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Trillian
Sep 14, 2003

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/skeptic/comments/1d7hk5/this_is_supposedly_a_tumor_oozing_out_of_a_cut_of/

Worry not, apparently it's a spinal abscess and the whole piece of meat was probably thrown out.

Bodies are loving weird.

I don't know, the reddit comments really made it for me.

quote:

We see these things all the time. Usually, they are caught and excised by QA's or "meat inspectors". Sadly though it is fairly common that they are missed.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Maybe those are savory flans topped with jellified soy sauce?

http://www.kikkomanusa.com/foodservice/onthemenu/recipedetail.php?rd=2227



#norules

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think it was in The Omnivore's Dilemma that I read about all of the disgusting poo poo that meat inspectors see and how some of it is missed. It's pretty drat gross, but I still eat meat, so apparently not that gross.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:


also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?

Yay! :D I love my pizza with extra sauce. Deep Dish is right up my alley because of that.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



cash crab posted:

also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?

As a Wisconsinite, nothing can ever quench the fires of hatred I have for Chicago, and vice-versa for them, but I think the existence of deep dish pizza and their tendency to use our cheeses in it eases the tensions a little bit. Kind of a symbiotic relationship thing. Not that I have anything against New York style of course, I love both, even if I think deep dish uses too many huge chunks of tomato.

But then Chicago goes and does terrible things to the hot dog and suddenly we're back to throwing poo poo at each other.

Daniel Hillard
May 22, 2012

Deep dish is good but it's also a casserole.

k-zed
Dec 1, 2008

Fallen Rib

EorayMel posted:


PORK JELLY



This is a typical winter/holiday dish in Hungary (called "kocsonya"). It's made of smoked pork, congealed pork soup, and sometimes a whole boiled egg. It's usually eaten with grated horseradish, bread and pickles. It's incredibly delicious and one of my favorite dishes

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

cash crab posted:

also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?
No pizza rules.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

Maybe those are savory flans topped with jellified soy sauce?

http://www.kikkomanusa.com/foodservice/onthemenu/recipedetail.php?rd=2227



#norules

I would

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

thespaceinvader posted:

Goddammit even thinking about none pizza with left beef makes me crack up and I have no idea why. What is wrong with my brain?

Nothing, this is completely normal you can relax.


Where do I get this and how much does it cost and who wants to help me eat it tia

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

titties posted:

Nothing, this is completely normal you can relax.


Where do I get this and how much does it cost and who wants to help me eat it tia

You need help? Man we got one shameful failure of a goon right here

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Speaking of giant foods, there's a place called Harold's that is mostly giant food. I got introduced to it when in New Jersey for this crazy-rear end Egyptian wedding that gave me my first hangovers. There was a big Asian family all sharing a single blueberry pancake and taking pictures with it, loving surreal. Great food though.

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/harolds-new-york-deli-edison-2



E: if titties gives me 5% of that food I will help her(?) eat it.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach posted:

Maybe those are savory flans topped with jellified soy sauce?

http://www.kikkomanusa.com/foodservice/onthemenu/recipedetail.php?rd=2227



#norules

That looks like the ultra cheap pizzas with the plasticized "cheese" I used to have as a kid.

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

mds2 posted:

Fake bacon flavoring is terrible.

Agreed but you're going to need a lot of real bacon for it to taste like anything other than really sweet, though.


Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

pienipple posted:

He was hunting deer, which he had a license for, walked around what amounts to a blind turn in the trail and came face to face with a disgruntled black bear.

They're usually not particularly dangerous but this one was very close and for whatever reason it was not having the usual "I'll just back up the trail quietly and you keep doing your bear stuff" method. It stood up, bellowed, and advanced.

So he shot it. A couple times, being loaded for deer and not bear. Then went back to the cabin he was staying at to get his hunting buddies to help dress it and drag it down the mountain.

I don't know why it was extra ornery that day, maybe all the nasty fish gave it a tummy ache.

So having killed it, we had to eat it. Which seemed like a great idea because it turned into about 300 pounds of meat once butchered and like I said we were really poor at the time. A great idea until you actually tasted the meat.

My dad drove a sedan at the time, so the bear was lashed to the roof with rope and driven home. Somewhere there exists a photo of pre-k me in my little coat with the mittens on a string through the sleeves standing atop the dead bear strapped to the roof of a nineteen sixty something Buick Wildcat.

So yeah, he wasn't intending or even expecting to see a bear much less kill one.

oh i thought you meant "poached" as in "cooked by boiling" :v:

that was a considerably more interesting mental image, let me tell you!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

AnonSpore posted:

You need help? Man we got one shameful failure of a goon right here

Yes, someone needs to work the fork because I already get out of breath when I chew or breathe and I don't know if I can manage the utensils as well.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Gamma Nerd posted:

oh i thought you meant "poached" as in "cooked by boiling" :v:

that was a considerably more interesting mental image, let me tell you!

Maybe if we lived in Yellowstone and the bear charged into a geyser :v:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Gamma Nerd posted:

oh i thought you meant "poached" as in "cooked by boiling" :v:

Hahahahahaha jesus christ

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Some pizza rules.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Some Pol Pot Pie People itt

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Don't know if I'd call in anti-food porn, but I think it belongs here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXPhydVpumI&t=199s

My favorite is the last one.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Some Pol Pot Pie People itt

Yeah that's look like a delicious rhubarb pie I have no idea why goons think it's a pizza

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

The only reason I'd qualify this as AFP is because I think moose is gross.

Dunno. Had some moose jerky which was about as delicious as I have had jerky. My least favorite game meat is elk. When I had it it was about as gamy as anything.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Edward IV posted:

Agreed but you're going to need a lot of real bacon for it to taste like anything other than really sweet, though.




Hahaha, oh my God. That looks awful.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gamma Nerd posted:

oh i thought you meant "poached" as in "cooked by boiling" :v:

that was a considerably more interesting mental image, let me tell you!

I also thought this :v::hf::v:


we are in a cooking thread after all :colbert:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

cash crab posted:

also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?

It's really good. A hefty and delicious slice that is nearly impossible to eat with one's hands without making a huge mess.

Gamma Nerd and Trent posted:

oh i thought you meant "poached" as in "cooked by boiling" :v:

Data Graham posted:

Hahahahahaha jesus christ

same, ayy lmao

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

thespaceinvader posted:

Goddammit even thinking about none pizza with left beef makes me crack up and I have no idea why. What is wrong with my brain?

The fact that you knew which AFP I was referencing when I messed up the first part is impressive. It should have been none toast :negative:

cash crab posted:



It is my favourite too
Qft

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?

Chicagoan here. I love my native deep dish, but it's mostly tourist food. When Chicagoans go for pizza, it's typically your usual hand tossed or pan pizza, not tomato pie.

For more deep dish related arguments, visit the Chicago thread, which gets derailed by pizza chat every 10 pages or so.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

titties posted:


Where do I get this and how much does it cost and who wants to help me eat it tia

Those huge burgers are one of those things that look really cool until you actually see people eating them, and then you realize the logistics boil down to a large group of people eating chunks of overcooked ground beef with a little pile of ripped up bread next to it with a fork

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



pienipple posted:

Maybe if we lived in Yellowstone and the bear charged into a geyser :v:

cook the bear at the correct temperature for the right period of time, and maybe when you poke it it'll leak bear goo all over your nicely-buttered toast

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

Those huge burgers are one of those things that look really cool until you actually see people eating them, and then you realize the logistics boil down to a large group of people eating chunks of overcooked ground beef with a little pile of ripped up bread next to it with a fork

The best you're gonna get is a burger the size of a pizza.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Aesop Poprock posted:

Those huge burgers are one of those things that look really cool until you actually see people eating them, and then you realize the logistics boil down to a large group of people eating chunks of overcooked ground beef with a little pile of ripped up bread next to it with a fork

Solution:



:v: Don't use beef!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

Solution:



:v: Don't use beef!

Lol the tiny little lettuce tail

Here you are sir, your BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBl(t?)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Lol the tiny little lettuce tail

Here you are sir, your BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBl(t?)

The buns are obviously toasted.

May as well post Kuma's APMD:

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Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation

Samizdata posted:

Dunno. Had some moose jerky which was about as delicious as I have had jerky. My least favorite game meat is elk. When I had it it was about as gamy as anything.

Aren't moose and elk the same beastie?

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

Underwater Shoe posted:

Aren't moose and elk the same beastie?

No, Moose and Elk are completely different animals.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Underwater Shoe posted:

Aren't moose and elk the same beastie?

:eng101:

Elk:



e: better picture:



Moose:

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

No, Moose and Elk are completely different animals.

Apparently this is only true in North America, in Europe/Asia Alces alces(what we call a moose) is called an elk, and Cervus canadensis (what we call an elk), is frequently called a wapiti.

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Elk are giant deer. A moose is a tank with antlers.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Schubalts posted:

Elk are giant deer. A moose is a tank with antlers.

And they are both delicious. I haven't tasted a deer that wasn't delicious.

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