Kim Dot Com is Kim Dot Fucked

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

mishaq posted:

nope

if i order someone over the phone to murder somebody in a county i've never been to id fully expect to be able to be tried for murder in that county

Hey, buddy, bad news. You're being extradited for murdering thousands of posts. lol

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:44

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:39

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey, buddy, bad news. You're being extradited for murdering thousands of posts. lol

lol

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:53

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey, buddy, bad news. You're being extradited for murdering thousands of posts. lol

# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey, buddy, bad news. You're being extradited for murdering thousands of posts. lol

# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:20

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

kim dot corn

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:25

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

idk why tacky rich nerds like fluevogs

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:30

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

qirex posted:

idk why tacky rich nerds like fluevogs

recalls a time where a man could make his own way and the blacks knew their place

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:35

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

I like fun things!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 02:47

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Hey, Fat rear end. Fat rear end! Talk to me boy! I know you're there I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.

Roosevelt posted:

i cannot fathom me, a lower-middle-class weakling nobody, having modest taste and making the occasional 3 figgie splurge, going to federal pound me in the rear end prison. i extremely cannot fathom going that path, coming from the excess kim built around himself

imagine the first three days of that ordeal

white collar people tend to do much better in prison than the average inmate, even when you control for facility type

turns out a bunch of the coping skills that benefit the comfortable middle class on the outside work just as well on the inside. they already know how to comply with arbitrary authority, navigate bureaucracy, keep their mouths shut, etc.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 05:30

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Prison Rape

# ? Jan 29, 2016 07:21

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

white collar people tend to do much better in prison than the average inmate, even when you control for facility type

turns out a bunch of the coping skills that benefit the comfortable middle class on the outside work just as well on the inside. they already know how to comply with arbitrary authority, navigate bureaucracy, keep their mouths shut, etc.

but someone might call him a cracker :ohdear:

# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:51

NObodiesGeek: Jun 14, 2003; I'm not shy, I just hate you.

I hear his prison name will be Kim's Dot Donged.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 09:33

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

epic girthery

# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:00

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

jony ive aces posted:

iirc this isn't really true

there was no publicly available indexing. i do vaguely remember there may have been a public search function early in the site's existence (or maybe that was another locker i forget) but for the last few years before it was shut down i remember having to rely on google searches for which was still stupidly easy (and the results would be via 3rd party forums where uploaders shared their links, there was no evidence of googlebot being given extra access lol)

obviously they did index it internally though and yeah the skype logs show that got abused a lot as kim and his lieutenants looked up various files and shared links with like an insider group of top uploaders or whatever, literally encouraging piracy

lol some dumb spergout I made about this 4 years ago came up in my facebook on-this-day crap. basically:

megaupload indictment: "not having search is actually a bad thing"

quote:

The content available from Megaupload.com is not searchable on the website, which allows the Mega Conspiracy to conceal the scope of its infringement.

ex.ua takedown: "having search is actually a bad thing"

quote:

In 2010, the RIAA reported Ex.ua to the Office of the US Trade Representative, branding it a �pirate haven.� Among other things the RIAA highlighted that users of the site could not only upload, but also search for files on the site.

free kim dot com, death to amerikkka

# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:21

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

jony ive aces posted:

free kim dot com, death to amerikkka

if you're an obese german weirdo whose entire lifestyle requires you fly under the radar maybe don't go on 60 minutes and say ha ha i'm so rich gently caress da police

# ? Feb 3, 2016 09:39

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

kim dot what a cool dude

# ? Feb 3, 2016 09:41

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

kim dot "committed suicide in his jail cell"

# ? Feb 3, 2016 17:18

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

kim dot bop dot gov

# ? Feb 3, 2016 17:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Bobby Digital posted:

kim dot bop dot gov

bill.cosby@zip.zop.zoobity.bop.gov

# ? Feb 3, 2016 18:31

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

e: nm it was in v bad taste.

even for the pos.

computer toucher fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 3, 2016

# ? Feb 3, 2016 18:37

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BONGHITZ posted:

fuckin bitch run right to the yellow journalists. kill all reporters.

rude

# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:31

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

face it blackula journalism died with the 20th century

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:19

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

kim dot com is very fat and chose to live in nz where echi lives

makes u think

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:24

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Sham bam bamina! posted:

face it blackula journalism died with the 20th century

i pay for an LA Times newspaper subscription and read it every day

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:27

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

i pay for an LA Times newspaper subscription and read it every day

same but nytimes

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:27

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

mishaq posted:

kim dot com is very fat and chose to live in nz where echi lives

makes u think

actually he chose to live int he north island wehere moo cow and barons lives

makes you reaslise

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:39

lampey: Mar 27, 2012

Bobby Digital posted:

kim dot bop dot gov

bop dot gov didnt sound real but it is

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:45

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

actually he chose to live int he north island wehere moo cow and barons lives

makes you reaslise

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:57

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

echinopsis posted:

actually he chose to live int he north island wehere moo cow and barons lives

makes you reaslise

Which is the island that doesn't suck?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:58

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Citizen Tayne posted:

Which is the island that doesn't suck?

staten?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 23:09

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Blackula69 posted:

rude

there is no good news

# ? Feb 3, 2016 23:27

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Citizen Tayne posted:

Which is the island that doesn't suck?

neither

# ? Feb 3, 2016 23:50

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Stymie posted:

water fluoridation is a triumph of industry using modern scientific consensus-manufacturing and government corruption to engage in large-scale industrial waste disposal that would be otherwise illegal

same as vaccines amirite

# ? Feb 4, 2016 08:29

chestnut santabag: Jul 3, 2006

Citizen Tayne posted:

Which is the island that doesn't suck?

# ? Feb 4, 2016 09:22

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

what makes it sucK? coz standard of living is lower? i guess I have to suffer with a lovely iphone but ive got a 4 bedroom at land a time off and kids and can drink beer and use a computer and like what else do you want jesus. the sky is the limit anywhere. wahts really important is how well slackers can do in life

# ? Feb 4, 2016 09:26

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

echinopsis posted:

what makes it sucK? coz standard of living is lower? i guess I have to suffer with a lovely iphone but ive got a 4 bedroom at land a time off and kids and can drink beer and use a computer and like what else do you want jesus. the sky is the limit anywhere. wahts really important is how well slackers can do in life

screw u non auckland dwelling house and land ahver :shakefist: