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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

MSNBC just said it was 3 coin tosses

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Vox Nihili posted:



Enten I will end you.

Seems a weird thing to mention when there's probably a handful of votes left.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Hillary and money love each other deeply

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
lol I get it Bernie you want $2700 jeez

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Guys HIllary is just the Master Chief, its fine.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's stopping Hillary's ground team from going to the undecided caucus precincts right now and offering everyone new cars if they switch to Hillary

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Guys HIllary is just the Master Chief, its fine.

Do not take Master Chief's name in vain. Fucker

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Eat poo poo you white trash rednecks. Do you even have semblance of an educational thought in the Midwest? Bunch of inbred retards ready to throw away the nation because they're too dumb to realize they're supporting an illegal immigrant who is bought by the banks!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


This is why Hillary's going to win!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

EugeneJ posted:

What's stopping Hillary's ground team from going to the undecided caucus precincts right now and offering everyone new cars if they switch to Hillary

They're not there anymore, the numbers just haven't been reported all the way up the chain yet.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


This black guy on MSNBC is literally a more somnambulant speaker than Carson.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Hillary is basically Maverick

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Master Chief ended the great race war of his time. Hillary's going to start it

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

a cop posted:

This is why Hillary's going to win!

Because a contested precinct had a landslide result for Bernie?

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

a cop posted:

This result owns so loving much, on the Republican side. It means that Trump will be highly underrepresented in the political futures markets, even though he's clearly going to sweep the next few primaries.

what the gently caress is a political futures market

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
EVERYONE BE QUIET


THIS IS IMPORTANT
































quote:

Jeb Bush 2.7%

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The whole caucus system is loving stupid just do a regular vote with proportional share determining the delegates.

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte

etalian posted:

The whole caucus system is loving stupid just do a regular vote with proportional share determining the delegates.

But then who will stand in the corner? We need to stand in corners to elect people who will then elect other people to elect the nominee! NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

More on the coins:

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Iowa: America's troll.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Jumpingmanjim posted:

EVERYONE BE QUIET


THIS IS IMPORTANT

Hey, he managed to get a delegate! Not too shabby. Things are starting to look up for the ol' Jebster.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
538 sucks

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
Iowa, literally a mystery that everyone cares about for a day every four years

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

tekz posted:

what the gently caress is a political futures market

http://www.predictit.org

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

EVERYONE BE QUIET


THIS IS IMPORTANT

I wish I'd registered as an independent just so I could be a Jeb Bush pity vote.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Yudo posted:

Iowa: America's troll.

Plow Shalt Not Pass

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


back to .2% with 1635/1683

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008




ENTEN.

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

EVERYONE BE QUIET


THIS IS IMPORTANT

isn't the threshold on the (R) side 3.3%?

if so, hahhahahahhahahahahaha motherfucking ha

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

uncurable mlady posted:

Iowa, literally a mystery that everyone cares about for a day every four years

Meanwhile, in rural Western New York... :smithicide:

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
It really bugs me that CNN continues to round 49.6 down to 49.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
BACK TO 0.2%

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Nanomashoes posted:

Eat poo poo you white trash rednecks. Do you even have semblance of an educational thought in the Midwest? Bunch of inbred retards ready to throw away the nation because they're too dumb to realize they're supporting an illegal immigrant who is bought by the banks!

So progressive.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Meanwhile, in rural Western New York... :smithicide:

sup Buffalo buddy

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

EugeneJ posted:

BACK TO 0.2%

Look dude. There's no reason to hold out hope. Clinton "won" Iowa. But Sanders is still going to be awarded virtually half of the delegates.

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

etalian posted:

The whole caucus system is loving stupid just do a regular vote with proportional share determining the delegates.

Iowa caucuses because they want to be the first to vote but New Hampshire has a law that they need to be first and move theirs ahead of whoever tries. Iowa gets around this by having a 'caucus' instead of a vote.

Sub Par
Jul 18, 2001


Dinosaur Gum

Powercrazy posted:

Yea SCOTUS is important. But again, unless you are in one of like 10 counties in like 8 states, you have zero influence on that nomination.

You keep saying this and I am not sure why, because it isn't true. The swing state part is, but why do you keep tacking on that bit about the counties?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

WugLyfe posted:

back to .2% with 1635/1683

Yeah I saw this as well.

1,633 of 1,681 precincts reporting
Last updated: 11:52 p.m.
Visit HuffPost Pollster for survey results from before the race.


Although i think it's over for Sanders. Cause Polk is still reporting.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

a cop posted:

Look dude. There's no reason to hold out hope. Clinton "won" Iowa. But Sanders is still going to be awarded virtually half of the delegates.

And you "won" a spot on my block list

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Valliantstu posted:

But then who will stand in the corner? We need to stand in corners to elect people who will then elect other people to elect the nominee! NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE.

It's such a dark concept and doesn't allow convenient things like mail in ballots.

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