THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Oh poo poo Sanders up by .2%!!!!! :siren:

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ozmunkeh: Feb 28, 2008; hey guys what is happening in this thread

What the gently caress does Rubio keep doing with his mouth?

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Man this guy's loving lame, can we not field a more appealing non-crazy candidate?

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Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

Frinkahedron posted:

538 says:

"To my eye, the outstanding precincts on the Democratic side slightly favor Hillary Clinton. Statewide, only 13 percent of precincts are left outstanding. But 21 percent of precincts are outstanding in Clinton�s best large county, Polk, and 23 percent of precincts remain to be counted in Dubuque, her other best large county. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders has 23 percent of Story County (Ames), but that�s smaller. All but 7 percent of Johnson County (Iowa City) is in."

At this point the outcomes are "statistical tie" or "statistical tie". The remaining results are all about determining the absurd spin for the next week

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Venom Snake posted:

Can the democrats stop slap fighting for 6 seconds so we can keep laughing at trump getting stumped by the pool boy

Cruz is the pool boy? :gonk:

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

R.A. Dickey posted:

Hey Bernie countdown bros, chill out for a minute. This is going to end statistically tied, it doesn't matter

Brrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssss

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Anything other than an absolute win in IA for Bernie is a loss because other than VT and NH, every other state is demographically unfavorable to him.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

IN OCTOBER, AND SEPTEMBER, AND NOVEMBER, YAAAAAAGHH!

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HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

Iowa is such a loving shitshow

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foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

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rscott posted:

He has more delegates right now than Bernie Sanders is behind by lol

I m dumb.

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

drat it, did I really just listen to a whole Rubio stump speech

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

R.A. Dickey posted:

Hey Bernie countdown bros, chill out for a minute. This is going to end statistically tied, it doesn't matter

symbolic. clinton already declared victory

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

foobardog posted:

That was going to happen anyway when O'Malley turned out to be non-viable at caucuses. I really doubt there's any precinct where he was above 15%.

Yeah but now at the caucuses that are still open, the MOM fans in the corner will be yelled at to choose a side. They ain't choosing Hillary

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Hey kids! Dad came in third!

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Caedar: Dec 28, 2004; Will do there, buddy.

Also 0.3%.

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

THREE PERCENT

49.8% TO 49.5%`

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Anchor Wanker: May 14, 2015

COME ON BERNIE! IM FEELIN IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Boy, Rubio is really crazy about this Jesus guy, huh?

He's like an anime nerd but for Christ. Anime is more real and more relevant than God though.

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rscott: Dec 10, 2009

R.A. Dickey posted:

Hey Bernie countdown bros, chill out for a minute. This is going to end statistically tied, it doesn't matter

If he wins by literally 1 delegate after her campaign declared victory it's a pretty huge coup

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Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

"We're told The Donald Trump will be..."

:smug:

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Demonachizer posted:

Oh poo poo Sanders up by .2%!!!!!

you mean down, but still that's impressively close.

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feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Haha, Trump's people at his HQ clapping for Rubio during his speech.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

TRUMP SPEECH

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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

symbolic. clinton already declared victory

Can you link this please so I can feel smug.

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

TRUMP

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Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Late as hell but that % number on CNN is based on delegates right?

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Alter Ego posted:

A NEW AMERICAN CENTURY

Jesus Christ, Rubio pushing the return of PNAC hard.

that phrase is why I hate Rubio and want to see him lose

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Trump tears come at the cost of a Cruz victory. Don't celebrate that people!

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Trump is taking the stage!!!

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Trump time

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