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He seems like a guy who craves one thing, knows how to get it, and gets rubes that can't wait to type up an article about him to hand it over. It's Attention, if you couldn't follow.
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Anora posted:Is he trying to win a contest to be the biggest wheel of dick-cheese on the planet? No, he's defending the title.
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Ghost had Method Man respond for him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4
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Good lord, and he apparently just sat through a congressional hearing about his dumb rear end, making dumb faces the whole time and not answering any of their questions. Then he immediately went online and talked poo poo about the legislators on social media. It's like getting bitched out by the principal for being a poo poo and just staring at him the whole time, then going to your schoolyard buddies and saying "heh yeah that Mr. Smith has a poo poo face and dumb hair, I wasn't even listening to whatever he was saying" What kills me is that there is a very real chance that by the end of this, he'll be the same old shithead, only instead of marking up HIV meds, he'll make a living touring the country giving speeches to "future CEO" types and MLM fuckwads.
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Ancient Shaolin Secrets of the Six Shkreli
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good lord, and he apparently just sat through a congressional hearing about his dumb rear end, making dumb faces the whole time and not answering any of their questions. Where's a paid assassin when you need one.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good lord, and he apparently just sat through a congressional hearing about his dumb rear end, making dumb faces the whole time and not answering any of their questions. He's not old school money and doesn't have the cook GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good lord, and he apparently just sat through a congressional hearing about his dumb rear end, making dumb faces the whole time and not answering any of their questions. I remember reading that the people he's been burning are old money types and he's been doing it super illegally, basically ponzi scheme poo poo. He's going to crash and burn hard.
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Birb Katter posted:I remember reading that the people he's been burning are old money types and he's been doing it super illegally, basically ponzi scheme poo poo. He's going to crash and burn hard. Yeah he's been straight up borrowing money to then give that money to other previous investors as "returns', then borrowing from new investors to pay those off. Its literally the most basic, old-fashioned ponzi scheme imaginable. He also had some lawyer involved who bullshitted a bunch of paperwork or something. They're both going to do time. What I don't understand is how this no-money no-name kid managed to bullshit some investors into giving him millions to get his ponzi scheme started. Some real stupid investors out there who never did any due diligence.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 :wales: .gif I mean, it's actually really sad, but I couldn't think of a better place to put it. quote:The hearing was told Mr Bray said "watch this" to his friends as he squashed the burger in half and put it in his mouth.
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 Man, and his death only cost 99p.
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 i laughed and my wife told me i am a monster
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chitoryu12 posted:Man, and his death only cost 99p. But poo poo... it's only ninety nine pence!
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Feb 4, 2016 23:52
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 Another brave soul joins the illustrious ranks of those whose last words were some variation on "Hey, see what I can do!".
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 quote:Darren Bray, 29, of Barry, Vale of Glamorgan, blacked out as he ate the 99p burger following a night out with friends in October 2015. I'm not entirely convinced here BBC.
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 gender illusionist posted:i laughed and my wife told me i am a monster Yeah I feel a bit bad but I'd be lying if I said I didn't burst out laughing.
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I like the part where his friend potentially contributed to his 99 pence death by hitting him on the back instead of doing the Heimlich.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good lord, and he apparently just sat through a congressional hearing about his dumb rear end, making dumb faces the whole time and not answering any of their questions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPIQ_gyiHag
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Dalax posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011 The "Eat Like Snake" advert claims another victim
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable gently caress me, I know this is basically SOP for stuff like this but that is some next level poo poo.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable Is it genetic? Is it evolutionary for one human out of so many to be so despicable that the rest of the population rallies around to find a common cause to hate? Who's more hateable, this guy or Ted Cruz? The schadenfreude is on us for the self induced tizzy we put ourselves in over this guy, then it's going to be on him when the monied and well connected throw every ounce of retribution at him.
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titties posted:I like the part where his friend potentially contributed to his 99 pence death by hitting him on the back instead of doing the Heimlich. Starting in 2005 the Red Cross now recommends 5 sharp blows to the back first and then moving to 5 abdominal thrusts after that if the less damaging blows didn't dislodge the obstruction. Apparently the abdominal thrusts (for some reason they don't call it a Heimlich anymore), have a risk of rupture the diaphragm, breaking ribs that may end up puncturing the lungs, and other pretty severe damage to internal organs if I recall correctly. That's why they decided to recommend it as a last ditch secondary effort.
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The human body is mostly water.
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flosofl posted:Starting in 2005 the Red Cross now recommends 5 sharp blows to the back first and then moving to 5 abdominal thrusts after that if the less damaging blows didn't dislodge the obstruction. Apparently the abdominal thrusts (for some reason they don't call it a Heimlich anymore), have a risk of rupture the diaphragm, breaking ribs that may end up puncturing the lungs, and other pretty severe damage to internal organs if I recall correctly. That's why they decided to recommend it as a last ditch secondary effort. gently caress the red cross for ruining my joke then
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titties posted:gently caress the red cross for ruining my joke then It was a pretty gay joke and we know how they feel about gays.
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Birb Katter posted:It was a pretty gay joke and we know how they feel about gays.  That's pretty rad.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable That man was made from the Bethesda character creation tool:    The face of a sociopath.
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I hope that dude goes to jail and gets stabbed the first day
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oldpainless posted:I hope that dude goes to jail and gets stabbed the first day Really needs to get HIV and denied drug access because it's too costly. That's your poetic justice there.
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oldpainless posted:I hope that dude goes to jail and gets stabbed the first day He pissed off old money. It may be one of the only times we see a rich white man go to jail in the US.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable The dude is loathsome but that video kinda made him grow on me a little bit tbqh
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I hope that he assumed that being rich he'd get looked after without realising that old money gets looked after because they actually have connections and networking.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He pissed off old money. It may be one of the only times we see a rich white man go to jail in the US. He's rich in the way that a bank robber is rich. He made virtually all of his money by bullshitting people into giving him cash in return for a profit, spent it all on himself, and then started borrowing money and pulling schemes (like shifting money between companies and funds, or illegally classifying something as a loan so he had an excuse to "pay it off") in a desperate scramble to avoid defaulting. He seems to be enough of a sociopath to not really give a poo poo about anyone and has a mistaken impression that his wealth and use of loopholes and schemes made him untouchable. All that meant is that he hosed around with the guys who actually do have power.
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stinkles1112 posted:The dude is loathsome but that video kinda made him grow on me a little bit tbqh ya same
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How many different ways can you guys say the exact same thing about Shkreli? We get it he's new money. Let's move on.
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This one's on me. I started a new job recently. I've been struggling to get up to speed with out large code base, and the dozens of technologies we employ. If you followed my GBS thread, you know I'm feeling significant pressure to do well at this job. Consequently, I've been staying late at work. Last night, everyone was gone by 7:00 or so, except the CIO and one of the high-level managers. The CIO left, and the manager stopped by for a talk. We chatted for half an hour or so, and he left. I was all alone in the IT Engineering room. Even the Russian guys who take care of the trash and building maintenance were gone. I spent the next hour-and-a-half or so working on various aspects of my project, keeping a full-volume conversation going with myself the entire time. That's something I do regularly when I am alone, because I am either mentally ill, or very lonely, and probably both. Suddenly, I felt a cramp in my gut. I pressed down, and let loose with an incredibly long, incredibly loud fart. It was one of those wet farts that sounds like a horse blowing a raspberry. It was extremely satisfying. I groaned in satisfaction. To celebrate, I stood up and sang DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO! DOMO! DOMO! I was in mid-Robot when a torso swivel brought me face-to-face with the guy who was sitting in a cube directly behind my chair, and not five feet away from me. He'd been sitting back there for maybe two hours, listening to me talk to myself, and was witness to both my fart, and my Robotting. It was like 9:30 at night, and I hadn't heard a loving sound from him. I expect bonus schadenfreude any day now when I get fired for whatever kind of harassment blasting rear end on a guy then singing Styx at him qualifies as.
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Centripetal Horse posted:This one's on me. source your quotes
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Centripetal Horse posted:This one's on me. This is going to get you promoted you crazy arse trumpet x-factor wannabe. Shine on.
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Slugnoid posted:I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived.. Don't post snuff videos.
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