Hyperlynx posted:

Hey, it's not exclusionary. Black olives matter, but that doesn't mean green olives don't!

monkeytennis posted:

Has to be deliberate. How the gently caress would you 'forget' that loads of people are watching your stream etc.?

The Haunted Vagina posted:

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

"A very strange and surprisingly touching love story, despite the deliberately asinine premise. With subtle humor, surreal erotica, and some genuinely creepy moments, The Haunted Vagina is a completely unique reading experience."


"Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America." - GOTHIC MAGAZINE

"Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender." - BRIAN KEENE, author of The Rising and Dead Sea

"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!" - CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel

"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale." - CORY DOCTOROW, author of Little Brother

"Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist." - THE GUARDIAN

"Just as Pop had Andy Warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. T. Barnum-type practitioner. He's the mutton-chopped author of such books as Electric Jesus Corpse and The Menstruating Mall, the illustrator, editor, and instructor of all things Bizarro, and his name is Carlton Mellick III." - DETAILS MAGAZINE

du -hast posted:

I strongly recommend everyone read the titles of his books: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

J.A.B.C. posted:

I laughed so hard I ended up late for work. Personal favorite:

Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups (November 10, 2015)

Leofish posted:

How long are these stories? He's pretty timely, so they must either be pretty short, or he's just amazing at pounding them out.

Plan Z posted:

We found out one of our Goon friends loudly speaks to himself while working and listening to "Stranger I Remain" on repeat because he left OBS running.

Leofish posted:

How long are these stories? He's pretty timely, so they must either be pretty short, or he's just amazing at banging them out.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

mrkillboy posted:

Leofish posted:

How long are these stories? He's pretty timely, so they must either be pretty short, or he's just amazing at banging them out.

Kheldarn posted:

Teach posted:

Sorry for the huge pic, but I think it's necessary for the spelling. Is there anything spelt right?

Teach posted:

Sorry for the huge pic, but I think it's necessary for the spelling. Is there anything spelt right?

Teach posted:

Sorry for the huge pic, but I think it's necessary for the spelling. Is there anything spelt right?

Pentaro posted:

From last page, but mods please rename me "Buper Orightught", tia.

Nitrox posted:

I don't think mods do this unless you've completed a mod challenge or something. Or you can pay 10 bucks and do it yourself

RFC2324 posted:

They do it when it amuses them, which is pretty rare. Doesn't stop it from being an injoke tho!

flosofl posted:

Yeah, It happened in The Football Funhouse at the beginning of the Panthers game a couple weeks ago. Someone was being "ironic" with a "please change my name to <something incredibly stupid>" and a mod immediately said "OK". Whoever it was had been posting like crazy up to that and not one single thing after. It was pretty funny.

Hogge Wild posted:

link

flosofl posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=46#post455390534

And it was actually a dev that made the change.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=47#post455390800

Previous name was Crow_Robot if I remember correctly. And that post I linked to requesting the name change was the last post in the thread. He was annoyingly prolific right up until then. And it looks like he's only made two posts in forum since then.

Hogge Wild posted:

mods can't change names, only admins can

SnowblindFatal posted:

prove it

Krinkle posted:

I jokingly complained about just barely missing a random name change thread in byob and a mod made me whippersnapple for a few hours until I asked nicely to turn me back.

ImpAtom posted:

Athlete comes in first in 400 meter hurdles, comes to victory stand with his waifu.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha, that's obviously a joke.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Whippersnapple is an excellent name though, why did you have it changed back

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Whippersnapple is an excellent name though, why did you have it changed back

Shai-Hulud posted:

I can not put into words how much I want this.