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The Friendzoner vs. The Nice Guy. It explains everything. http://imgur.com/gallery/RmAjE
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Dusty Lens posted:This shitposting would be without redemption if it weren't for the people scouring every post looking for things that offend them. Lol I almost forgot that cig reads this thread Hopefully they've found the recipes delightful
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Feb 4, 2016 00:06
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:for real this guys posts are terrible and annoyingly consistent Brazil peanut is by far the worst poster in the thread, including seraph, Karl and the weird alaskan obsessed with peripherals
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Feb 4, 2016 00:06
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I'm going to be reported for harassment because I responded to someone's response about me saying their paranoia is dumb.  https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/43wx9b/cig_pulling_account_funds_from_backers_to_pay_for/czmpypx
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Feb 4, 2016 00:08
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Romes128 posted:Lol I almost forgot that cig reads this thread I think the best way to draw more CIG employees into the thread is to post more highly polarized opinions on alcohol.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:09
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Kakarot posted:got same letter That's spooky as hell.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:09
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fuzzknot posted:It's not limited to that necessarily. Bootcha and I argued about it because he was making the same point Fuzzy Modem made: "Well, she was always nice to me." I said "Well YEAH; she was taking your money!" The other part, of course, was "Plus you're a guy, so you're not a threat to her sexist reign as queen bee and/or she thinks she can get away with poo poo because she's female." He didn't want to believe me even after I cited examples of being on the receiving end of mistreatment from other women in my own life. He had to hear it straight from people who had personally been mistreated by her. All friendships can work like that. All working relationships can work like that. People treat each other differently for sometimes weird reasons. I cut out all the confusion by sleeping with the vending machine.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:09
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fuzzknot posted:The Friendzoner vs. The Nice Guy. It explains everything. I never understood this mentality. It's basically the adult version of "BUT I WAAANNNTT IT!" There are over 3.6 billion women in the world. You can't conceivably hit on them all in your lifetime, but you should at least make a good showing. Make your move, she's not interested, move on instantly. Gotta keep on movin' on. The moral of the story is this: White-Knighting Sandi is like putting a bulletproof vest on Charles Manson. Pretty sure someone out there needs, and deserves, it more.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:10
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Rhubarb94 posted:I cut out all the confusion by sleeping with the vending machine. Keep it away from derek smart then
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Romes128 posted:Keep it away from derek smart then That's the best time they are vulnerable and needy after a good Dereking.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:13
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fuzzknot posted:The Friendzoner vs. The Nice Guy. It explains everything. owns
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Feb 4, 2016 00:14
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i remember being 11 or 12 and IM SUCH A NICE GUY WHY WONT GIRLS GIVE ME A CHANCE and then i grew up and I was able to have a girlfriend because I didn't blame all my failures on the fact that I was just such a nice guy
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Feb 4, 2016 00:15
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Rhubarb94 posted:I cut out all the confusion by sleeping with the vending machine. As long as it's not dispensing razor blades at the time, you should be fine. Congrats on beating the system. Scruffpuff posted:I never understood this mentality. It's basically the adult version of "BUT I WAAANNNTT IT!" There are over 3.6 billion women in the world. You can't conceivably hit on them all in your lifetime, but you should at least make a good showing. Make your move, she's not interested, move on instantly. Gotta keep on movin' on. This. So much this. Don't do poo poo that's not good for you and/or makes you seem pathetic or like a creep.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:15
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when I was 12 I totally would have carried a printer in the hot loving sun to a girls house
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Feb 4, 2016 00:16
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Scruffpuff posted:I never understood this mentality. It's basically the adult version of "BUT I WAAANNNTT IT!" There are over 3.6 billion women in the world. You can't conceivably hit on them all in your lifetime, but you should at least make a good showing. Make your move, she's not interested, move on instantly. Gotta keep on movin' on. lol if you don't mope because a girl isn't interested in you how will she ever feel bad and give you a pity date, did you ever think about that
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Feb 4, 2016 00:17
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Eonwe posted:when I was 12 I totally would have carried a printer in the hot loving sun to a girls house I don't think I could have even lifted a printer when I was 12, so I'm glad no guys asked me to carry their printers for them. But it would have been nice if one had at least asked. 
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Feb 4, 2016 00:17
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fuzzknot posted:I don't think I could have even lifted a printer when I was 12, so I'm glad no guys asked me to carry their printers for them. you just weren't willing to get friendzoned enough then
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Feb 4, 2016 00:18
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fuzzknot posted:This. So much this. Don't do poo poo that's not good for you and/or makes you seem pathetic or like a creep. That said, it is firmly and irrevocably my wife's job to kill the spiders. I'm not ashamed.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:18
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Google Butt posted:Brazil peanut is by far the worst poster in the thread, including seraph, Karl and the weird alaskan obsessed with peripherals Weird Alaskan is redundant. I lived there for six years. 95% of the people there were already weird, and the 5% that weren't become weirdos within a couple years. To a poor Alaskan shut in with a touch of the 'tism, the six one paragraph emails and 7 minutes of RSI chat room interaction probably makes Sandi into this poor sad bastards literal best friend.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:18
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Scruffpuff posted:That said, it is firmly and irrevocably my wife's job to kill the spiders. I'm not ashamed. same but clean up cat puke
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Feb 4, 2016 00:18
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btw tomorrow through saturday ill be in vegas so ill only be able to very rarely check in on you guys
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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today was REALLY busy and i didnt get to post and that makes me sad
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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fuzzknot posted:As long as it's not dispensing razor blades at the time, you should be fine. Congrats on beating the system. I'm not into stimpire vending machines, that's just too weird.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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Eonwe posted:you just weren't willing to get friendzoned enough then It's true. Girls don't like guys who don't have as much balls as they do. Scruffpuff posted:That said, it is firmly and irrevocably my wife's job to kill the spiders. I'm not ashamed. It's cool. Karl is the metaphorical spider in my relationship with Bootcha. It is my job to be a bitch when need be.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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where'd the stimpire thing come from btw
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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Eonwe posted:btw tomorrow through saturday ill be in vegas so ill only be able to very rarely check in on you guys I'm gonna be in Vegas next month!
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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Eonwe posted:i remember being 11 or 12 and IM SUCH A NICE GUY WHY WONT GIRLS GIVE ME A CHANCE and then i grew up and I was able to have a girlfriend because I didn't blame all my failures on the fact that I was just such a nice guy It's very simple, when you're in puberty you're either lonely or horny or both, and the fact that people don't seem to like you very much is very personal. So either you hate yourself or you self aggrandize (I'm awesome and it's because they're all stupid that I'm single!) or both in order to cope with it. Or like, you learn to like yourself and stop caring that you're single, which is what most people do.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:19
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go gently caress yourself, Karl
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This seems like a good time to name drop the wulge.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:20
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Mendrian posted:It's very simple, when you're in puberty you're either lonely or horny or both, and the fact that people don't seem to like you very much is very personal. So either you hate yourself or you self aggrandize (I'm awesome and it's because they're all stupid that I'm single!) or both in order to cope with it. Or like, you learn to like yourself and stop caring that you're single, which is what most people do. yeah I guess it isn't as embarrassing as I thought to be like that when you are that young, because you are learning its when you are an adult and you still think like that that actually makes me feel less weird, thank you!
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Feb 4, 2016 00:20
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Rhubarb94 posted:I'm not into stimpire vending machines, that's just too weird. DON'T KINK SHAME.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:21
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Dusty Lens posted:This seems like a good time to name drop the wulge. can you believe there is literally someone like that who exists, I feel like if there was a video game version of the Onion, and I read about the Wulge I'd say they were trying too hard
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Feb 4, 2016 00:21
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I feel this thread has been very helpful in teaching people relationship and financial advice.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:22
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Peroxide Cowboy posted:I feel this thread has been very helpful in teaching people relationship and financial advice. dont buy jpegs
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Feb 4, 2016 00:24
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Peroxide Cowboy posted:I feel this thread has been very helpful in teaching people relationship and financial advice. Star Citizen: Our Failure Is Your Gain
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Feb 4, 2016 00:24
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Dusty Lens posted:I think the best way to draw more CIG employees into the thread is to post more highly polarized opinions on alcohol. I like cheap whiskey.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:24
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Fuzzy Modem posted:They weren't born. They were grown (at an accelerated rate.) I am a few pages behind but, yeah, I nailed it (I just had to think about the most boring unimaginative BS answer, that's the secret).
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Feb 4, 2016 00:24
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has anyone said star shitizen yet
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Feb 4, 2016 00:25
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Eonwe posted:btw tomorrow through saturday ill be in vegas so ill only be able to very rarely check in on you guys Go to Craftsteak. Do not go to the strip club I went to. Do take all the titty cards they hand out on the street, and surreptitiously insert them into other people's luggage, or leave them lying around their houses after you get back.
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Eonwe posted:has anyone said star shitizen yet i think im the first
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