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Johnny FOotball
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he owns 46 9.85%
John Football 86 18.42%
I love the elfish drunkardd 78 16.70%
In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area 257 55.03%
Total: 467 votes
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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Here's a good summary of the police report. He is definitely out of the league for good

http://www.wfaa.com/sports/johnny-manziel-threatened-ex-girlfriend/32613842

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Poonerman posted:

i mean ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering

Yeah, the correct option here would be to never let ongoing events affect your opinion of anything.

:jerkbag:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Poonerman posted:

ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering

Yeah and no big news has come to light so it's totally weird how we're just gooning it up!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Pron on VHS posted:

Here's a good summary of the police report. He is definitely Going to Dallas because they don't care about any of this

http://www.wfaa.com/sports/johnny-manziel-threatened-ex-girlfriend/32613842

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

old dog child posted:

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/9271/johnny-manziel


Per the report, Crowley thought Manziel was "on drugs or maybe having a psychotic break."


Yeah, Cleveland does that to the weak minded...

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Poonerman posted:

ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering
slobbering is what you do while you post

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If only there was a team that signed players who threatened to kill their girlfriends...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pfft, what pattern could possibly lead anyone to believe this lying whore?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Poonerman posted:

ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering

I'd characterize that as more a bunch of people joking about an alcoholic blowing everything in the world off and still probably getting another job in the worst place for him to be because it's tragically funny.

Dude's life is a huge train wreck and it'll probably get worse before it gets better (if it ever does).

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Parmesan Basil posted:

Yeah and no big news has come to light so it's totally weird how we're just gooning it up!

us goons lol

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

slobbering is what you do while you post

i am frothing irl

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

quote:

TMZ reported it talked to Manziel about the incident, and the Cleveland Browns quarterback said, "It didn't happen." When asked about the part of the report that he threatened to kill himself, Manziel told TMZ, "I'm completely stable. I'm safe and secure."
What's that saying about being in denial?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
as an aside, how badly does this read now

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/40426394/

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So JFF is a nutcase, huh?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

What's that saying about being in denial?

Did you threaten to kill yourself?

I'm stable.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

quote:

Crowley told police Manziel "restrained" in some manner and "led" her down a back stairway to the valet area.

"I was crying and begged the valet, 'Please don't let him take me. I'm scared for my life!'" she told police. The valet reportedly told her, "I don't know what to do" and let Manziel leave with her.


the gently caress?

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Pron on VHS posted:

Here's a good summary of the police report. He is definitely out of the league for good

http://www.wfaa.com/sports/johnny-manziel-threatened-ex-girlfriend/32613842

Or the ideal candidate for the Dallas Cowboys.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

nerve posted:

the gently caress?

The man didn't become a professional car parker by being overly proactive

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I will protect you Colleen

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Niwrad posted:

Or the ideal candidate for the Dallas Cowboys.

Clearly Greg Hardy has already been tutoring JFF off the field.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Poonerman posted:

as an aside, how badly does this read now

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/40426394/

Huh weird, Joe Posnanski praising a college coach who keeps quiet about things.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
See the thing is the Cowboys didn't care about Hardy's violent tendencies because he's actually good at football so this is no way indicative of how they'd approach JFF

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Poonerman posted:

ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering

Alcoholic who dresses for Vegas boozing is different from threatening to kill people

Who knew!!!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If you have to be a drunk don't be like Johnny be like Rob

e: hurray they're already boo hooing on Houston radio about how much this is going to hurt Johnny if she's lying

Great job Ted Johnson

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Feb 5, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Intruder posted:

The man didn't become a professional car parker by being overly proactive

More like he doesn't want to lose his job because he pissed off and got into an altercation with a celebrity.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

See the thing is the Cowboys didn't care about Hardy's violent tendencies because he's actually good at football so this is no way indicative of how they'd approach JFF

Odd, TFF has been telling me for two years that Manziel is good/going to be good.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

That should just about end his career.

(Operative word being “should”.)

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

warcrimes posted:

Odd, TFF has been telling me for two years that Manziel is good/going to be good.

Not me I was right about the little gremlin all along hahaha

I hate fun!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Remember, human garbage keep saying Cam Newton's the self-centered prima donna thug.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I've hated the little goblin ever since I heard his dumb nickname

FAUXTON posted:

Remember, human garbage keep saying Cam Newton's the self-centered prima donna thug.

I've been saying both for years! Ever since he stole that laptop and painted it with what I can only assume was shoe polish.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chromatic posted:

More like he doesn't want to lose his job because he pissed off and got into an altercation with a celebrity.

Are you.. are you mad I made a joke about a guy who saw a woman begging not to let the man she was with take her and said he'd kill her and sent them on their way to protect his car parking job

e: (allegedly)

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 5, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Intruder posted:

Are you.. are you mad I made a joke about a guy who saw a woman begging not to let the man she was with take her and said he'd kill her and sent them on their way to protect his car parking job

e: (allegedly)

I'm not mad.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was in a "Don't get involved. You need this job." mode.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
No charges lol. He's a Cowboy.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Just a realty check here, but just a year ago some guy beat his kid in the genitals with a stick and then played all of this season.

As poorly as he's played, this league is starved for QB's. Johnny will get yet another chance.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

v2vian man posted:

he owns foklks

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I will not be buying a HACK Browns jersey

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
I can't believe Johnny would disappoint his fans like this

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
:clint::cop: We're letting you go, but don't leave town.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
What a bunch of bs, go gently caress yourself johnny football

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chromatic posted:

I'm not mad.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was in a "Don't get involved. You need this job." mode.

Oh ok, I misread the tone of your post, mea culpa

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