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Jacksonville (Ga.) mayor charged with impersonating an officer and trying to make a traffic stop while high on weed. He was arrested by the Telfair County sheriff, the county in which Jacksonville lies. Telfair is possibly the epitome of the backwards south. The cruiser was available for use as the town has had no officers for a month, since the chief and other officer (his wife) stole a newspaper box. So why did they steal it? WMAZ posted:The GBI reports the Brileys took a newspaper collection box to their home, where they used it as a well cover. RC and Moon Pie has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Feb 3, 2016 |
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RandomFerret posted:I thought they already had him in custody in Pennsylvania. 
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The Sun's front page today is terrific: Additionally, I always enjoy it when the Beeb can scarcely contain their disgust about the red tops' choices of leader (as seen at the end of this list): quote:The Daily Star, meanwhile, finds more pressing matters than Britain's future in Europe to concern itself with. Reality TV star Gemma Collins, who rose to fame in The Only Way is Essex, is to get her own prime-time show, the paper announces.
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The 99 million year old erection
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"oh I'll give them something to remember me by" 
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Lizard Wizard posted:...well. I wasn't expecting to learn about spider dicks this morning, but here we are. It's kind of funny but I empathize with the daddy longlegs because my penis also appears to be 99 million years old, is firmly encased in sticky solidified fluid, and is 0.2 cm
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titties posted:It's kind of funny but I empathize with the daddy longlegs because my penis also appears to be 99 million years old, is firmly encased in sticky solidified fluid, and is 0.2 cm Hell, same
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"If your erection lasts more than 99 million years, contact a paleontologist."
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Mushroom in one hand, microphone in the other. http://i.imgur.com/IRHW7nI.webm
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Say Nothing posted:Mushroom in one hand, microphone in the other. I love how the other guy just spends the whole time going "how long until he notices?"
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Agents are GO! posted:"If your erection lasts more than 99 million years, contact a paleontologist." "If your erection lasts longer than three geological periods, contact your entomologist."
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Marijuana in Space – NASA Discovers THC on Meteorite Fragment http://thehealthdisorder.com/marijuana-in-space-nasa-discovers-thc-on-meteorite-fragment/
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Wheat Loaf posted:Additionally, I always enjoy it when the Beeb can scarcely contain their disgust about the red tops' choices of leader (as seen at the end of this list): From the end of that article: "Fireman wins Milk Tray selection" - the Express on how a 39-year-old Liverpool firefighter beat off 20,000 hopefuls to become the new face of the Cadbury chocolate box Surely that deserves some sort of medal?
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BgRdMchne posted:Marijuana in Space – NASA Discovers THC on Meteorite Fragment
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BgRdMchne posted:Marijuana in Space – NASA Discovers THC on Meteorite Fragment Everyone knows the space weed is on Juniper.
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Oxyclean posted:Everyone knows the space weed is on Juniper. Moon cabbage 
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More a weirdly badass story than anything Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/02/wife_crashes_her_own_funeral_h.html
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Aesop Poprock posted:More a weirdly badass story than anything fake edit: Started this post thinking I was in the Schadenfreude thread, and now I'm just gonna keep it here. Bet those guys don't get work for a little while. Also, this part: quote:But her trials are not yet over. Rukundo told the ABC she's gotten backlash from Melbourne's Congolese community for reporting Kalala to the police. Someone left threatening messages for her, and she returned home one day to find her back door broken.
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mrkillboy posted:Duh, obviously. Pfft whatever, we all know they only used tablets.
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I think all Guardian opinion pieces fall into Poe's Law territory. What would that be called specifically? If you enjoy laughing at the fatuous, privileged idiots sharing their lives in the news media, check out the BBC radio comedy called The Sunday Format, a parody of British newspaper opinion pieces. All of them are on YouTube. Here is episode 1, series 1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GibzbTY9V8 Share and enjoy, share and enjoy, journey through life with etc etc.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Pfft whatever, we all know they only used tablets.  No, it's proof that Photoshop is real.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:No, it's proof that Photoshop is real. Thank god you cracked the code.
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Lizard Wizard posted:Thank god you cracked the code. It took a certain man and thank god he was around for us
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gleebster posted:Wow, British politics is played for keeps. 
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I imagine all of WheatLoaf's posts as read by Malcolm Tucker, but this is the very best one yet.
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Just use some filter that throws out random profanity in the middle of sentences and you're halfway there.
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I disagree. A sleeping Koala is very interesting. And adorable.
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pussy riot police posted:I disagree. A sleeping Koala is very interesting. And adorable. Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable.
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Karma Monkey posted:Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable. 
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