drunk thread 2k16: Oh that reminds me, I should delete my browser history

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bij: Feb 24, 2007

hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 14:50

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 10:26

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Potential BFF posted:

hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 16:21

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

android user?

i dont want to see green all over imessage

think of it as a way to easily id people of quality (or lack thereof)

# ? Feb 2, 2016 16:39

TheQuietWilds: Sep 8, 2009

Potential BFF posted:

hail satan

Entirely my poo poo

Hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 18:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Potential BFF posted:

hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 18:25

Diabeesting: Apr 29, 2006; turn right to escape

hail satan indeed.

also what the gently caress I want to guzzle a pint of malort now, thanks. It's not for sale in NH :smith:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 19:49

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

Potential BFF posted:

hail satan

I'll bet her face is a loving trainwreck.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 19:56

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mike-o posted:

http://i.imgur.com/qpvFkbx.jpg

Hail satan.

I would not put evil akin to eating my rear end on anyone, but hey...if she's offering.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 20:04

bij: Feb 24, 2007

The Slithery D posted:

I'll bet her face is a loving trainwreck.

Nah, but she clearly knows what pays the bills.

hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 20:29

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Potential BFF posted:

Nah, but she clearly knows what pays the bills.

hail satan

Hail Satan.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 20:35

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Hail Satan.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:18

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

22, dtf, messaged me saying she was ready to go today

then she asked for a CC number :byewhore:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:35

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

22, dtf, messaged me saying she was ready to go today

then she asked for a CC number

Jay Leno has one handsome daughter.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:59

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

22, dtf, messaged me saying she was ready to go today

then she asked for a CC number

hello i have been tindering in the bay area for 2 years and it never gets better. on the flipside if i play my cards good on sunday i may not need tinder anymore.

the irony of the situation is that i have been dating this girl for a while, this is the first girl i dated in the bay area and i met her though eharmony of all places.

still thats a very poo poo tier tinder profile, here have a few i have collected over the years:

hail satan

# ? Feb 2, 2016 22:08

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I've gotta start taking more Tinder screenshots. I've seen everything from a PT Cruiser to Mexican food around here. It's really bizarre.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:04

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

And non-bloody

# ? Feb 3, 2016 03:28

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Adventures in E-Dating week 3 continued: in the past 24 hours I have been propositioned by a bi guy who just wanted to give blowjobs to straight men and a fairly passable tranny. ElMaligno seriously needs to stop messaging me.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Adventures in E-Dating week 3 continued: in the past 24 hours I have been propositioned by a bi guy who just wanted to give blowjobs to straight men and a fairly passable tranny. ElMaligno seriously needs to stop messaging me.

how was it?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:43

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Did you at least give him a reacharound?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:49

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Potential BFF posted:

Nah, but she clearly knows what pays the bills.

hail satan

she looks a lot like a xgf of mine when i was 19. cept she had real boobs.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:50

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

how was it?

About as good as the chick from work who gave you a handjob a little while back.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nice

# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:12

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Dingleberry posted:

She will be my wife.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

She will be my wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEEKGUq-9Y

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:05

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

About as good as the chick from work who gave you a handjob a little while back.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:09

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

Did you at least give him a reacharound?

how the hell do you give a reacharaound to a guy who's blowing you, by rubbing his neck hair? Also this "blowing a straight guy" thing seems to be somewhat prevalent fetish judging from a lifetime spent looking at public toilet walls and the cesspool known as the Internet, n4i can probably elaborate.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 07:07

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Adventures in E-Dating week 3 continued: in the past 24 hours I have been propositioned by a bi guy who just wanted to give blowjobs to straight men and a fairly passable tranny. ElMaligno seriously needs to stop messaging me.