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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Hitler wasn't the best, but Stalin wasn't, Churchill wasn't.

Kind of reasonable in isolation (all three men had genocidal streaks the size of Eastern Europe), but…

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Lamb added: 'I just think everyone needs to frickin' get over it. That's what I think.'"

Not reasonable in context.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
That sounds like an amazingly normal dumb teen response, for a pair of kids who were raised to be racist popstars.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

davidspackage posted:

That sounds like an amazingly normal dumb teen response, for a pair of kids who were raised to be racist popstars.

Pretty much. "You should get over X it happened years ago" is often lazy armchair white guy speak.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anjOcv5Suc

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

This is fine but can I get a reaction video to know how I truly feel?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the fine bros react to: a woman

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


Dunno how to react to this, which is good because I couldn't afford the lawyer fees anyway

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
merman-chris.jpg

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



Wanna drop acid with this dude.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



His mammalian nipples offend me.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



I wonder if a mermaid having shoulder pads and a necklace-thing shaped to look like tails is like if a person had shoulder pads that looked like feet (or a butt)?

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



Badass thread is that way bro

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



Having merdad-bod is hot right now.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



Throw it back.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

Scarf posted:

Having merdad-bod is hot right now.

Hey now, Ariel's dad was loving ripped.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Who the gently caress is this YouTube ?

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Scathach posted:

Holy gently caress.

In other news,


Mads Mikkelson's Rogue One makeup looks pretty good.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



When my house moat is complete, I'd like to hire this merman to patrol the perimeter.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
If the human half of a merperson eats another merperson's fish half is it considered cannibalism

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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goose fleet posted:

If the human half of a merperson eats another merperson's fish half is it considered cannibalism

Since it's merperson on merperson I'd say so.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Yowza





"Can I speak with you today about the good woof?"

http://i.imgur.com/ADP7quF.webm

e:

(Probably not real, but I want to believe)

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Feb 3, 2016

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
What's that documentary about hideous friendzoned losers? It's called "lonely boys" or something to that effect. There is one fedorad gentleman who has really long fingernails that talks about getting denied by over 800 fat chicks

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
Nvm. The documentary is called Shy Boys. I found it in this here thread a couple years ago and it's golden

https://vimeo.com/28466163

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Wiley Scribner posted:

Nvm. The documentary is called Shy Boys. I found it in this here thread a couple years ago and it's golden

https://vimeo.com/28466163

Hot dog, this is something else. Every frame an AUG. The pick up "artist" is the worst.

e: Ugh, the PUA is a virgin.

LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 19:08 on Feb 3, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:

e: Ugh, the PUA is a virgin.

Why do you think people into PUA get into that poo poo in the first place?


"One weird trick that makes hot babes drop their panties"

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Yeah, but then he starts giving advice on how to "score" to other virgins (or love shys, or incels...). Like, the PUA, Urban White Trash, talks about how he used to be incel but he's only love shy now that he's got muscles and new clothes. But he has just about the same amount of sexual experience as the people he's trying to coach. It's the blind leading the blind. Also, Urban White Trash has a fantasy about a boot camp where they take incels, burn all their nerdy items, then put them in a room covered with posters of naked women while moans of pleasure (if nothing else, listen to this guy make his pleasure sounds around the 7 minute mark) all to let the incels know that sex and women are not for them, because they are nerds. "Break down an incel, build up a PUA" is what he says, I believe. One would think that for all his posturing he'd have had sex at least once with someone, but no. He is also revolted by vaginas.

Back when I was at the tail end of my college career, my weed dealer lent me his copy of The Game. It's a book about the PUA mentality and experience that touches on all the salient points of what being a pick up artist is all about. It's so-so, and I didn't glean any usable, helpful advice from reading through it. The one thing that I did learn is how broken PUAs are, and how much time they spend trying to codify and quantify female psychology to give themselves an edge when all it comes down to is taking a little bit of pride in how you look and being confident. Which is what they do, through peacocking and "sarging," but they get so wrapped up in Alpha males and AMOGs and Omegas that even when they successfully hook up with a lady they, an inferior man, outplayed a better man. Even in victory they see themselves as lesser-than.

That's too many words to say "Pick up artists are sad, sad creatures." The Game is a good read if you're looking for stories about groups of men with deeply seated problems with women sharing a mansion while learning what not to do when trying to hit on someone. The men don't learn, you the reader do.

LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Feb 3, 2016

Arctic Bunny
Aug 3, 2012

A PERFECT LOOKING NOSE
Can Easily Be Yours
SHY BOYS! It's one of my favourite documentaries, actually. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that despite being an awkward goon I will never reach the depths those people have.

Content:

How Bad of a Shadow the Hedgehog Fangirl I Am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMzKOwdthtI

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wiley Scribner posted:

What's that documentary about hideous friendzoned losers? It's called "lonely boys" or something to that effect. There is one fedorad gentleman who has really long fingernails that talks about getting denied by over 800 fat chicks

Anyone with a brain knows that if you date women you need short fingernails.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major loving hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Arctic Bunny posted:

SHY BOYS! It's one of my favourite documentaries, actually. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that despite being an awkward goon I will never reach the depths those people have.

That's kind of gross.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gamma Nerd posted:

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major loving hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

She also has Elvira's hair cut.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Solice Kirsk posted:

She also has Elvira's hair cut.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Panfilo posted:

Why is it when these guys get busted for child porn they always have hundreds of images? It makes me wonder if they bother to prosecute somebody that only had one image on their computer since I only hear about the creeps with mountains of the stuff.

In some jurisdictions the authorities will take the videos siezed and count each frame as an image. That's where the defendants with thousands of images come from as I understand it.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"One weird trick that makes hot babes drop their panties"

Women hate him!

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Wiley Scribner posted:

Nvm. The documentary is called Shy Boys. I found it in this here thread a couple years ago and it's golden

https://vimeo.com/28466163

Every glimpse you get into the mind of the PUA batting .000 lifetime, as well as the little musical sting when the good natured guy recoils in shame at a woman's touch, is like... heavy

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Arctic Bunny posted:

SHY BOYS! It's one of my favourite documentaries, actually. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that despite being an awkward goon I will never reach the depths those people have.

Content:

How Bad of a Shadow the Hedgehog Fangirl I Am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMzKOwdthtI

What the gently caress is with Sonic that attracts massively broken people? Is it that Sonic fans land in the space in the venn diagram between anime and furries?

Jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lrg_VASCuc



Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Those are bad examples because each one has at least one female in them.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

I am so glad we don't have a robin/raven situation there with all of these people in spandex

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Postal Parcel posted:

I am so glad we don't have a robin/raven situation there with all of these people in spandex

Yea, though the dude in red has some massive pit stains.

Btw, I highly advise watching the second video i posted, it an AUG masterpiece.

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