Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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BigMouthSingers: Oct 15, 2015; I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.

Just got a permaban in their Twitch community.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:40

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:28

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Gilganixon posted:

new posters, if you are reading this here are some tips to get the most out of your Something Awful experience

don't say "gently caress" or "poo poo" etc because you will sound very much like a fuckwit, but feel free to keep using "jabroni" because that is funny (I wouldn't call people a jabroni if you don't at least have an av though)

you may be a J4G (joined for game) but after a while you should consider spreading your wings and flying from this thread. I suggest you do this in GBS after you've lurked for a little while to find out what the idiots in GBS think is funny

post in Games with extreme caution. This is the best thread in Games. Most of the threads in Games are bad threads full of bad posters.

do not post in E/N for any reason

There are like two good threads in DnD so maybe don't post in DnD either

Post in the other specialist forums if you're interested in the subject matter

Maybe stay out of FYAD and FYAD-lites ~~until you've worked out what's going on in those places~~

if you need any other pointers you can always PM me, your friend, Gilganixon. Oh wait no you can't because you need a platinum account to view this message.

that'll be and see you in the verse (the forums) commandos! o5

Furthermore, A/T (ask/tell) is full to the brim with awesome threads about loads of cool stuff, games is the worst forum (except this thread), the space thread owns and has real rockets launching and nerds bickering, nobody posts in TCC, don't fear fyad they are the literal funniest and best forum.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:40

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

New ship concepts, lol

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:42

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

MARTY: "Do you feel that the popularity of the band is waning?"

IAN: "No, no... No. I think it's just that their appeal is becoming more selective."

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:42

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

G0RF posted:

Lmao.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:43

A Loud Fart: Sep 9, 2011

Colostomy Bag posted:

Looks like anything with Stimpire is auto-deleted.

Same with anything contain Paaarrrppp

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:43

Cobblers: Feb 5, 2016; Come commandos, on wings of joy we'll fly
To where my bower hangs on high;
Come, and make thy calm retreat,
Among procedurally generated green leaves and blossoms sweet.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Welcome commando o9

Which username would you have had, if lowtax had his way?

Also please share your Citizen story, we are all brothers in this great endeavor

It would've been Christo_Roberto, a passable name which i picked as my "handle" in the brown sea, but I felt I should cough up the $10 anyway given how long I've been reading this thing. It was here that I first heard about Bird Citizen.

Also, Ben looks genuinely seriously ill, like 50% chance of making it to the end of the stream ill.

Cobblers fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 5, 2016

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:44

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Cobblers posted:

It was here that I first heard about Bird Citizen.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:46

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

A Loud Fart posted:

Same with anything contain Paaarrrppp

Frankly, I'm somewhat pissed off about the Simpire issue. Good god, I have the Stimpire Conceirage card.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:47

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

LOL they asked your Q dude

funny how they cherry pick questions

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:47

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

grimcreaper posted:

Oh god.. Ben... he pushed his glasses farther up his face by TOUCHING THE LENSES D:! Who the hell wearing glasses DOES THAT?!

Dirty, greasy people

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:47

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

"Can you name a feature of the PU that's finished?"

"No."

Good. Around 47 minutes in. Make sure someone captures that so we can point to that whenever someone denies a refund.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:48

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

"I would buy a Gary Oldman airhorn!"

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:48

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

"Can you name a feature of the PU that's finished?"

"No."

Good. Around 47 minutes in. Make sure someone captures that so we can point to that whenever someone denies a refund.

Worst part is they all do so smug about it...

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:49

Enchanted Hat: Aug 18, 2013; Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

"Can you name a feature of the PU that's finished?"

"No."

Good. Around 47 minutes in. Make sure someone captures that so we can point to that whenever someone denies a refund.

Hahaha, I can't believe they actually answered that - I had no illusions when I posted it.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:49

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Enchanted Hat posted:

Hahaha, I can't believe they actually answered that - I had no illusions when I posted it.

Nice work, it is just a text file.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:50

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

All I asked was when I could purchase the GO Airhorn.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:50

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Goobs posted:

Upon a stream interrupting announcement that the philly cheese steak food truck would be in the area soon:

Please don't humanize ben

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:51

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

c2usaf2004 posted:

Anyone see this?!?

EightAce wracks up another Insider Cred Token (can be turned in for one act of blue-balling).

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:51

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Got banned from the livestream chat for asking if "the woman" could move so she would stop blocking the shot of Chris.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:52

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Booblord Zagats posted:

Whomever "seeyouinthepurse" is, that was a solid burn

idgi bcz i'm an idgit

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:52

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Peter Molyneux's question about women in the ship store was deleted.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:52

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

LOL the chat is 99% goon troll questions

Good job commanders

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:52

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

What is Lando's position anyway? He seems to think he has a lot of authority over the project.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:53

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

So I'm not going to watch this but umm. What exactly do they do on this show? Since apparently most of the chat is trolling them, they don't have any real material to show.

Is this just the Friday BS stream?

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:53

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

Kakarot posted:

What is Lando's position anyway? He seems to think he has a lot of authority over the project.

I'm not sure what he really does beside post on mmorpg.com as Erillion.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:53

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

So I'm not going to watch this but umm. What exactly do they do on this show? Since apparently most of the chat is trolling them, they don't have any real material to show.

Is this just the Friday BS stream?

Lots of talk about taco bell, philly cheese steaks, etc.

Basically the game is on track. It'll be out in 2 weeks.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:54

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

c2usaf2004 posted:

Anyone see this?!?

Don't sign the NDA Patrick. Get out and get paid!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:55

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

So the only mechanic in 2.2 will be the new EVA? lmao. You can almost see on their faces they know its BS

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:55

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Kakarot posted:

What is Lando's position anyway? He seems to think he has a lot of authority over the project.

Jared Huckabee is the community manager for Cloud Imperium Games.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:55

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

So the only mechanic in 2.2 will be the new EVA? lmao. You can almost see on their faces they know its BS

Thank Christ, Sean has pulled through and hasn't broken his wrists. This new EVA mechanic will be immersive.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:57

Moral_Hazard: Aug 21, 2012; Rich Kid of Insurancegram

What's that thing Ben wears around his neck?

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:57

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Kakarot posted:

What is Lando's position anyway? He seems to think he has a lot of authority over the project.

chief bullshitter

no one believes ben anymore

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:57

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Matlock Birthmark posted:

So I'm not going to watch this but umm. What exactly do they do on this show? Since apparently most of the chat is trolling them, they don't have any real material to show.

Is this just the Friday BS stream?

Its officially billed as a fun hang out for CIG peeps to chill with the fans, and they mention alot that nothing said on the show is official. But because they have nothing to say and are trying to fill an hour they turn to answering chat questions. But they can't really say anything so almost every answer is "we don't know" or "Soon". No, none of it makes sense.

The one practical benefit of the show for CIG is they occasionally use it as a way of slipping bad news in under the radar, like for the token unmelt system.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:58

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

So I'm not going to watch this but umm. What exactly do they do on this show? Since apparently most of the chat is trolling them, they don't have any real material to show.

Is this just the Friday BS stream?

It's a crucial part of their open development. Just look at all the communication going on. So open!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:58

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

MoraleHazard posted:

What's that thing Ben wears around his neck?

Stupid movie prop from the horrible Wing Commander movie.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:58

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Nation posted:

Furthermore, A/T (ask/tell) is full to the brim with awesome threads about loads of cool stuff, games is the worst forum (except this thread), the space thread owns and has real rockets launching and nerds bickering, nobody posts in TCC, don't fear fyad they are the literal funniest and best forum.

i have nothing against FYAD, just never got it. Having a positive post count when you go in there is a good way of getting a whole bunch of probations AFAIK but maybe that only happens to unfunny posters

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:59

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

A Neurotic Jew posted:

EightAce wracks up another Insider Cred Token (can be turned in for one act of blue-balling).

i'm glad the cig executives probably wake up at night wondering who that 8ace fucker is

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:59

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Wafflz posted:

I taught some people, well... citizens, how to steal connies and freelancers by glitching through the model yesterday in 'verse. It felt good to do my part towards fostering a strong community.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 21:00

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

idgi bcz i'm an idgit

Ooooh, I got it now, pretty good

# ? Feb 5, 2016 21:00

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