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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




Then this happened: https://www.facebook.com/101GreatGoalsCom/videos/1281994161858244/

Amistosos de verano!

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Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
That match was somehow crazy enough to overshadow sex dwarf van Gaal.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


This is literally the best thing that I've ever seen.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Does someone have the whole article of the Louis Van Gaal sex dwarf? The first part couldn't be any better.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
I hope the man u fans come up with a cheer for this.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

blue footed boobie posted:

Does someone have the whole article of the Louis Van Gaal sex dwarf? The first part couldn't be any better.

It looks like that's the whole article, just zoom in and read it at the bottom.


tl;dr though is the dwarf was performing as Dwarf LVG at an event, this guy and his wife found out that his day job is starring in dwarf porn, she got interested and they hosed in the disabled toilet, the husband caught them and is now getting a divorce, and Dwarf LVG summed it up at the end by saying "I'm single so I've done nothing wrong. If he can't satisfy his wife that's his problem."

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

blue footed boobie posted:

Does someone have the whole article of the Louis Van Gaal sex dwarf? The first part couldn't be any better.

That is the whole article, have you never seen the Sunday Sport before

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

The Big Taff Man posted:

That is the whole article, have you never seen the Sunday Sport before

I have not.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
it's a spoof tabloid.

i still like to believe the chimney shitter story though

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

8raz posted:

it's a spoof tabloid.

i still like to believe the chimney shitter story though

I figured, but I was very invested in that article and I'm very disappointed that they didn't add in the sex dwarf's take on all this.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

blue footed boobie posted:

I figured, but I was very invested in that article and I'm very disappointed that they didn't add in the sex dwarf's take on all this.
they did

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

8raz posted:

they did

Oh yeah I just kinda stopped reading at the end there.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

blue footed boobie posted:

I figured, but I was very invested in that article and I'm very disappointed that they didn't add in the sex dwarf's take on all this.

why would kwagga care about this

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
"If he's big enough to shag someone else's wife he's big enough to take a slap"

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/ianprior/status/694227252859531264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gXK3uPAec

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Tel's got a half decent voice you know.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Ronaldo cameo confirmed

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Speaking of former United forwards with a great first touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BjCcBjEx9E

Found this in my porn collection :D

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Lovely one-touch play from Leicester

https://streamable.com/bkly

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheBigAristotle posted:

Lovely one-touch play from Leicester

https://streamable.com/bkly

It really is amazing how little jizz the press are spending on Ranieri. Regardless of what happens in their season it's safe to say at this point he's done a loving amazing job and they're a joy to watch, win lose or draw.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
A shame about the finish, but on the subject of first touches:

https://streamable.com/lgek

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I used to not like him. I still do but I used to too.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


lmao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

incredible jeff

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

:allears:

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Lol

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Barca player looks like a lip ring

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://streamable.com/updn

:shittypop:

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
i could do that

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Keeper kits sure were crazy back then

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


I think he's going to be worth the ridiculous amount Barca paid him. If he does leave it will be for even more.

gently caress having to defend against those three.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Neymar is incredible but his dad is a piece of poo poo so I won't be surprised if he leaves

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