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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFeorr9aXWI

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


i want to throw eggs at them

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



It would actually be pretty neat to be able to have so much fun while being so lame.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Last Chance posted:

i want to throw eggs at them

Is this some kind of evangelical thing?

Jick Magger
Dec 27, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Cowman posted:

semi not really related to vape chat but I wanted to post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcemfQUtqO4
old guy smoking a pipe to the james bond theme. His whole channel is nothing but pipe smoking videos. Dude's cool.

Holy poo poo, I've been hoping this would pop back up after I lost his channel a few years ago. Thank you.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Decrepus posted:

It would actually be pretty neat to be able to have so much fun while being so lame.

you're seeing what's often a symptom of the enormous psychological stress and abuse they endure because these churches often make teenagers feel like huge pieces of poo poo, it's probably the only fun those people with have for another month or at least untill the next wednesday night youth service.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






This happened in my city :doh:

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

hemophilia posted:

you're seeing what's often a symptom of the enormous psychological stress and abuse they endure because these churches often make teenagers feel like huge pieces of poo poo, it's probably the only fun those people with have for another month or at least untill the next wednesday night youth service.

It does have a speaking in tongues vibe to it.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


takin it back

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Automatic Slim posted:

It does have a speaking in tongues vibe to it.

Looks like a charismatic non-denominational group, by dress. Pentecostals tend to be so conservative women in blue jeans would probably be a no-no, but going by the video description of a megachurch, i feel like if the video was from 2009 or 2010 i could have been there, out of shot, trying to figure out what was going on.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


What the hell are those kids even doing? Are they just trying to be funny or are they off their rockers on jesus?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


NESguerilla posted:

What the hell are those kids even doing? Are they just trying to be funny or are they off their rockers on jesus?

Expression of the Holy Spirit. The Iron Maiden song, Number Of The Beast, could also detail a charismatic/Pentecostal service if you changed none of the lyrics except the satanic references and replaced them with god/jesus

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RmazYohK0

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
Personally I dislike people who vape because they seem to think it's okay to vape in crowded buses and in class next to my laptop. I then have to wash my screen and keys from all the residue.

Then again, I it is appreciatively better than smokers who group right in front of the entrances of public buildings when they are supposed to be 10>meters away.

Also, I'm surprised no one brought up the stupid fad of planking and general "pranks" that are just doing annoying things and when someone gets annoyed/pissed off "GOT YOU I WAS PRANKING YOU". Not understanding what a prank actually is.

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

symbolic posted:

'97 here, I'd rather not be associated with anyone born post-1985, but i am still a Gen Zer apparently so :shrug:

Is this worse than millennials?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

NESguerilla posted:

What the hell are those kids even doing? Are they just trying to be funny or are they off their rockers on jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfkqktUABb8

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nolgthorn posted:

Is this worse than millennials?
millennials grew into technology, Gen Z grew up with technology

so yes

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Cowman posted:

Dude's cool.

naw not really.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Houle posted:

Personally I dislike people who vape because they seem to think it's okay to vape in crowded buses and in class next to my laptop. I then have to wash my screen and keys from all the residue.

Then again, I it is appreciatively better than smokers who group right in front of the entrances of public buildings when they are supposed to be 10>meters away.

Also, I'm surprised no one brought up the stupid fad of planking and general "pranks" that are just doing annoying things and when someone gets annoyed/pissed off "GOT YOU I WAS PRANKING YOU". Not understanding what a prank actually is.

dude planking fad is like a decade old now :corsair:

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

Lena Dunham posted:

“I think it’s important to remember that threats are more than someone saying I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to hurt you,” she said. “Insulting someone’s appearance, insulting someone’s religion, or their race, you know, all of that to me constitutes a threat and I think we can make changes to how we control that dialogue on the internet without threatening our First Amendment rights.”

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Typical Republican kids.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Houle posted:

Personally I dislike people who vape because they seem to think it's okay to vape in crowded buses and in class next to my laptop. I then have to wash my screen and keys from all the residue.

Then again, I it is appreciatively better than smokers who group right in front of the entrances of public buildings when they are supposed to be 10>meters away.

Also, I'm surprised no one brought up the stupid fad of planking and general "pranks" that are just doing annoying things and when someone gets annoyed/pissed off "GOT YOU I WAS PRANKING YOU". Not understanding what a prank actually is.

Back in my day we could smoke in bars, resturants, and in the office. loving faggy liberals ruined this and now you are bitching about lil pussies smoking water.

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay

Cowman posted:

semi not really related to vape chat but I wanted to post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcemfQUtqO4
old guy smoking a pipe to the james bond theme. His whole channel is nothing but pipe smoking videos. Dude's cool.

He's going to burn his pipe out, slow and steady. I started smoking a pipe recently because someone gave me one years ago and it saves me from chain smoking 25-45 a day. I also bought a $5 corncob so my briar pipe can "rest" without owning several pipes for "pipe rotation"

I was born in 86, I got my first smartphone a little over a year ago. I deleted facebook recently, I quit using messengers and irc 5 years ago, I was on chat roulette before the dick storm. I learned some BASIC on an apple II at age 5-6 and could read before preschool. I played simant and commander keen on win 3.1.
I know the basics of dos, html, and linux command line, I've built all my computers since age 12. I can tell if a 56k connection is good or not by the sound.

I drink miller light and bourbon/rye, gently caress inbev.
I'm salty about consumerism cell phone culture and want to bring boycotts back/ grow my own food and be self sufficient, back to the land, not because I am a tree hugger, but because high quality products are hard to find and everyone is a lazy fuckup.

I'll use a credit union, but not a bank.

I recently joined a union in the south, I always liked the ideas of apprenticeships and self employment.

I keep my phone in my vehicle at work.

I like Henry Rollins new stuff, but not so much black flag. I listen to really weird electronic and chiptune, but passed on dubstep. At the drive in is better than sparta or the mars volta. Some math rock is ok. My new jams are blackmoth super rainbow, tobacco, and demon queen.

I've tried almost every drug but meth and only got addicted to tobacco. I can currently pass a drugtest.

No one probably cares and that's ok with me.

Edit: oh yeah, I've never had student loan or consumer debt, but I currently owe the irs due to my position being made 1099 subcontractor and losing all benefits/oops I thought I knew how to budget better.
Also I can work on cars some and am learning to weld/I've built and remodeled houses for 10 years

Quaint Quail Quilt fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Feb 5, 2016

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

*grown up in a home with pornographic art everywhere*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


this is the lamest, softest generation yet

I feel like my doughy self could single handedly kill all of these students

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Don Tacorleone posted:

this is the lamest, softest generation yet

I feel like my doughy self could single handedly kill all of these students
have you been kicked in the balls by any chance

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Don Tacorleone posted:

this is the lamest, softest generation yet

I feel like my doughy self could single handedly kill all of these students

hate to tell you this but that particular thing has been happening since the 80s at least.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

hemophilia posted:

hate to tell you this but that particular thing has been happening since the 80s at least.

Kids in the 80s had the excuse of being on cocaine.

These kids are just spazzing out.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

The_Franz posted:

Kids in the 80s had the excuse of being on cocaine.

These kids are just spazzing out.
adderall

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Jesus

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

galahan posted:

...vehicle...

Cop spotted.

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012

Houle posted:

Personally I dislike people who vape because they seem to think it's okay to vape in crowded buses and in class next to my laptop. I then have to wash my screen and keys from all the residue.

your classmates can smoke in class because you attend a lovely school in a lovely state

then again if you didnt sit in the back watching youtube pranks on your macbook you wouldnt have this problem

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

galahan posted:

He's going to burn his pipe out, slow and steady. I started smoking a pipe recently because someone gave me one years ago and it saves me from chain smoking 25-45 a day. I also bought a $5 corncob so my briar pipe can "rest" without owning several pipes for "pipe rotation"

I was born in 86, I got my first smartphone a little over a year ago. I deleted facebook recently, I quit using messengers and irc 5 years ago, I was on chat roulette before the dick storm. I learned some BASIC on an apple II at age 5-6 and could read before preschool. I played simant and commander keen on win 3.1.
I know the basics of dos, html, and linux command line, I've built all my computers since age 12. I can tell if a 56k connection is good or not by the sound.

I drink miller light and bourbon/rye, gently caress inbev.
I'm salty about consumerism cell phone culture and want to bring boycotts back/ grow my own food and be self sufficient, back to the land, not because I am a tree hugger, but because high quality products are hard to find and everyone is a lazy fuckup.

I'll use a credit union, but not a bank.

I recently joined a union in the south, I always liked the ideas of apprenticeships and self employment.

I keep my phone in my vehicle at work.

I like Henry Rollins new stuff, but not so much black flag. I listen to really weird electronic and chiptune, but passed on dubstep. At the drive in is better than sparta or the mars volta. Some math rock is ok. My new jams are blackmoth super rainbow, tobacco, and demon queen.

I've tried almost every drug but meth and only got addicted to tobacco. I can currently pass a drugtest.

No one probably cares and that's ok with me.

Edit: oh yeah, I've never had student loan or consumer debt, but I currently owe the irs due to my position being made 1099 subcontractor and losing all benefits/oops I thought I knew how to budget better.
Also I can work on cars some and am learning to weld/I've built and remodeled houses for 10 years

did you write that and post it in the millenial.jpg thread?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ok juts checked i am in the millenial.jpg thread



[voice of funny fat lady from new ghost busters and other hit films] Wow what a good thread!

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

The_Franz posted:

Kids in the 80s had the excuse of being on cocaine.

These kids are just spazzing out.

Nah I saw that poo poo in the 80's in Texas.

Charismatics are still in the bubble, it seems.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

galahan posted:

He's going to burn his pipe out, slow and steady. I started smoking a pipe recently because someone gave me one years ago and it saves me from chain smoking 25-45 a day. I also bought a $5 corncob so my briar pipe can "rest" without owning several pipes for "pipe rotation"

I was born in 86, I got my first smartphone a little over a year ago. I deleted facebook recently, I quit using messengers and irc 5 years ago, I was on chat roulette before the dick storm. I learned some BASIC on an apple II at age 5-6 and could read before preschool. I played simant and commander keen on win 3.1.
I know the basics of dos, html, and linux command line, I've built all my computers since age 12. I can tell if a 56k connection is good or not by the sound.

I drink miller light and bourbon/rye, gently caress inbev.
I'm salty about consumerism cell phone culture and want to bring boycotts back/ grow my own food and be self sufficient, back to the land, not because I am a tree hugger, but because high quality products are hard to find and everyone is a lazy fuckup.

I'll use a credit union, but not a bank.

I recently joined a union in the south, I always liked the ideas of apprenticeships and self employment.

I keep my phone in my vehicle at work.

I like Henry Rollins new stuff, but not so much black flag. I listen to really weird electronic and chiptune, but passed on dubstep. At the drive in is better than sparta or the mars volta. Some math rock is ok. My new jams are blackmoth super rainbow, tobacco, and demon queen.

I've tried almost every drug but meth and only got addicted to tobacco. I can currently pass a drugtest.

No one probably cares and that's ok with me.

Edit: oh yeah, I've never had student loan or consumer debt, but I currently owe the irs due to my position being made 1099 subcontractor and losing all benefits/oops I thought I knew how to budget better.
Also I can work on cars some and am learning to weld/I've built and remodeled houses for 10 years

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Syfe posted:

Also, don't vape, they explode:


lool this bitch looks like a character from dishonoured

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




is this one of those vids where they've edited out all the laugh tracksf rom the big bang theory

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.



At 8am, I had a warm, morning chi drink on my way to the school drop off, drunk in the car! It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein, thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter, and also has the super endocrine, brain, immunity, and libido- boosting powers of Brain Dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and Shilajit resin. I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as part of my beauty regime. I chase it with three quinton shots for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B-complex packets for energy.


At 9:30am, I drink 16 ounces of unsweetened, strong green juice, which is my alkalizer, hydrator, energizer, source of protein and calcium, and overall mood balancer. It's also my easy, 'lazy,' and delicious skin regime. I also take three tablespoons of bee pollen. I love Moon Juice's soft and chewy bee pollen—it's a creamy, candy-like treat that gives me my daily B-vitamin blast, and also helps feed my skin and aids hormone production. I'll also grab a handful of activated cashews. I try to get these in every day for their brain chemistry magic. I chase this with a shot of pressed turmeric root in freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.


For lunch, I had zucchini ribbons with basil, pine nuts, sun-cured olives, and lemon, with green tea on the side. This is such an easy, elegant, and light meal. I made this while on a phone meeting before heading out for the rest of the work day. I often alternate this with my other lunch staple: a nori roll with umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. This is my version of a taco, and it's insanely delicious. These ingredients are all pantry staples, so I eat some version of this everyday. It's probiotic-rich with the cultured veggies, and deeply mineralizing thanks to the sea vegetables, and the avocado nourishes the brain and hormones. It's awesomely satiating and takes 45 seconds to compile. I usually make this while standing, working with someone, simultaneously emailing and definitely texting. I know the right answer would be to sit down and take 10 minutes to eat, but that doesn't happen for lunch, ever.

If I'm home around 3pm, I always reach for coconut yogurt with cardamom, dried figs, walnuts, and apricots from a weekend farm visit—and a chunk of raw dark chocolate. I ferment big batches of coconut yogurt and make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I'm focusing on. It's easy to do, and makes for potent, fast snack food throughout the month.

Today I also called into Moon Juice and got some 'drive through.' Work doesn't keep me in the shop like it used to. Sadly I'm always on the go and running late, so I usually call in a mid-workday curbside pick-up. I grabbed a mint chip hemp milk with double servings of maca and sprouted brown rice protein, sweetened with stevia, as well as two Goodness Greens juices.


I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.


From 7 to 9pm, I went to my Kundalini yoga class at Rama Yoga in Venice, with my go-to teacher, Harijiwan.


My son and I make a batch of almond milk and vanilla chia pudding for the next morning at bedtime. We like to have cups of it before it's totally done, when it's more like chia milk.


At 11pm, I had a nightcap of heart tonic and raw chocolate made from one of my big batches—this one was made with our Moon Pantry heirloom raw cacao, reishi and Chaga mushroom, sprouted brown rice protein, and coconut oil. I love chocolate—and on some evenings, I don't want to deny the indulgence—so I've devised a million low glycemic recipes.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.



At 8am, I had a warm, morning chi drink on my way to the school drop off, drunk in the car! It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein, thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter, and also has the super endocrine, brain, immunity, and libido- boosting powers of Brain Dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and Shilajit resin. I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as part of my beauty regime. I chase it with three quinton shots for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B-complex packets for energy.


At 9:30am, I drink 16 ounces of unsweetened, strong green juice, which is my alkalizer, hydrator, energizer, source of protein and calcium, and overall mood balancer. It's also my easy, 'lazy,' and delicious skin regime. I also take three tablespoons of bee pollen. I love Moon Juice's soft and chewy bee pollen—it's a creamy, candy-like treat that gives me my daily B-vitamin blast, and also helps feed my skin and aids hormone production. I'll also grab a handful of activated cashews. I try to get these in every day for their brain chemistry magic. I chase this with a shot of pressed turmeric root in freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.


For lunch, I had zucchini ribbons with basil, pine nuts, sun-cured olives, and lemon, with green tea on the side. This is such an easy, elegant, and light meal. I made this while on a phone meeting before heading out for the rest of the work day. I often alternate this with my other lunch staple: a nori roll with umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. This is my version of a taco, and it's insanely delicious. These ingredients are all pantry staples, so I eat some version of this everyday. It's probiotic-rich with the cultured veggies, and deeply mineralizing thanks to the sea vegetables, and the avocado nourishes the brain and hormones. It's awesomely satiating and takes 45 seconds to compile. I usually make this while standing, working with someone, simultaneously emailing and definitely texting. I know the right answer would be to sit down and take 10 minutes to eat, but that doesn't happen for lunch, ever.

If I'm home around 3pm, I always reach for coconut yogurt with cardamom, dried figs, walnuts, and apricots from a weekend farm visit—and a chunk of raw dark chocolate. I ferment big batches of coconut yogurt and make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I'm focusing on. It's easy to do, and makes for potent, fast snack food throughout the month.

Today I also called into Moon Juice and got some 'drive through.' Work doesn't keep me in the shop like it used to. Sadly I'm always on the go and running late, so I usually call in a mid-workday curbside pick-up. I grabbed a mint chip hemp milk with double servings of maca and sprouted brown rice protein, sweetened with stevia, as well as two Goodness Greens juices.


I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.


From 7 to 9pm, I went to my Kundalini yoga class at Rama Yoga in Venice, with my go-to teacher, Harijiwan.


My son and I make a batch of almond milk and vanilla chia pudding for the next morning at bedtime. We like to have cups of it before it's totally done, when it's more like chia milk.


At 11pm, I had a nightcap of heart tonic and raw chocolate made from one of my big batches—this one was made with our Moon Pantry heirloom raw cacao, reishi and Chaga mushroom, sprouted brown rice protein, and coconut oil. I love chocolate—and on some evenings, I don't want to deny the indulgence—so I've devised a million low glycemic recipes.


Meanwhile, regular goons:

Yeah i didn't eat breakfast. Just kind of had two or three cigarettes and choked myself with my tie while masturbating before getting in the car for work. I find this helps me stop getting unwanted erections when I see women at work.

Had a bunch of machine coffee once I got there, no sugar though because there was none left.

For lunch i went to subway and had a meatball sub. A couple of other work folk came with me, but i didn't really speak to them much at all, just kinda stared around the room thinking about whether it was actually morally justifiable to be eating here after the whole jared thing in the news, but by the time i made any headway i'd finished my sandwich and left so i stopped thinking about that.

Had another coffee at work, few more cigs.

Once I got home I got a cold supermarket-own-brand beer out of the fridge and warmed up the oven for my frozen pizza. Ate that at the computer while reading the latest posts in the Millenials thread.

Had the remaining few doritos out of the bag on the floor next to my computer then went to bed.

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