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Stardunk
Jan 19, 2009


This guy came in to the store with a shoebox of old Beastmen with demon heads glued to them.

...and sand, lots of sand.

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WhiteOutMouse
Jul 29, 2010

:wom: will blow your mind.
That head bit is from the beastman spure. I dont think it was supposed to be a head, like some marker of something to top a staff.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

WhiteOutMouse posted:

That head bit is from the beastman spure. I dont think it was supposed to be a head, like some marker of something to top a staff.

Yet every time I see it, it has been used as a head in a terrible conversion.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

:allears: Even the photography is cack-handed.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


Hauki
May 11, 2010



its like pillsbury dough-hooker with... cloven hooves and a jet pack? i dont even

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches





I like how the sloppy painting on the flight peg makes it look like she's being propelled into the air by a vindaloo powered case of jet squirts.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Hauki posted:

its like pillsbury dough-hooker with... cloven hooves and a jet pack? i dont even

It looks like an attempt at a sexier Commander Shadowsun

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man
Specifically it's a poor attempt at modeling the tits-out-anime-Shadowsun fanart that's going around.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
drat those tri-slits are ugly

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Skellybones posted:

It looks like an attempt at a sexier Commander Shadowsun



Here you go, it certainly belongs in this thread:

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



I never noticed that armored camel-toe before, jfc.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Pierzak posted:

Here you go, it certainly belongs in this thread:




Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
No, wait, wait, stop the presses, I found another one:

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

Pierzak posted:

Here you go, it certainly belongs in this thread:



Is that an official new model or are they featuring someone's conversion?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Pierzak posted:

No, wait, wait, stop the presses, I found another one:



:aaa:

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
The official version is surprisingly gender neutral to me, it is alien and not overtly feminine suggesting that someone resisted the urge to give it a huge pair of tits, a plunging neckline and bare midriff.

Regardless, I learn that there is fan art out there to sex her up and enough of it to be mentioned as being a thing.

Meh.

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

Ugleb posted:

The official version is surprisingly gender neutral to me, it is alien and not overtly feminine suggesting that someone resisted the urge to give it a huge pair of tits, a plunging neckline and bare midriff.

Regardless, I learn that there is fan art out there to sex her up and enough of it to be mentioned as being a thing.

Meh.

I unironically love that model for that.

It says a lot about wargaming and nerdery in general that we're both thinking, "well at least they didn't try to make this heavily armored female blue alien thing sexy". And of course that, then, nerds made cartoon porn with that character.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Pierzak posted:

No, wait, wait, stop the presses, I found another one:



That face

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Pierzak posted:

No, wait, wait, stop the presses, I found another one:



:jeb:

I think we've found the new face of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Pierzak posted:

Here you go, it certainly belongs in this thread:



That'd look a million times better if the painter had given her pupil-less eyes like the studio figure, or not given her that... Lipstick? I want to say it's lipstick.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Undyne redesign looking pretty sci fi.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

SteelMentor posted:

That'd look a million times better if the painter had given her pupil-less eyes like the studio figure, or not given her that... Lipstick? I want to say it's lipstick.

The reality is, what we're looking at is Tau blackface.

This is a pale Tau from a polar world playing the role of Commander Shadowsun, and doing it in a tone-deaf and condescending matter.

I mean, for all we know, this actress is part-kroot, and they thought 'close enough, middle Tauerica doesn't care about yer kroots and yer omicron persei 8ians'.

We're uncovering an ugly new chapter in GW.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Eh, you people wouldn't care if it was Farsight yaoi porn.

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

SteelMentor posted:

That'd look a million times better if the painter had given her pupil-less eyes like the studio figure, or not given her that... Lipstick? I want to say it's lipstick.

It's obviously an undercover imperial assassin. By the looks of it a callexus wearing a really bad tau mask.

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice
Ahem. The Assasinorum wouldn't waste time sending a Culexus to Tau space. GYFS.
:goonsay:

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
Fun fact, 'Assassinorum' is the term for the minimum number of assassins it takes to kill a target. It's 4. One of each kind.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Fun fact, 'Assassinorum' is the term for the minimum number of assassins it takes to kill a target. It's 4. One of each kind.
Doesn't that make it an "Assassinquorum"? :rimshot:

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
With ten, you get a Minyan.

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

ineptmule posted:

Ahem. The Assasinorum wouldn't waste time sending a Culexus to Tau space. GYFS.
:goonsay:

Maybe it's the Tau who are in Imperial space
:goonsay:

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

SteelMentor posted:

That'd look a million times better if the painter had given her pupil-less eyes like the studio figure, or not given her that... Lipstick? I want to say it's lipstick.

Also looks like she's got a little fang. This is the first thing I thought when I saw her, what with those terrible eyes and lip colour

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

Ilor posted:

Doesn't that make it an "Assassinquorum"? :rimshot:

I think you mean an Aquariumsnork.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Dr. Phildo posted:

Also looks like she's got a little fang. This is the first thing I thought when I saw her, what with those terrible eyes and lip colour



The X Files but staring puritan and radical Inquisitors

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Inquisitors Moulder and Skully.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Skellybones posted:

Inquisitors Moulder and Skully.

Inquisitor Skully was excommunicated when he was found to have heretical beliefs about zenos being 'out there'

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
an inquisitor named Skully would be the most venerated of all inquisitors you god drat dumby!

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

an inquisitor named Skully would be the most venerated of all inquisitors you god drat dumby!

I have been exposed

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down
IT CAME FROM... a colleague.



he bought a wargameexclusive model. this is his WIP. he also says it's fiddly as gently caress and everything breaks all the time.

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Foolster41
Aug 2, 2013

"It's a non-speaking role"
You know, I glanced at it, and was thinking "That's awesome, it looks like a cross between Doc Oct and Doc Doom. Why is this here?" Then I saw the scantly clad boobs.

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