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theflyingorc posted:this is not even slightly what happened They caught them while going into town for supplies. I assumed they got to town for their dildo po box a few times before that. How did they get delivery to a site of ongoing terrorism and insurrection because I assumed mail delivery to be the first service to go when the guns come out.
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Krinkle posted:They caught them while going into town for supplies. I assumed they got to town for their dildo po box a few times before that. How did they get delivery to a site of ongoing terrorism and insurrection because I assumed mail delivery to be the first service to go when the guns come out. they caught nearly all the leaders going to the next county over while going to a speaking engagement, which shattered the group. they weren't blocking traffic in and out exactly so they could lull them into doing something that stupid
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XMNN posted:lol they better hope thats the only charge or some of these people are fuuuucked it can't be. one of the people named in that PDF is the same guy who was already charged with stealing a birb sanctuary truck for his walmart run. some goon earlier in the thread said that the feds often bring out a huge list of laws that they could theoretically prosecute you for, and use that to get plea deals. i wonder if that's what they'll do in this case, and if so, whether the genius defendents will actually take deals
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Krinkle posted:They caught them while going into town for supplies. I assumed they got to town for their dildo po box a few times before that. I heard that the FBI hid in man sized dildo boxes, and when the Yeehawist came close they started to vibrate. I heard there is audio of the arrest, but you only hear "Dear lord, I'm sticking you up my hoohah in the parking lot, Lavoy can take the smaller ones...".
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Krinkle posted:They caught them while going into town for supplies. I assumed they got to town for their dildo po box a few times before that. How did they get delivery to a site of ongoing terrorism and insurrection because I assumed mail delivery to be the first service to go when the guns come out.
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Be free, Blue⬜👻!
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Hazo posted:I am curious about this too actually. It's a hi-larious story to say the Internet mailed them a bunch of lube and dildos but I dunno how any of that was supposed to be confirmed it was confirmed by one of them making a video where he throws a fit about the internet mailing them dildoes instead of patriot supplies
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Hazo posted:I am curious about this too actually. It's a hi-larious story to say the Internet mailed them a bunch of lube and dildos but I dunno how any of that was supposed to be confirmed There's video of one of the idiots getting angry about the dildos and sweeping them off a table.
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Hazo posted:I am curious about this too actually. It's a hi-larious story to say the Internet mailed them a bunch of lube and dildos but I dunno how any of that was supposed to be confirmed Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXnZxiJjGw
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So when will the dildoes wind up at police auction? I need them to complete my scale model of the wildlife reserve with dildo protestors. Dildoes under tarps, dildoes smoking pot, dildoes in trenches. There is a lot to do.
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Those dildos were the FBI's Trojan horse for getting a tracker inside LaVoy's pecker
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i like that there exists a box full of dildos that are now artifacts of american history
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VectorSigma posted:i like that there exists a box full of dildos that are now artifacts of american history On this episode of mysteries at the museum
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More like Antiques Road Show. "This was a mass produced model, mid twenty oughts as you can see by the seam in the ballsack indicating an injection mould typical of mass produced Chinese marital aids of the time. Soft elastomer types such as these were porous and as a result became unsanitary after prolonged use, so it's rare to see one in such good condition today. An average model would not be worth much on the open market, even to a collector. Now, you say you found this in your grandfather's attic? And that he was an FBI agent?" "Yup." "Well that confirms my suspicions. Do you see the tiny 'LV' scratched on to the base of the suction cup? You have in your possession a genuine Finicum, a truly remarkable piece of Americana. This could go as high as... $900,000 at auction."
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cumshitter posted:This could go as high as... $900,000 at auction." Unfortunately though, that's only $0.36 in today's money.
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"But unfortunately, because you cleaned it with lemon scented Pledge it is now worthless."
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Would it put you on a watchlist to mail them supplies that are actually helpful and not dildos? I like the idea of legitimately mailing them food, but its all hummus and borscht and other foods they'd be afraid of. Can't do Mexican food because that's been integrated into American culture, also most meats could be cooked in a way they actually like. It's cold enough that sushi could be shipped, right? Then again, Fry's part Japanese, so he might have tapped in to that part of his upbringing.
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Novo posted:rap snacks Lol please do this.
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I hope the dildos are kept somewhere safe forever and no future rebels ever break in and fiddle with the dildos.
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Send them food, but make sure it's Soylent and sugar free gummi bears. make them poo poo until they beg for death.
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As a Millennial I posted:https://twitter.com/carlibrosseau/status/695680466523820032 https://twitter.com/carlibrosseau/status/695708469559603200  Irony is dead, and we have killed it. How shall we console ourselves, the murderer of all murderers? e:formatting. Murderion has issued a correction as of 02:58 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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Ran Mad Dog posted:I love the FBI they are my most favouritist government law enforcement organization http://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/fbis-main-mission-now-not-law-enforcement
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Murderion posted:
Well, there's rolling with the punches, and there's that.
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Murderion posted:
this isnt real. none of this is real. im not real. you're not real
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Murderion posted:
 Rise up—for you the tarp is flung—for you the dildoes spill,
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I hope a militia patriot honor guard to showed up to play Dixie on the bugle and ceremoniously fold the tarp over his coffin before presenting it to his widow.
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Tarp sqaure - $1 Tarp square that may have Lavoy Blood or cowshit - $1.50
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Back fill his grave with dildos
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You know in the future they will have arguments about tarp square authenticity. There is going to be an entire market in fake tarp man, tarp squares.
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An eternally vibrating dildo instead of an eternal flame shall adorn his grave.
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Tarpman never should have revealed his identity to the liberal media
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T - TRUE A - AMERICAN R - REAL P - PATRIOT
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I hope they put little pieces of it in a memorial keepsake that looks like the wildlife refuge and market it as pieces of the true tarp. Kinda like that jeebus guy.
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Murderion posted:https://twitter.com/carlibrosseau/status/695708469559603200
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The tarp is said to have Mormon molestation powers. If you touch it, it touches you
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If you set the tarp on fire and pray to the American Christan god Lavoy's ghost will adopt a problem orphan and set them to work on your farm.
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https://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/third-cliven-bundy-son-behind-bars-after-skipping-court-dates-on-burglary-and-weapons-conviction/drilldo squirt posted:You know in the future they will have arguments about tarp square authenticity. There is going to be an entire market in fake tarp man, tarp squares. poo poo, I'm half tempted to cut some up and list them on Gunbroker right now!
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