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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


blunt for century posted:

What's wrong with moose meat? I've never had it, but I assumed it would be similar to deer meat, which is delicious.

It's got this strange odour about it that I'm not fond of. A while back, my boyfriend's boss hunted one down so we had some in our fridge and I thought it smelled like cat food.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




blunt for century posted:

What's wrong with moose meat? I've never had it, but I assumed it would be similar to deer meat, which is delicious.

I like it. *shrug* I had it on pizza in Finland. Closer to horse meat than deer.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Everything is horse meat in Europe.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

cash crab posted:

It's got this strange odour about it that I'm not fond of. A while back, my boyfriend's boss hunted one down so we had some in our fridge and I thought it smelled like cat food.

I'd wonder if it was stored properly after killing and stripping.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I've heard of moose being talked down because it has a musk or fragrance to it, but that's been more in the vein of like goat or horse meat. Like cat food screams undue spoilage.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

It's got this strange odour about it that I'm not fond of. A while back, my boyfriend's boss hunted one down so we had some in our fridge and I thought it smelled like cat food.

I get the same feeling towards Kangaroo meat. Smells awful, looks awful if it doesn't have every single last bit of fat removed, reminds me of my dogs food.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

The UK doesn't even have real jelly though, they just get jam and gelatin desserts.

Pomp posted:

Pb&p doesn't have the same ring to it

American - normal
Jelly = jam
Jello = jelly
Marmalade = marmalade

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
In America, Jelly and Jam are not the same thing (though they are similar).

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/08/difference-between-jam-jelly-compote-conserve-apple-butter-preserves-types.html

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Jelly is basically transparent and totally smooth, jam has some fibers and seeds maybe, preserves is like whole fruit, and marmalade has rind. They're not the same thing at all.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wasabi the J posted:

I'd wonder if it was stored properly after killing and stripping.

Yeah, it was sort of part of why the whole thing was funny. He immediately stored it in the freezer at work and the health inspector showed up that day. I mean, it's Canada, but it's still a bit iffy to have moose meat laying around the freezers. It's just a little strong for me, personally, but I'm not much of a meat eater to begin with, so...

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

I love the comedic amounts of jam on those slices of toast. I know food photography does not equal real food but I'm imagining a crazed wide eyed photographer yelling at his staff "MORE, MORE, MORE JAM!" while cackling like a maniac.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gridlocked posted:

I get the same feeling towards Kangaroo meat. Smells awful, looks awful if it doesn't have every single last bit of fat removed, reminds me of my dogs food.

Kangaroo can have a smell and taste that I've heard described as "gamey", but it's really inconsistent. Sometimes it's not present at all and sometimes it's really strong, mostly it's somewhere in between.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

If jagged shards aren't cutting open your cheeks with every meal, are you really eating?

If deadly smog isn't slowly killing you, are you really living?

You can use this with anything chinese.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

blunt for century posted:

What's wrong with moose meat? I've never had it, but I assumed it would be similar to deer meat, which is delicious.

Nothing. It's very good actually.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

But you gotta be gentle with it.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

zedprime posted:

I've heard of moose being talked down because it has a musk or fragrance to it, but that's been more in the vein of like goat or horse meat. Like cat food screams undue spoilage.

Moose smells terrible when you're cleaning the animal, but the meat itself is pretty darn good.

I wouldn't eat a rare steak made of it, but it's great for jerky, stews, roasts, etc. Bear is similar but much, much fattier.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
These all sound like animals that should be turned in jerky. Game meat jerky is the best.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

mostlygray posted:

Moose smells terrible when you're cleaning the animal, but the meat itself is pretty darn good.

I wouldn't eat a rare steak made of it, but it's great for jerky, stews, roasts, etc. Bear is similar but much, much fattier.

Also Moose that have mainly been eating in swampy areas always seem to taste 'gamier' to me, than ones that have been feeding mainly in woods and meadows.

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004
I used to work for a guy that was an avid hunter, and he would go hunting everything he could get a tag for, including bear. As part of my yearly bonus, he would give me a bunch of elk, deer, salmon, and bear meat or whatever it was he caught.

I loved the elk, salmon, and deer, but the bear one year was amazingly good. When I spoke to my boss about it, he said it had been pigging out on berries and whatnot. That explained why the meat had a slight berry undertaste to it. It really was good. He gave me the same thing the next year, but the bear meat wasn't as good. I asked my boss if this bear was found like the other one, and he told me that this time he caught the bear in a swampy area and it had probably been eating things like frogs,fish, and various plants out there.

Overall, I preferred the bear that ate the berries. It was some of the best game I ever had.

I HATED that job, but I do miss getting all that free game for my freezer. It was so nice to get enough to fill my freezer for a few months for free :)

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pleased to see the Narnia books have not steered me wrong w.r.t. eating bears.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I mentioned way back I would eat cricket protein if it was cheaper. Sadly I didn't find it cheap, but I tried this little bar today, $3.50 though, which is outrageous.



It was actually pretty tasty. It had a slight metallic/acidic aftertaste that was very similar to the taste of ants. (my cousin and I ate ants when I was like 8 for some reason and I'll never forget that taste) Overall pretty good though and I would eat them all the time if they were $1 instead of $3.50...

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
I worked at a butcher shop once and people brought whole deer in all the time for us to process. Walking into the cooler and seeing a mountain of disemboweled deer, looking like a wall from a level of Doom? gently caress that, I don't eat deer.






pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
My dad inadvertently poached a bear once, so we ended up with a lot of bear meat. I was little but my memory of the taste is like "strong beef and bad fish" and other people's memories concur that it was pretty foul.

We were really poor at the time so we ate most of it anyway. Or at least tried to. The neighbor's guard dog got a lot of leftovers that nobody could bring themselves to eat again.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Tony Bologna posted:

I worked at a butcher shop once and people brought whole deer in all the time for us to process. Walking into the cooler and seeing a mountain of disemboweled deer, looking like a wall from a level of Doom? gently caress that, I don't eat deer.

venison loving rules

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I have a bear roast in my freezer and I am searching for the perfect recipe. I now am really hoping that it was a meadows-and-berries type. It came from the bear my grandpa got two years ago but I can't ask him because he died (not from being mauled by the bear)

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Why would you work at a butcher shop if you're not comfortable with looking at unprocessed raw meat

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

titties posted:

I have a bear roast in my freezer and I am searching for the perfect recipe. I now am really hoping that it was a meadows-and-berries type. It came from the bear my grandpa got two years ago but I can't ask him because he died (not from being mauled by the bear)

If someone's already eaten some of this bear and hasn't told you it tastes awful, it's probably fine.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

AnonSpore posted:

Why would you work at a butcher shop if you're not comfortable with looking at unprocessed raw meat

There's a difference between "raw deli meat" and "disemboweled corpses"

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


OctoberBlues posted:

I mentioned way back I would eat cricket protein if it was cheaper. Sadly I didn't find it cheap, but I tried this little bar today, $3.50 though, which is outrageous.



It was actually pretty tasty. It had a slight metallic/acidic aftertaste that was very similar to the taste of ants. (my cousin and I ate ants when I was like 8 for some reason and I'll never forget that taste) Overall pretty good though and I would eat them all the time if they were $1 instead of $3.50...

Hey! I am too poor to justify buying these but I'm stoked to hear they're tasty. Thanks for the review!

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

chitoryu12 posted:

There's a difference between "raw deli meat" and "disemboweled corpses"

Typically the butcher breaks down the disemboweled corpses into nice tidy cuts of meat. In a more rural or specialized location they may be doing the disemboweling and possibly slaughter.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Anti-Food Porn Thread: MEAT

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

OctoberBlues posted:

I mentioned way back I would eat cricket protein if it was cheaper. Sadly I didn't find it cheap, but I tried this little bar today, $3.50 though, which is outrageous.



It was actually pretty tasty. It had a slight metallic/acidic aftertaste that was very similar to the taste of ants. (my cousin and I ate ants when I was like 8 for some reason and I'll never forget that taste) Overall pretty good though and I would eat them all the time if they were $1 instead of $3.50...

Weird. I hate that formic aftertaste from ants, but never got that from cooked whole crickets. Wonder how they process them for cricket powder.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dienes posted:

Weird. I hate that formic aftertaste from ants, but never got that from cooked whole crickets. Wonder how they process them for cricket powder.

As far as I can tell they just grind up whole dried crickets to make cricket flour - it's entirely possible the aftertaste was just in my head too, knowing how kooky brains can be.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

pienipple posted:

My dad inadvertently poached a bear once, so we ended up with a lot of bear meat. I was little but my memory of the taste is like "strong beef and bad fish" and other people's memories concur that it was pretty foul.

We were really poor at the time so we ate most of it anyway. Or at least tried to. The neighbor's guard dog got a lot of leftovers that nobody could bring themselves to eat again.

What was it like growing up in Russia in the 1800s?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

cash crab posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: MEAT

There is no food item that gets to me more than meat tainted in any way.



[in Arnold voice] eet's naught a tumah!

except it is

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


EorayMel posted:

There is no food item that gets to me more than meat tainted in any way.



[in Arnold voice] eet's naught a tumah!

except it is

WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT PUS OH GOD

Also kangaroo and elk rock, deer tastes like gamey poo poo, and game birds are totally meant for enchiladas and quesidillas. Yum.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

pienipple posted:

My dad inadvertently poached a bear once

you're going to need to provide backstory to this

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: MEAT

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gamma Nerd posted:

you're going to need to provide backstory to this

he just came home and cracked open a bear

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pomp posted:

he just came home and cracked open a bear

Imagining the "man-hands" episode of Seinfeld but with a full grown bear instead of a lobster

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