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GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Chromatic posted:

Is it true that Howard Dean was sunk before the "HEAHHHAHHH" speech? I heard he ran out of campaign money.

Yeah he was already dead, the scream was just the last nail in the coffin

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Where was Trump's speech?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Internet hot takes so far:

Trump now a cuck

Expectations and bloviating smothered faster than a watermelon in a crush fetish video

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

:siren: 10 UNREPORTED DELEGATES WHICH ARE A PRACTICAL CERTAINTY FOR HILLARY :siren:

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Clinton's "victory" declaration is going to be mocked all week and add to the things I hate about her. Fortunately for Hillary, that stupid poo poo is not how I decide whom to support

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Epic High Five posted:

As Trump audibly deflates, lightning crackles around Jeb! as he begins to grow in size

A shadow slips into the shadows, "the pact is now complete"

Jeb then tops out at 8% of the vote.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

SpRahl posted:

What is this about a coin flip?

https://twitter.com/FernandoPeinado/status/694345745420320768

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

lol williams with that 'coronation' jab

To be fair williams shouldn't be talking about anyone else.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

Basically confirmed at this point that Paul will get one delegate from Iowa. Jeb! will get none. Zero.

Chang!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

lol williams with that 'coronation' jab

MSN doing good work tonight.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Is this all you had? Winkie your collection disappoints!

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

AsInHowe posted:

The Iowa caucus is like Olympic hockey.

3rd place wins bronze, and it feels like an overall win because they ended on a win.

2nd place was close to winning, but ultimately lost.

1st place, the gold medal winner, were the Canadians.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Chromatic posted:

Is it true that Howard Dean was sunk before the "HEAHHHAHHH" speech? I heard he ran out of campaign money.

Great edition of the Whistlestop podcast (as always) on that subject this week.

http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/whistlestop/2016/01/john_dickerson_revisits_the_dean_scream_of_2004.html

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Hillary back up by .4 now.

Where are people getting delegate counts?

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Logikv9 posted:

Am I doing this wrong because the caucus website for me shows Clinton +.4%

Seems like she gains 0.2% for every 1% of of Polk that comes in.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

a cop posted:

:siren: 10 UNREPORTED DELEGATES WHICH ARE A PRACTICAL CERTAINTY FOR HILLARY :siren:

source?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jerusalem posted:

Jeb then tops out at 8% of the vote.

It's a deal with the devil, the power was actually transferred to the Sword of Chang, an ancient relic known to be the seat of the Bush power

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


wheres that angry clinton poster at

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Declaring Cruz the winner of Iowa is so silly when he'll get 6 delegates to Trump and Rubio's 5 each.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

Donald Trump posted:

All part of the plan people. Reagan didn't do the debate, lost Iowa, and swept the nomination. Iowa doesn't pick winners. Not good company for Ted to be in. I'm actually quite happy I came in second. Think of it.

A good parody account.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002

Hahah he has tweeted the same quote more than once

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/479004002919919616

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Joementum posted:

Basically confirmed at this point that Paul will get one delegate from Iowa. Jeb! will get none. Zero.

This might actually be my favorite thing from tonight.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Josh Lyman posted:

Declaring Cruz the winner of Iowa is so silly when he'll get 6 delegates to Trump and Rubio's 5 each.

Also Iowa is a poo poo state that doesn't matter in national elections

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Thank mr skeltal

R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.

EugeneJ posted:

DAMAGE CONTROL

Or that Bernie has shown no real ability to win over non-white democrats? Nothing tonight has changed that, and the upcoming contests with the exception of NH are going to be a problem

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Go Chill, Shill

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Whoa, this isn't Megyn Kelly. Rude.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Associated Press is reporting 19 delegates for Clinton, 21 delegates for Sanders

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


CNN reporting counties/precincts/whatever where hillary had major leads with 90% of the vote

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Consider the following: Iowa just selected a man who used hitting his child as an amusing anecdote on the campaign trail. What in the actual gently caress is wrong with Iowa?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

current vote shares minus iowa rcp average: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ia/iowa_republican_presidential_caucus-3194.html

trump 24.3-28.6=-4.3
cruz 27.7-23.9=+3.8
rubio 23.0-16.9=+6.1

i wonder if trump finishes better than 4% behind his final poll numbers before the new hampshire primary? it'll be interesting to watch that trendline, especially if his polling numbers fall as i suspect they will

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

Is this all you had? Winkie your collection disappoints!

I am a Alex Smith of posters weak armed :smith:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hillary Clinton declaring victory. I dunno hil

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Basically confirmed at this point that Paul will get one delegate from Iowa. Jeb! will get none. Zero.

Welp! :unsmith:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/694369070922076166

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Joe, fill me in here: technically Democratic delegates are unpledged because they still have to go through the county/district caucus process, right?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

JosefStalinator posted:

Hillary back up by .4 now.

Where are people getting delegate counts?

Iowa

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



XyrlocShammypants posted:

Also Iowa is a poo poo state that doesn't matter in national elections

agreed op

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Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

PT6A posted:

Consider the following: Iowa just selected a man who used hitting his child as an amusing anecdote on the campaign trail. What in the actual gently caress is wrong with Iowa?

What???

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