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Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Fashionable Jorts posted:

That's not anxiety. That's being a goddamn child. If you're that much of an emotional wreck all the time, maybe instead of getting your momgirlfriend to do everything for you, see a loving therapist and fill your body with drugs.

You know that anxiety isn't just feeling kind of worried right? It's an actual disorder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalized_anxiety_disorder

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Puppy Time posted:

Yup, us anxiety sufferers need a caretaker to do poo poo for us. It's just outside our ability to develop coping skills to learn to be functional adults who can use a telephone or go on our own to new places.

If you develop coping skills you will realize you can do better than a tumblr enabler.

Edit:

Dr_Amazing posted:

You know that anxiety isn't just feeling kind of worried right? It's an actual disorder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalized_anxiety_disorder

You know responding like that person suggests is contraindicated in treating that disorder, right?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
I don't get the food one. I mean, I am an anxiety-ridden fool with the meds to prove it, but I can't say I've ever had trouble ordering my own drat food.

If it's about being anxious that you won't like it or paralyzed with indecision,. wouldn't you just fall into a pattern of ordering the same thing everywhere rather than let your significant other control what you eat like a creep?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Dr_Amazing posted:

You know that anxiety isn't just feeling kind of worried right? It's an actual disorder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalized_anxiety_disorder

Yes, I am well aware of anxiety since I used to be crippled by it when I was a teenager. That list of steps to take is not a way to help, but a way to coddle someone who wants to use it as an excuse instead of getting better.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The funniest part of the latest LoB "character" (for want of a better word) is that now there is a lesbian couple in Gunnerkrigg Court. Kat has been seeing Paz (I think: The eastern-European girl) for a few months now as they bond over Kat's biotech breakthroughs.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Parasol Prophet posted:

I don't get the food one. I mean, I am an anxiety-ridden fool with the meds to prove it, but I can't say I've ever had trouble ordering my own drat food.

If it's about being anxious that you won't like it or paralyzed with indecision,. wouldn't you just fall into a pattern of ordering the same thing everywhere rather than let your significant other control what you eat like a creep?

I think it's asking someone for something. You can go into almost any store, pick out what you want, pay, and leave without saying a word except for restaurants. And who knows, maybe they'll ask you what side you want or how you want your meat cooked and holyshittheybroughedietcokeinsteadofregulardotheythinkimfat.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Parasol Prophet posted:

I don't get the food one. I mean, I am an anxiety-ridden fool with the meds to prove it, but I can't say I've ever had trouble ordering my own drat food.

If it's about being anxious that you won't like it or paralyzed with indecision,. wouldn't you just fall into a pattern of ordering the same thing everywhere rather than let your significant other control what you eat like a creep?

I prefer having someone else do the ordering (or just doing it online) because it involves talking on the phone, which combines all the regular terror of social interaction with a lack of nonverbal cues and sometimes difficulty making things out properly. These are, at least to my lovely, lovely brain, on par with sticking my hand in a bag full of spiders in terms of things to fear, so it makes normal interaction difficult, since I'm having to suppress the adrenaline coming from my brain insisting that we're about to get killed. (I am currently procrastinating on some phone calls for this reason.)

Unless they mean doing the ordering in person as well, which... I guess could also be a social anxiety thing, but I've never really had it, and I don't know anyone who does.

Either way, it's just a terrible idea to refuse to even try doing it yourself, since you're just encouraging the broken bits.

ETA: I think ^^^ has it. I forgot about how terrifying it is to ask for waitstaff to fix an error, since, y'know, OBVIOUSLY they are personally invested in the food delivery and will be immediately upset.

Basically my broken brain assumes that reality functions like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZaqZaRe78

Puppy Time has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Feb 3, 2016

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Dr_Amazing posted:

You know that anxiety isn't just feeling kind of worried right? It's an actual disorder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalized_anxiety_disorder

The things on that Tumblr list have nothing to do with having real anxiety.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Thin Privilege posted:

The things on that Tumblr list have nothing to do with having real anxiety.

Nah, man, it's pretty accurate on a few of them, at least in terms of "I feel the urge to do this poo poo but I don't because I recognize it's my mental illness."

Unless you're talking like major level "can't function in society" anxiety.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Will you lookie there - the lying criminal beat the 4th stooge in the Iowa Democrat caucas. It's like watching a 3 ring circus.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Sweaty palms is a deal breaker, so is "yes, it's 4:30."

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


When my husband pointed out to my dad that that was Abraham Lincoln's bible (the red one) and MLK Jr's (the black one), my dad deleted his comment. :911:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I'm not sure I follow. Abolish the taxman, elect the literal definition of the 1%?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

BioEnchanted posted:

The funniest part of the latest LoB "character" (for want of a better word) is that now there is a lesbian couple in Gunnerkrigg Court. Kat has been seeing Paz (I think: The eastern-European girl) for a few months now as they bond over Kat's biotech breakthroughs.
Welll, that was a goon of our very own, so if you wanna try and find someone that remembers details of goon drama, you can tell them that.

It's also old as gently caress, so there's that.

WillOfTheGods
May 30, 2011

trapped mouse posted:



Caring for your introvert anxious partner is a difficult but rewarding task. Such rewards are

Yeah at least half of this is pretty accurate to my experience with anxiety. The part the doesn't ring true is "Dating someone with anxiety", as if I could date someone when making a simple phone call makes me sweat. (Yes I'm in therapy + on meds.)

subpar anachronism posted:


When my husband pointed out to my dad that that was Abraham Lincoln's bible (the red one) and MLK Jr's (the black one), my dad deleted his comment. :911:

Is there anything Obama could do that wouldn't bring accusations of him being a Muslim? I think if he ordered the nuking of Mecca someone on Freep would still be crying "TAQIYYA!!!"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


WillOfTheGods posted:

Yeah at least half of this is pretty accurate to my experience with anxiety. The part the doesn't ring true is "Dating someone with anxiety", as if I could date someone when making a simple phone call makes me sweat. (Yes I'm in therapy + on meds.)


Is there anything Obama could do that wouldn't bring accusations of him being a Muslim? I think if he ordered the nuking of Mecca someone on Freep would still be crying "TAQIYYA!!!"

Well, you see, the most extreme Muslims destroy monuments, so Obama is just revealing his extremist Muslim ISIS Daesh ways!

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I like LoB's posts because I always imagine it as if there were two people having a conversation about some random topic and then this other dude just walks up to them and starts going off on some long rant about minorities. Even though it's a really simple gimmick, I find something about the "reply to someone's quote with an unrelated racist diatribe" format really funny.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Ytlaya posted:

I like LoB's posts because I always imagine it as if there were two people having a conversation about some random topic and then this other dude just walks up to them and starts going off on some long rant about minorities. Even though it's a really simple gimmick, I find something about the "reply to someone's quote with an unrelated racist diatribe" format really funny.

That's how facebook already works so it's all good with me. I've lost count of how many times someone has gone off the deep end in a completely unrelated thread.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, you see, the most extreme Muslims destroy monuments, so Obama is just revealing his extremist Muslim ISIS Daesh ways!

Those accusations of Obummer being a secret Muslim have me stumped (well, not really). So what if he is a Muslim? :confused:
Are you saying you wouldn't vote for someone based on their religion? Are you saying Muslims are not fit to be Americans? Leaders? Presidents?

What are these people trying to say?

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Do these people that say Trump is good with business not remember when he went bankrupt like 3 or 4 days back in the day? His daddy was the one that bailed him out all those times no?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

TotalLossBrain posted:

Those accusations of Obummer being a secret Muslim have me stumped (well, not really). So what if he is a Muslim? :confused:
Are you saying you wouldn't vote for someone based on their religion? Are you saying Muslims are not fit to be Americans? Leaders? Presidents?

What are these people trying to say?

"Socialism and Judaism are different expressions of the same movement." US War Dept, 1919

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Ytlaya posted:

I like LoB's posts because I always imagine it as if there were two people having a conversation about some random topic and then this other dude just walks up to them and starts going off on some long rant about minorities. Even though it's a really simple gimmick, I find something about the "reply to someone's quote with an unrelated racist diatribe" format really funny.

same, but I just imagine that instead of a racist rant it's more like his head bursting into a whisk of wildly flailing tentacles as screeching emits from somewhere beneath, by vocal organs unknown to human anatomy

and then it zips back up into a human face again and he walks off. "oh yeah, that's Babylon. he's friendly in his own way"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TotalLossBrain posted:

Those accusations of Obummer being a secret Muslim have me stumped (well, not really). So what if he is a Muslim? :confused:
Are you saying you wouldn't vote for someone based on their religion? Are you saying Muslims are not fit to be Americans? Leaders? Presidents?

What are these people trying to say?

That's exactly what they're trying to say.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

subpar anachronism posted:

MLK Jr (the black one)

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Do these people that say Trump is good with business not remember when he went bankrupt like 3 or 4 days back in the day? His daddy was the one that bailed him out all those times no?
Trump did not go bankrupt personally, but several of his businesses have. He talks at length about how he abused the system to come out ahead in those instances (somewhat dubious claim since he's generally a blowhard, but not impossible), while conveniently making no mention of anyone else impacted by his inability to sustain the businesses.

So if Trump runs this country into the ground, don't worry! He'll be fine.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

TotalLossBrain posted:

Those accusations of Obummer being a secret Muslim have me stumped (well, not really). So what if he is a Muslim? :confused:
Are you saying you wouldn't vote for someone based on their religion? Are you saying Muslims are not fit to be Americans? Leaders? Presidents?

What are these people trying to say?

Sharia law is incompatible with the constitution dontcha know.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

RagnarokAngel posted:

Sharia law is incompatible with the constitution dontcha know.

There is a large overlap between people that cry about Europe's Sharia districts where "police won't go" and the people that demand public executions, amputations for theft, eye for an eye type justice.
And I'm not just talking about the US, either. I see it a lot amongst relatives and former/old friends in Germany.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

TotalLossBrain posted:

There is a large overlap between people that cry about Europe's Sharia districts where "police won't go" and the people that demand public executions, amputations for theft, eye for an eye type justice.
And I'm not just talking about the US, either. I see it a lot amongst relatives and former/old friends in Germany.

Hey, my Bronze Age desert nomads' political solutions are better than your Iron Age desert nomads' political solutions!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

So basically don't date somebody with anxiety, got it

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Grey Fox posted:

Trump did not go bankrupt personally, but several of his businesses have. He talks at length about how he abused the system to come out ahead in those instances (somewhat dubious claim since he's generally a blowhard, but not impossible), while conveniently making no mention of anyone else impacted by his inability to sustain the businesses.

So if Trump runs this country into the ground, don't worry! He'll be fine.

I swear I remember seeing some old CBS or PBS documentary about him from before he got into politics where he admitted to actually being in relatively (for him) bad personal finances for a bit during his first major bankruptcy. Like actually having to stick to a budget, the horror.

Also about how his dad walked into one of his casinos, bought a few million in chips, then walked right back out without playing a game to try to "creatively" bail him out, once.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

This comment was good though


timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

Anxiety seems to be becoming the trendy affliction-du-jour lately. All of a sudden everyone has it and everyone's posting about it.

I'm looking forward to people posting about how they're anxious-calm and how special that is, like introverted extroverts.

Wow, I've recovered from severe anxiety and that list is pretty accurate. I don't think it's ideal to be dating if you're that bad.

How can anxiety be trendy? Ugh. It just makes you look bad. By being so shy you actually stand out more and make people wonder what's wrong with you. There's nothing cool about it.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Take that, rap! Frequencies were better back in my day!

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

timefly posted:

Wow, I've recovered from severe anxiety and that list is pretty accurate. I don't think it's ideal to be dating if you're that bad.

How can anxiety be trendy? Ugh. It just makes you look bad. By being so shy you actually stand out more and make people wonder what's wrong with you. There's nothing cool about it.

How did it become trendy? It gives people a way to absolve themselves of lovely personality traits and refuse to change.

"Well I have anxiety, I can't help it! You're the jerk for not tolerating my bad behavior." Well if you're literally incapable of helping it then you need to go get help. Seriously.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Ytlaya posted:

I like LoB's posts because I always imagine it as if there were two people having a conversation about some random topic and then this other dude just walks up to them and starts going off on some long rant about minorities. Even though it's a really simple gimmick, I find something about the "reply to someone's quote with an unrelated racist diatribe" format really funny.

While I do agree that LoB is great the internet does this already. The internet even has the original topic provider doing this.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

How did it become trendy? It gives people a way to absolve themselves of lovely personality traits and refuse to change.

"Well I have anxiety, I can't help it! You're the jerk for not tolerating my bad behavior." Well if you're literally incapable of helping it then you need to go get help. Seriously.

Well I would get help but therapists and doctors make me anxious.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

ToxicSlurpee posted:

How did it become trendy? It gives people a way to absolve themselves of lovely personality traits and refuse to change.

"Well I have anxiety, I can't help it! You're the jerk for not tolerating my bad behavior." Well if you're literally incapable of helping it then you need to go get help. Seriously.

Well now you can bring your dog everywhere you go. So that's cool and trendy.

A guy brought his anxiety service dog to the building cafeteria a few months ago. Nothing unusual there except it was a German Shepard, which is fine for a seeing eye dog but pretty big for an anxiety animal. What happens when your anxiety animal triggers someone else's anxiety? Who wins that trophy?

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I'll be honest I'm not exactly sure what "sharia law" entails. Does it radically infringe upon the rights of the citizen or something?

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Krispy Kareem posted:

Well now you can bring your dog everywhere you go. So that's cool and trendy.

A guy brought his anxiety service dog to the building cafeteria a few months ago. Nothing unusual there except it was a German Shepard, which is fine for a seeing eye dog but pretty big for an anxiety animal. What happens when your anxiety animal triggers someone else's anxiety? Who wins that trophy?

Most places can refuse service dogs like that but they don't because it makes them look like a jerk. I mentioned it in the food thread I think but a while back I was in a restaurant and they let a family bring their service pug in and walk all over the table they were sitting at. It didn't act very well trained so I kind of doubt it was a service animal.

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