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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I thought this was a funny picture



ps I promise no getting angry at Franco this time

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Isaac posted:

I had some benzos and spent most of the day so far wandering slowly around the stockroom not remembering what im doing.

I offered to help the boss but hes like "nah i dont wanna take you off your work" and im like uh yeah sure and went back to wandering

my boss caught me loving an inflatable clown

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
cucked
i am gay
im bi
im trans
cuckold
cucking
goku

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

scott zoloft posted:

my boss caught me loving an inflatable clown

We've all been there

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Is it my turn to be ik yet?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I demand more laser rifles and jet packs! This is bullshit!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Can we have two clouds?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
We need to game-ify.

For every month you go without posting something that hits the newly expanded word filter you earn... uh... GrenadeBux. Gux for short.

Gux can be exchanged for forums shenanigans, like titles and whatnot. The more you hit the filter, the cheaper it is to purchase poo poo against you to try and drive you away.

Everyone has a gux bounty that will permanently ban their IP, so we can band together and pay to kick people off.

Also gux can be exchanged for forums merchandise but at super lovely exchange rates so no one ever buys anything.

Gamification will allow us to stay relevant for another three months, chop chop.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Also I'd like to have my daily step counter number imported from fitbit so I can lord that over the sedentary and house-bound.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
15,034 but I'm thinking about making some tea.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
these GBS town hall meetings get really weird late at night

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zahgaegun posted:

15,034 but I'm thinking about making some tea.

Gonna make some chamomile in a bit here.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

these GBS town hall meetings get really weird late at night
this is okay, i will blow as many dudes as possible until our demands are met

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
fan of chai

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
dipping my drat balls in that chamomile

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

dipping my drat balls in that chamomile

it's not that kind of party

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

symbolic posted:

this is okay, i will blow as many dudes as possible until our demands are met

what are your demands?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Where the mashed potatoes?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





32MB OF ESRAM posted:

dipping my drat balls in that chamomile

relax your balls

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cowman posted:

relax your balls

This is good advice regardless.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

what are your demands?
more blowjobs

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

symbolic posted:

more blowjobs
nice

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

symbolic posted:

more blowjobs

you got it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:f5h::cabot:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
A beer and a queer for every wanting pair of lips

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I remember old town hall meetings when mods would insist that someone think of the children.




We don't talk about those mods anymore.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

scott zoloft posted:

A beer and a queer for every wanting pair of lips

something i can get behind and reach around

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
good things about gbs:
- starman betaman
- when ppl publicly melt down due to drug addiction and/or mental health issues
- threads about food
bad things about gbs:
- ever since lowtax said we can't post cuck all the threads are stupid gay megathreads which is bad unless the threads are about food
- deadmaus

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Do you ever feel like we've been going on the right track?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Boko Haram posted:

Do you ever feel like we've been going on the right track?

that's a good question

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ain't no GPS in marshmallow Valley

Quit searching and git busy a fuckin

www
Aug 4, 2010

tell us betamax, whats deadmau5 really like???

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Hello, everyone!

I'm back from my alternate thread, where we raised millions of dollars to help homeless vets. It turns out that virtually all animal doctors have nice houses, so the excess money will be shunted into the "buy genesplicer a new wing for his mansion" fund.

So, what's been going on over here? Talking about my amazing second place finish?

Any questions I can answer for you?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

genesplicer posted:

Hello, everyone!

I'm back from my alternate thread, where we raised millions of dollars to help homeless vets. It turns out that virtually all animal doctors have nice houses, so the excess money will be shunted into the "buy genesplicer a new wing for his mansion" fund.

So, what's been going on over here? Talking about my amazing second place finish?

Any questions I can answer for you?

Where the HECK are our flying cars!?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



seconding the motion to stop calling me an "ooga booga" i'm white and would like to be referred to as such thanks

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

social vegan posted:

seconding the motion to stop calling me an "ooga booga" i'm white and would like to be referred to as such thanks

i like to call your kind "cumskkkin$"

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
We have disgusting balls, 90's nostalgia, a lot of losers with "feelings" that are jealous of Ryan Reynolds, comedy abortionists, comedy trailblazers, mangled cocks, rabid cunts, racist technology and Jeb Bush's guacamole bowl.


How could any of us ask anything more?

:spergin: :pipe:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

genesplicer posted:

Hello, everyone!

I'm back from my alternate thread, where we raised millions of dollars to help homeless vets. It turns out that virtually all animal doctors have nice houses, so the excess money will be shunted into the "buy genesplicer a new wing for his mansion" fund.

So, what's been going on over here? Talking about my amazing second place finish?

Any questions I can answer for you?

Now I don't think that Volume is a particularly good poster, but even so I don't think that 'your mom' jokes should get you probated. Of course a single 6 hours probation isn't a real punishment but still.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
free hector

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Jukeboxblues posted:

Where the HECK are our flying cars!?

Scientists developed a functional flying car decades ago. Then they saw how the average person drove, realized they didn't want them flying over their houses and quietly shelved the plans, right next to the 100mpg carburetor. They will release it once people stop driving like idiots.

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