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Will Trump get stumped?
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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

MothraAttack posted:

Cruz's voice sounds weird

Matches his stupid face

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DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Winkie01 posted:

Serious question any bernouts not voting for hillary in the general if she wins?

As long as there is a Foxnews they will dig up some PUMAs.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Allah Akbar?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Winkie01 posted:

Serious question any bernouts not voting for hillary in the general if she wins?

Darth Windu posted:

I will never vote for that trash vagina
We have one

Tatum Girlparts posted:

We got a couple in the dem bad thread saying their choices are Sanders -> Trump -> anyone else because something something 'anti-establishment'.

berniebros
Oh right, and Powercrazy

We have two

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

"Tonight is a victory for the grassroots." ~ man with tens of millions of dollars of Texas oil money backing him

and what exactly is all that oil in the ground buried under?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Is it just my crappy speakers or is Cruz's mike really lovely?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
All you Bernie dudes saying you won't vote at all if he doesn't get the General - gently caress you. I guess you don't have to worry about your rights being taken away though.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I will vote for Hillary, but I won't like it.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/694373776637579266

there's no way they'd actually do this though, right?

What the gently caress is the point of this?

Also, I really really hope Ted Cruz is the Republican choice for president, because I feel like I could win on an anti-Ted Cruz platform, if I were to run for president.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Even the audio guys hate Cruz, they couldn't' be bothered to setup a proper mic for that podium.

R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.

EugeneJ posted:

If it's Hillary-Cruz or Hillary-Rubio I'm just staying home

Makes a lot of sense

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


god drat i despise cruz at the most visceral level

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Cruz is acting awfully high and mighty for winning with less than 30%

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
THE MEDIA

*wild applause*

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
lol Santorum at 1,666 votes

seems Satan is a fan

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
I hope you people making TRUMP STUMPED remarks enjoy this Cruz speech.

IF Trump somehow loses, THIS MAN will be your next president.

Lucky for you Trump WILL win NH and SC.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Ted Cruz arises from his crypt. "I'm number one. Ah ah ha ha. One."

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Tigntink posted:

All you Bernie dudes saying you won't vote at all if he doesn't get the General - gently caress you. I guess you don't have to worry about your rights being taken away though.

Wow thanks man really made me think

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Tigntink posted:

As a woman with a vagina, i'm going to vote dem no matter what because holy loving poo poo republicans hate women at every single level.

I'm voting Trump if she wins

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Is it me or does every republican candidate claim that the media is against them?

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3

Winkie01 posted:

Serious question any bernouts not voting for hillary in the general if she wins?

Nah, I'd prefer Sanders but I'd stil... wait who's this idiot losing his mind behind Cruz?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MothraAttack posted:

Cruz's voice sounds weird

Jesus's cum strengthens the vocal cords.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Gail Wynand posted:

I'm so pissed as the only one at that caucus who was on Bernies side and saw how backwards HC's info was, how all her supporters were supporting her because she's a woman, and how she's basically using Bernie's stance to a much lesser degree only to win voters with universal health care for all and other BS. I almost went down there to sway voters in Bernie's favor. I know my poo poo, and I've studied this race up and down. I would of easily gained a few bernie followers. But I was worried that I would come off overly hostile and I didn't want to be removed from the permises for calling HC supporters sexist, idiotic, misinformed, lying pigs.

Source your quotes.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Tigntink posted:

All you Bernie dudes saying you won't vote at all if he doesn't get the General - gently caress you. I guess you don't have to worry about your rights being taken away though.

People can do what they want gently caress off

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Boosted_C5 posted:

This song playing before Cruz speaks is by some guy named Aaron Tippin.

Dude has probably made a LIVING off of the GOP. They've been using this since Bush 2004.

He also made a song called "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" so he fits right in.

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008
"Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim" Ted Cruz

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Cruz invoking a lot of American jingoism for someone foreign-born and never went through the naturalization process.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

Is it just my crappy speakers or is Cruz's mike really lovely?

He also keeps holding it like 2 feet from his dumb face.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009

PT6A posted:

Consider the following: Iowa just selected a man who used hitting his child as an amusing anecdote on the campaign trail. What in the actual gently caress is wrong with Iowa?

Correction, 40,000 or so of the dumbest grossest people in Iowa just caucused for Cruz. The vast majority of Iowa's 3 million plus people have nothing to do with that vile "man".

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Joementum posted:

"Tonight is a victory for the grassroots." ~ man with tens of millions of dollars of Texas oil money backing him

Goldman-Sachs moolah, the epitome of indie campaigning.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what is Decision Desk HQ

they did good work calling elections in the last few years, this time i think the auto-uploading of results kinda stole their thunder

basically a bunch of conservatives, mostly, who put in the time to call the human beings counting the votes and tally it up on spreadsheets. nothing earth-shaking, they just seem to be able to do it

and their hillary call must've been making em sweat, but they got to chalk it up as a w

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/the-breakout-star-of-the-2014-primaries-is-not-a-candidate/article/2553527

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/694373776637579266

there's no way they'd actually do this though, right?

I don't think there's any way the can do that. The Microsoft app just let the precincts report delegate equivalents and I'm sure some of the raw counts are already gone.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

Boosted_C5 posted:

I hope you people making TRUMP STUMPED remarks enjoy this Cruz speech.

IF Trump somehow loses, THIS MAN will be your next president.

Lucky for you Trump WILL win NH and SC.

lol, Cruz is unelectable. If he's the nominee, the GOP will be annihilated.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
People - let Ted feel big. It's the last time he wins anything. President Huckabee and President Santorum? How stupid are Iowans.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Boosted_C5 posted:

I hope you people making TRUMP STUMPED remarks enjoy this Cruz speech.

IF Trump somehow loses, THIS MAN will be your next president.

Lucky for you Trump WILL win NH and SC.

yawn

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Im gonna need a fact check on that MOST VOTES claim

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Can't wait for Cruz to abolish the IRS and FDA.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

detectivemonkey posted:

He also keeps holding it like 2 feet from his dumb face.

Yeah his mic technique is not nailing it.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I can't believe Ted Cruz is the president now

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Who is that Paul Begala-looking guy behind Cruz?

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