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Peachstapler posted:I'm going to sue Ted Cruz for being the world's biggest piece of poo poo. What particularized injury did he do to you? If Jeb Bush is Droopy the dog, Jim Gilmore is Scrappy-Doo. Look how optimistic he is: https://twitter.com/gov_gilmore/status/694986254002294785 Like a Twitter respondent said, "Started from the bottom now we're...well, still at the bottom."
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Brannock posted:Goon lawyers, does this voter fraud suit have any legs? The Donald Trump campaign didn't have any loving legs, of course this doesn't. Still, 
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sharkbomb posted:Carson press conference: Says that his wife was at a caucus site and witnessed a Cruz representative state that Carson was dropping out of the campaign. Carson's wife spoke up and said that he was NOT in fact dropping out. he is NOT dropping out, he's just going to take a quick 3 week nap and return to buying his own book with campaign funds and show up at debates and give confusing non-answers to every question.
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William Bear posted:What particularized injury did he do to you?
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sharkbomb posted:Carson press conference: Says that his wife was at a caucus site and witnessed a Cruz representative state that Carson was dropping out of the campaign. Carson's wife spoke up and said that he was NOT in fact dropping out. She heard the news and jumped up and said it wasn't true. The caucus goers stood up and applauded, and the precinct captain gave her a $10 bill for telling the truth. "Go, friend bear! Tell Ben about this treachery!" She shouted. You can read more about what happened when Gifted Hands 2: Iowa adventure! comes out at bookstores around the country.
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Carson has evolved. Not only is his past a fiction, so is his future.
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Carson shouldn't dread up a discussion on lying in campaigns.
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your honor, the prosecution calls friend bear
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Other notes from the Carson presser: --Comes out swinging hard against Cruz: "It's clear that there were people who tried to take advantage of a situation." --To the media: "Don't argue, just listen." --On character: "Evangelical voters, just like everybody else, should...evaluate a person on what they do, how they treat other people." --On travel plans: "Is it okay, after being on the road for 3 weeks, to go home and get a change of clothes? Does that make somebody into an evil, horrible person?" --How Friend Ben calls on reporters: "I hear a voice, way in the wilderness over here." The most common word used by the press corps to describe this event is "bizarre."
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Why the poo poo do you have to fly a plane from Iowa to Florida to get a new set of clothes? Don't you like.. pack in advance or, do what everybody that has ever traveled does, and go to a store and buy a new set of clothes. Jesus God knows he can afford it from all the people he's grifted so far.
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If Carson can poison his supporters against Cruz that would be pretty great, but Cruz gaining the critical victory he needed only to immediately lose it again because he hosed the rat too obviously is too poetic to happen in the real world.
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Louisgod posted:Why the poo poo do you have to fly a plane from Iowa to Florida to get a new set of clothes? Don't you like.. pack in advance or, do what everybody that has ever traveled does, and go to a store and buy a new set of clothes. Jesus God knows he can afford it from all the people he's grifted so far. Yeah, it's a super obvious cover for something. I personally suspect Ben is just exhausted from his book tour going on way longer than scheduled and wants some vacay time.
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Ben Carson has Secret Service protection. They wouldn't let him buy clothes in a store, they might be poisoned!
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Louisgod posted:Why the poo poo do you have to fly a plane from Iowa to Florida to get a new set of clothes? Don't you like.. pack in advance or, do what everybody that has ever traveled does, and go to a store and buy a new set of clothes. Jesus God knows he can afford it from all the people he's grifted so far. He was going into the store to buy some new clothes when suddenly a robber pulled a gun on him. 'I believe that you want the guy behind the counter,'" is what Carson told the misguided man and then left for Florida .
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William Bear posted:Ben Carson has Secret Service protection. They wouldn't let him buy clothes in a store, they might be poisoned! If House of Cards has taught us anything, you can use the SS protection for anything, from clothes shopping to threesomes.
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Greetings, Primary Thread. I did a thing 
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Kylra posted:These Clothes Gifted Pants William Bear posted:Ben Carson has Secret Service protection. They wouldn't let him buy clothes in a store, they might be poisoned! Jim Gilmore lies in wait at the Old Navy returns desk. Waiting. Watching.
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Louisgod posted:Why the poo poo do you have to fly a plane from Iowa to Florida to get a new set of clothes? Don't you like.. pack in advance or, do what everybody that has ever traveled does, and go to a store and buy a new set of clothes. Jesus God knows he can afford it from all the people he's grifted so far. Everybody needs to stop engaging with Ben Carson on a literal level. His whole "set of new clothes' was supposed to be interpreted as a folksy way to describe his decision to take a few days off between Iowa and New Hampshire. (this decision is unprecedentedly insane) (but let me tell you about Ben Carson) He's not okay in the head. He's a dumb bad man who is sincerely crazy
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I feel bad for Chuck Morse. Who I've seen in the background of every Jeb! rally in NH. The man could barely get 50 people to show up to a Jeb! event in one of the state's reddest towns.
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In Carly's defense here: she's currently tied with Jeb! in the delegate count.
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Greetings, Primary Thread. 
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It's true, the camera can't zoom that far.
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sharkbomb posted:Carson press conference: Says that his wife was at a caucus site and witnessed a Cruz representative state that Carson was dropping out of the campaign. Carson's wife spoke up and said that he was NOT in fact dropping out. The full story will be told in a new book released in March. Pre-order now! e: of course I was beaten to this joke 
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so trump and carson are trying to ratfuck cruz out of his iowa win. kinda hope it works. not a fan of any of them, but i can believe cruz cheated or at least did underhanded poo poo.
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Louisgod posted:Why the poo poo do you have to fly a plane from Iowa to Florida to get a new set of clothes? Don't you like.. pack in advance or, do what everybody that has ever traveled does, and go to a store and buy a new set of clothes. Jesus God knows he can afford it from all the people he's grifted so far. Yeah I mean: 
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So Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize
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Santorum is going to make "two major announcements" tonight on Greta. Donald Trump is also appearing on Greta tonight. Rick Santorum was at Trump's rally last week.
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Joementum posted:Santorum is going to make "two major announcements" tonight on Greta. Unstumpable
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Joementum posted:Santorum is going to make "two major announcements" tonight on Greta. Wouldn't it be better to time this before SC rather than NH? The palin endorsement for Iowa and the Scott Brown endorsement for NH made me think Trump was strategically timing these for the electorate.
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Wall Is Life posted:Wouldn't it be better to time this before SC rather than NH? The palin endorsement for Iowa and the Scott Brown endorsement for NH made me think Trump was strategically timing these for the electorate. Trump absolutely has to win NH, though. If he doesn't he's done.
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Joementum posted:Santorum is going to make "two major announcements" tonight on Greta. The fact that Rick Santorum is now bending the knee to Donald Trump is pretty loving remarkable.
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Peel posted:If Carson can poison his supporters against Cruz that would be pretty great, but Cruz gaining the critical victory he needed only to immediately lose it again because he hosed the rat too obviously is too poetic to happen in the real world. cruzigula? caliguluz?
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Despera posted:So Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize It's trivially easy for anyone with any connections to get themselves nominated. It's not true that anyone can make a nomination, but the actual qualification to do so is fairly broad. Note Category 3. • Members of national assemblies and governments of states • Members of international courts • University rectors; professors of social sciences, history, philosophy, law and theology; directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes • Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize • Board members of organizations that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize • Active and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee; (proposals by members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after February 1) • Former advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Committee Hell, I'd be suprised if he actually arranged it himself. Probably some supporter of his who was qualified, took it upon themselves.
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If Carson tries to attack Cruz I can see Cruz saying Carson's whole life story is a lie. It'll gently caress himself too, but Cruz burns bridges out of instinct.
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:cruzigula? Incarlytatus
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FWIW, I doubt Santorum is endorsing Trump. Rubio or Jeb! (who he's worked with in the past) are more likely. Obviously, a Gilmore endorsement would be best.
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Peachstapler posted:I'm going to sue Ted Cruz for being the world's biggest piece of poo poo. The court will throw out your case because Cruz at no point in his life has ever made any pretense to be anything other than that.
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Here is full Fiorina statementquote:Letter to the RNC regarding debate process https://medium.com/@CarlyFiorina/letter-to-the-rnc-regarding-debate-process-da7c64b7b5e3#.d6iv699ys
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