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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Cruz is going to have gross Deep One power-high sex tonight because of this, isn't he?

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I keep flipping channels to see if the Great Goblin has stopped talking yet and nope that smelly gently caress is still going

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Shoutout to Judeo-Christian values!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ted Cruz: "I shall overcome. I shall overcome.

As long as I get out of bed first."

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Cruz makes a good point, it was an excellent night for Our Heavenly Father. Feel the Godmentum

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Let Canada Ted have some fun people, it's not going to last.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
God drat the religion stuff is really coming on way too strong with Cruz.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Ted Cruz: "Mourning is coming"

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I'm sorry, but did Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The primary isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Iowa. Does not having the lead in corn holing central count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the caucus is still on? Trump is still campaigning ight now and they have been the top of the polls for how many months now? He's campaigning againstvone of the worst senators in the Senate who just happen to have a lead because he conned.a bunch of Jesus freaks. But you know what? They still loving suck. Trump is one of the best loving businessmen in the nation, he rocked the polls last year and would of won the last debate if Megyn Kelly didn't mediate. Maybe you should shut the gently caress up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Cruz just dropped a point. Are you a loving drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a loving idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm loving serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a human being hater who doesn't like the Trump because hes good. gently caress you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these loving people on the board, like I give a gently caress. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid poo poo like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your loving life try noto make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. gently caress you. You are nothing.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

Probably Magic posted:

None of these people are electable.

Rubio would be a dangerous opponent. He hides his terrible conservative beliefs well, and has a reasonably compelling life story to sell.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Yes we can!" -Ted Cruz

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Yoshifan823 posted:

Less people will die as a result of Hillary Clinton's policies than whoever her opponent would be in the general.

What a convincing argument.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Empty suit Rubio is going to wipe the floor against this garbage bag

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What was that website? Tedcruz.com?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Cruz: "Yes we can!"

what

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Tigntink posted:

All you Bernie dudes saying you won't vote at all if he doesn't get the General - gently caress you. I guess you don't have to worry about your rights being taken away though.

you assume that these posters all live in swing states where their vote matters

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
If I lived in a solid blue state, I would vote Anyone > Clinton > Cruz > Bush.

Unfortunately being in a battleground state I feel obligated to vote for a Democrat even if I do t like them.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001


At the Clinton event Monday night. Photograph: Win McNamee/Getty Images

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
you know, free markets, just like jesus said

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
YES WE CAN

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
:lol: at Cruz using "yes we can"

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


how on earth is cruz viable against hillary or bernie? i just do'nt see it.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

ReidRansom posted:

Nah I'm white and and educated and have a good job it's pretty sweet really

I'm white and middle class but also have a vagina that i'd like to still some control over with my doctor. I really don't want abortions to go back to being illegal.

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008
Don't give us the average contribution give us the median you dipshit

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Ted Cruz theme song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOsICVmBw08

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

he just reeks southern baptist preacher

his dad's face looks like a ham

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Has Cruz finished a speech without yelling "TEDCRUZ-DOTORG"...?

He is disgusting and scary and I hope there aren't enough dumb people to elect this droopy faced fucktard.....:smith:

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
As someone who has never heard a Cruz speech I see now why so many republicans would rather have Trump

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Ted Cruz posted:

Mourning is coming

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Yoshifan823 posted:

I mean, you can vote third party, but you're basically screaming to the world that you're real dumb.

People who are happy voting for the lesser of two evils are dumber.

See what I done there.

Unscientific
Feb 16, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

he just reeks southern baptist preacher

Holy poo poo, this is it. I knew it was something but I couldn't put my finger on it. Thank you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Powered Descent posted:

Cruz: "Yes we can!"

what

It's Cruz's famous slogan, far better than Barack Obama's pathetic "Mission Accomplished" one.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
Hildawg gonna interupt Cruz

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Ted Cruz Dot Org, Yes We Can

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Josh Lyman posted:

Yup, definitely want Cruz or Rubio appointing 3 Supreme Court justices and turning back civil rights by 60 years.

:getin:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

he just reeks southern baptist preacher

but a bad one. some of those guys are pro as hell. this is just grating.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Northjayhawk posted:

Rubio would be a dangerous opponent. He hides his terrible conservative beliefs well, and has a reasonably compelling life story to sell.

Okay, him and Bush.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

spoon0042 posted:

you know, free markets, just like jesus said

Supply side Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-LJ_3VbUA

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Hillary coming out on stage in split-screen! Aaaaaaaaaa!

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

MY DRAGON BALL FIGHT SONG

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