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FrankieGoes posted:Go to Craftsteak. Do not go to the strip club I went to. Do take all the titty cards they hand out on the street, and surreptitiously insert them into other people's luggage, or leave them lying around their houses after you get back. Iwill look up Craftsteak, and I do take all the titty cards and have a collection of them I will have them hidden throughout my house for a while
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Eonwe posted:where'd the stimpire thing come from btw you dont know?!
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Kakarot posted:you dont know?! i do not actually
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Peroxide Cowboy posted:I feel this thread has been very helpful in teaching people relationship and financial advice. Primarily in what not to do. Speaking of which, Bootcha is getting ready to attempt to cook rice by himself, and I'm still at work and may not arrive in time to avert disaster, so if I never post again, you'll know what happened. 
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Kakarot posted:you dont know?! Where did the stimpire thing come from? I wanna know too.
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Scruffpuff posted:I"m breaking my brain trying to figure out the stupid thing CIG is doing that EightAce hinted at. Making the exercise particularly grueling is that where Chris Roberts is concerned, no idea is too dumb, so nothing I come up with can be ruled out. IIRC, I think this was asked a few weeks ago and the response was "not in the near future." So knowing that whatever it is will be so dumb that it is unfathomable, I'm going to come up my serious guess. My guess is that if the shopping mechanics are in...we will in fact have vending machines that operate and dispenses food. The animation will be very long.
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Scruffpuff posted:I never understood this mentality. It's basically the adult version of "BUT I WAAANNNTT IT!" There are over 3.6 billion women in the world. You can't conceivably hit on them all in your lifetime, but you should at least make a good showing. Make your move, she's not interested, move on instantly. Gotta keep on movin' on. I always thought the reason that either sex hated being put in the friendzone is that is that being as a relationship is basically being friends + intimacy and you're already friends. One person is telling the other they find them too repulsive to be intimate with... Makes you think...
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Kakarot posted:Someone induct these guys into the Stimpire I'm not afraid.
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Eonwe posted:Iwill look up Craftsteak, and I do take all the titty cards and have a collection of them There is a titty card inside my car door. It was tucked beside the glass and fell down when I opened the window. I hope one day it gives some mechanic a chuckle. If I ever get it out I'll post it to you to add to your collection.
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Kakarot posted:Someone induct these guys into the Stimpire I barely remember the original Stimpire fanfiction plugworld Dune Harkonnen ripoff thing. But it makes me sad that there's no game in which the legend can continue.
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alphabettitouretti posted:There is a titty card inside my car door. It was tucked beside the glass and fell down when I opened the window. I hope one day it gives some mechanic a chuckle. If I ever get it out I'll post it to you to add to your collection. thank you, last time I went I put a bunch of them inside my sister-in-law's bag
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Kakarot posted:Someone induct these guys into the Stimpire Let me find the jumper cables, pliers, various saws and clamps.
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Can't see the context cuz its concierge, but I'm posting it anyway in case you enjoy Huckaby-Speak as much as I do. Its about unmelt tokens obvs
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Colostomy Bag posted:Let me find the jumper cables, pliers, various saws and clamps. Don't forget the electricity, and don't skimp with just any old bullshit electricity, get the worst electricity.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I know it's frustrating, but you would understand if you knew what I do. Trust me on this: this next one will be glorious. ITT: we're all Derek Smart alts.
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Wrecked Angle posted:Is this the stimpire? I don't remember seeing that episode on Nickelodeon. But maybe it aired after a particularly scary Are you Afraid of the Dark.
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Hello we here at CIG believe its really important that when you've made a decision you stick with it, you see[cont]
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Kakarot posted:Someone induct these guys into the Stimpire In my infinite wisdom I didn't save the Stimpire OP. That doesn't stop it from haunting my dreams though. Also, since I'm posting this on mobile, now "Stimpire" is saved in my phone's dictionary. This thread really is a rollercoaster of soaring highs and abyssal lows.
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mrking posted:He has said multiple times that he doesn't want the game to be pay-to-win It's already pay to win though. Are there in game items purchased via real money? Do they confer an advantage? If both of these are "yes" then it's pay to win and now it's just down to how much pay to win it is.
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Peroxide Cowboy posted:I'm not afraid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA
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Beet Wagon posted:In my infinite wisdom I didn't save the Stimpire OP. That doesn't stop it from haunting my dreams though. Someday the word "Stimpire" will be modern lexicon and added to the Oxford dictionary.
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To find the Stimpire, you only need to look... in your ~Heart~...
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What's the TL;DR on the Stimpire? In my headcanon it's like Bismarck-era Germany except lewd and scandalous sex acts are mandatory and citizens must be stimulated 24/7
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Unfunny Poster posted:I'm seriously in shock that a method CIG knew about, were OK with people using, and even for a time approved of it, and then didn't take action against when they felt it was something to distance away from over two years ago is being cited as why that guy owes them $500 because someone else got a refund/charge back. Collective punishment down to the third generation is expected and route at Cloud Stimperium Games
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Can't see the context cuz its concierge, but I'm posting it anyway in case you enjoy Huckaby-Speak as much as I do. Its about unmelt tokens obvs A tenant we hope you'll find
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Justin Tyme posted:What's the TL;DR on the Stimpire? In my headcanon it's like Bismark-era Germany except lewd and scandalous sex acts are mandatory and citizens must be stimulated 24/7 I think this is all that is left of that fateful lexicon. It's not good. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Basically just a bunch of torture porn and a lot of borrowed concepts. As memory serves. Our stimpire is better.
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alphabettitouretti posted:We're an organisation that's been funded to the tune of more than $100m+ watch us chase someone over a few hundred bucks because we need to recoup the cost of some pixels. It's the gently caress you pay me model of customer service.
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Dusty Lens posted:I think this is all that is left of that fateful lexicon. I read over this like three times and still can't stop laughing. I think I like the Stimpire better as a place where horses are replaced by a couple of gimps tied together and they have torture racks instead of beds and whatnot rather than..... whatever that is
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Dusty Lens posted:I think this is all that is left of that fateful lexicon. 
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Colostomy Bag posted:My guess is that if the shopping mechanics are in...we will in fact have vending machines that operate and dispenses food. The animation will be very long. I'm guessing a fully-functional ingame cash shop for clothes and cosmetic items. It has just the right ring of pointlessness and cash-grab to it.
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Dusty Lens posted:I think this is all that is left of that fateful lexicon. 
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Colostomy Bag posted:IIRC, I think this was asked a few weeks ago and the response was "not in the near future." Tie credit card to game to purchase space cola with real money, to support development.
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AugmentedVision posted:Did fuzzy reveal where he met Sandi yet Lieutenant Barclay is currently in holodeck five.
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