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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AsInHowe posted:

DID YOU KNOW: one of Mike Huckabee's large adult sons tortured a dog


:stat: Which one?
:wal: :stat: OHOHOHOHOHOHO

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Emanuel Collective posted:

It would unironically be better for the Clinton campaign to blow Iowa and realizing they've run a trash campaign. I.e. 2008, when they finally figured out Mark Penn literally didn't understand how elections work

"Hey, Bush Jr. won through the power for base, better campaign towards the middle like all the loser 2014 assholes did."

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Just me or is that the Rubio speech?

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Bernie is ahead 20-19 in Google's delegate count.

https://www.google.com/#q=iowa+caucus+results&eob=D/2/short/m.03s0w/

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

quote:

"Donald Trump has a tiny, non-functional penis." - Marco Rubio, February 1st 2016

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
We know Rubio is going to rebuild the military because he supports.... boots on the ground.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i guess trump is just waiting for the others to speak

or he's in a catatonic state

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Logikv9 posted:

rubio so loving happy

He basically just clinched the nomination since Trump is wounded, Cruz is hated by even more Republicans than Trump and the rest of the establishment fizzled out completely.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Prorat posted:

What's the point of any of this? The top 3 in the GOP are celebrating and the only 2 remaining democrats are celebrating....


Does any of this matter? Everyone won....

We wasted our time here...

iowa doesn't matter much but the momentum after this and the silliness of the entire thing is why you should be here

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
Good to know Rubio is campaigning in 2008.

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Jeb!

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

blugu64 posted:

Just me or is that the Rubio speech?

it was playing in the background Trump is about to go on now

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

We know Rubio is going to rebuild the military because he supports.... boots on the ground.

Not the heel!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


50.0% hil, 49.4% bernie :eyepop:

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Solkanar512 posted:

The folks claiming that Trump is dead are really loving stupid.

ahaaaahahaahaahahahahaha[cont]

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rubio really likes his stump speech!

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
BENGHAZI

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Can't wait to see Rubio torn to shreds. He's worse than Trump or Cruz.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
A decade or longer you say... :mrgw:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
BENGHAZI
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N
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A
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VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Benghazi!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

We know Rubio is going to rebuild the military because he supports.... boots on the ground.

Boots on the ground... gee, I just don't know

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Has Marco Rubio ever been happier or more comfortable than when giving a rehearsed, scripted speech?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I hope Rubio dies of some awful thing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Wow, I did not expect Rubio to give his stump speech here." ~ idiots, probably

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

BENGHAZI
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N
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H
A
Z
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who?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


DynamicSloth posted:

He basically just clinched the nomination since Trump is wounded, Cruz is hated by even more Republicans than Trump and the rest of the establishment fizzled out completely.

yeah id give rubio like 70% chance of being the nom now

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

I want rubio to crash and burn though. He is the most likely to win of the Republican candidates.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

DynamicSloth posted:

He basically just clinched the nomination since Trump is wounded, Cruz is hated by even more Republicans than Trump and the rest of the establishment fizzled out completely.

I'm cumming over all the PredictIt dollars I would make off his nomination :getin:

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

:f5: this last loving 10 percent :f5:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Let's go back to forgetting Iowa exists

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

EMAILS

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

Is this a Fallout 4 screencap; I haven't played it yet

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Hillary at 49.9!!!!!!!

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

zen death robot posted:

Has Trump made fun of Rubio's 3rd place victory speech yet?

Going to be hard when he's delivering a 2nd place victory speech.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Real Name Grover posted:

Is this a Fallout 4 screencap; I haven't played it yet

it's

marchantia
Nov 5, 2009

WHAT IS THIS
Rubio looks like a really dumb baby.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bernie's going to lose because that one precinct did the coin flip and he lost, isn't he

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

etalian posted:

Let's go back to forgetting Iowa exists

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