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Splicer posted:Now imagine this happening unexpectedly to you and your entire family. "unexpectedly" after eating a bitter-as-gently caress apple pie that you made from a magazine recipe for the first time. Hmm.
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One time in middle school a bunch of girls in my grade freaked out about a huge cockroach in the bathroom, so I went in and took care of it myself. I guess this makes me a Big drat Hero in Troperland.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
I have (more than a few) of his books and I can't find 13 lemons in the pasta section. The only thing I can think of is that it's one of his things where he tells people how to make this big rear end jar of sauce in one go that they can pop in the fridge and grab out once every few days to use. If you haven't read his Save With Jamie you should.
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axolotl farmer posted:That sort of happened in Sweden, when a popular cooking magazine published a recipe for apple pie that called for 20 entire nutmeg seeds, when it should have been 2 ml (less than half a teaspoon) of ground nutmeg. In my country they once published a recipe for churros that, well, exploded and threw boiling oil around.
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I know it's an old joke, but it's getting shared as a real story on FB by more and more people. Source is one of those clickbait sites: This man caught naked women bathing in his pond. His answer is brilliant! 
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Here's a slight switch up from CMOA trooper tales. I'm linking instead of quoting because wonkette's got some poo poo code that discourages copy-pasting from phones. C.A. Pinkham posts articles that are the laziest loving things because he's getting them from emails full of stdh.txt He got fired from Gawker, so he took this Schtick to Wonkette. Edit: shitthatDIDhappen.txt: CAPinkham is a piece of poo poo. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Feb 3, 2016 |
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