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BaseballPCHiker posted:Its simple, if the left shark guy shows up in the Super Bowl halftime show I'll be sitting pretty. Like sitting on the deck of a houseboat pretty. I must have missed something, we are supposed to be expecting a shark guy at he Super Bowl?
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Veskit posted:Also there's nothing thrilling about surprising your girlfriend with the cabin you bought. That'd probably only creep her out because cabins are scary. Buy a house boat though, and boy howdy that's a real treat to show off. Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”
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Feb 5, 2016 18:18
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The gently caress is a Left Shark?
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FadingChord posted:Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?” The key is that you're not actually going to harm them.
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Feb 5, 2016 18:40
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BloodBag posted:The gently caress is a Left Shark? I think it's a reference to one of the stage dancers loving up at last year's half-time show. I'm pretty sure that person got fired and probably won't show up to this super bowel. OP, please keep making more frivolous bets to save money
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Feb 5, 2016 18:46
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Its simple, if the left shark guy shows up in the Super Bowl halftime show I'll be sitting pretty. Like sitting on the deck of a houseboat pretty. How much did you bet, and how much are you going to make?
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Feb 5, 2016 18:56
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Presumably OP made the bet on bovada which is currently offering that as a prop paying out 10 to 1. So hopefully he is going to make like 10k once left shark shows up.
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Feb 5, 2016 18:58
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gtkor posted:Presumably OP made the bet on bovada which is currently offering that as a prop paying out 10 to 1. So hopefully he is going to make like 10k once left shark shows up. God drat is that under the table money?
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Feb 5, 2016 18:59
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BaseballPCHiker posted:That said I think my money problems will be solved once my Left Shark super bowl bet pays off. Okay, like Slo Mo, this may have started as the ramblings of an ill-advised fool, but now it's just become a troll.
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Feb 5, 2016 19:00
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Seriously guys... Left shark was awesome. From KP's half time show. Just go watch out on YouTube. Also here is an article. http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/katy-perry-left-shark-super-bowl-halftime-show-revealed-201532
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Feb 5, 2016 19:00
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Its simple, if the left shark guy shows up in the Super Bowl halftime show I'll be sitting pretty. Like sitting on the deck of a houseboat pretty. Your gimmick is showing!
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Feb 5, 2016 19:04
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I budget $300 each year for gambling. I typically spend $100 on baseball season prop bets, a $100 during the NFL season and then the last $100 on the Super Bowl. Last year I won big and came out about $500 ahead. This year I'm only up $50 and will probably lose it all during the Super Bowl but whatever its all good fun. I love the crazy NFL prop bets. Got some money on Lady Gaga national anthem going over 2 minutes too. But my big money is on Left Shark, that guy is awesome.
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Feb 5, 2016 19:12
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Veskit posted:God drat is that under the table money? Well Bovada isn't exactly legal, so I am guessing he is not planning on filing the massive amounts of money he is going to win from Lady Gaga and Left Shark.
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Feb 5, 2016 19:23
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gtkor posted:Well Bovada isn't exactly legal, so I am guessing he is not planning on filing the massive amounts of money he is going to win from Lady Gaga and Left Shark. He still needs to report it, especially once they submit the W-2g to the IRS. And he can deduct his losses up to gambling winnings on the schedule A. And he'll be itemizing since the loan securing his houseboat is deductible.
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sullat posted:He still needs to report it, especially once they submit the W-2g to the IRS. And he can deduct his losses up to gambling winnings on the schedule A. And he'll be itemizing since the loan securing his houseboat is deductible. Since when are personal loans deductible? He can't get a houseboat loan. OP you are a poo poo and it doesn't make you less of one if you join us in laughing at you. Less live journal crap and more boat news.
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NancyPants posted:Since when are personal loans deductible? He can't get a houseboat loan. Ah, missed that part. Yeah, it has to be secured to count.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:59
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I watched the left shark video.... I don't get it. Was something funny supposed to happen? You're putting all your eggs in a basket of worthless?
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Feb 5, 2016 22:13
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BloodBag posted:I watched the left shark video.... I don't get it. Was something funny supposed to happen? You're putting all your eggs in a basket of worthless? From what I guess people thought it was funny that the shark was very uncoordinated. I don't find it that funny either. I also think OP is bullshitting on whatever bet.
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It's basically all your base or rickroll for 2015, just a dumb thing that the internet thinks is funny, and the internet echo chamber is loud enough that a few people finding it amusing makes it incredible high comedy.
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Feb 5, 2016 22:40
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NancyPants posted:Since when are personal loans deductible? He can't get a houseboat loan. NancyPants you are going to be the first person I invite on board when I make this happen. You've been on my rear end about how stupid this is from day one! Also I'd like to point out to you that I didnt mess up my personal business tax I've saved that knowing I would owe and/or payed it quarterly to the state. The only tax thing messed up was my withholding from my day job. Still I think I'm going to just let this thread fade away. It'll be months until I have news one way or the other. I've got two months left to find a boat or a new apartment. Maybe by then I'll get a different loan rate or come into some money or just get lucky and find a good cheap boat with a willing seller. Who knows, the sea works in mysterious ways.
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Feb 5, 2016 22:45
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Lake*
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Nail Rat posted:Okay, like Slo Mo, this may have started as the ramblings of an ill-advised fool, but now it's just become a troll.
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If you weren't suspecting this was an errant musing turned troll by page 3 I don't know what to tell you.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:52
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Veskit posted:Lake* *RIVER
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This thread got me researching some boat living, and I very much like to give it try. By renting one for a week, in the summer, at some scenic location. I can get one through Airbnb for like $80/night. That is of course just to stay, not drive it around lake/river
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BaseballPCHiker posted:NancyPants you are going to be the first person I invite on board when I make this happen. You've been on my rear end about how stupid this is from day one! The hell you will, you're never going to buy a boat.
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Nitrox posted:This thread got me researching some boat living, and I very much like to give it try. By renting one for a week, in the summer, at some scenic location. Cut the ropes at night, overwhelm the crew, and the boat is yours to sail! You'll also probably be able to get your $80 back when you make the owner walk the plank.
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BaseballPCHiker posted:I budget $300 each year for gambling. I typically spend $100 on baseball season prop bets, a $100 during the NFL season and then the last $100 on the Super Bowl. Last year I won big and came out about $500 ahead. This year I'm only up $50 and will probably lose it all during the Super Bowl but whatever its all good fun. I love the crazy NFL prop bets. Got some money on Lady Gaga national anthem going over 2 minutes too. But my big money is on Left Shark, that guy is awesome. Aren't you getting evicted?
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FadingChord posted:Aren't you getting evicted? I'll take those odds.
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Your money is on left shark doing what? Why would the shark even be in the half time show this year? You are loving stupid with money. Congrats.
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http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/2/1/10880632/super-bowl-50-prop-bets-mvp-national-anthem-coin-toss Left shark making an appearance is a 15:1 bet. Hey BaseballPCHiker I was playing video lottery last night and won $210 off of $10 so maybe you should cross state lines and partake in South Dakota's VLC and/or pull tabs since you'll get more out of your burnt cash.
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What if right shark shows up instead?
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:You are loving stupid with money. Yeah, I'm really shocked. This is just so out of character for him.
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How is that stupid with money? He has deliberately budgeted for it, and it's money he is prepared to lose, in exchange for entertainment. Just because you disagree with him, doesn't make it a bad thing.
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Here's how he brought it up:BaseballPCHiker posted:That said I think my money problems will be solved once my Left Shark super bowl bet pays off. Sure, sure, he was kidding. He isn't really banking on that money, just having a reasonable bit of fun, and being tongue-in-cheek about it. Meanwhile, his serious plans include getting a fraudulent personal loan to buy a house boat on a river in Minnesota so he has somewhere to live when his self-inflicted eviction comes through.
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Well no left shark
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TLG James posted:Well no left shark Sad days
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If one team starts blowing out the other, the color commentators will kill time pointing out some spectator dressed as Left Shark and OP will yell "BOOYA!"
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Feb 8, 2016 02:51
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What if the bookies say they dressed as right shark 
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flyboi posted:What if the bookies say they dressed as right shark Dance off. Loser wins.
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