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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

OAquinas posted:

One of the mourners.


*performs rousing version of Dylan's tangled up in blue*

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*performs rousing version of Dylan's tangled up in blue*

Let us join hands and raise our voices in a final song

I'm blue daboo dee daboo daa daboo dee daboo daa

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Volkerball posted:

No, wasting time while a crime is in the process of being committed is not fine, actually.

I too, make stupid uninformed statements so I feel good about having the moral high ground.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

I too, make stupid uninformed statements so I feel good about having the moral high ground.

actually, yes, you do. lest we forgot artifactgate

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Doctor Butts posted:

Well, certainly there's some utility inherent to the hat.
RE: hats. Certain kinds of cowboy hats make you look like a tool, and certain situations do. I have a cowboy-ish style hat made of leather that I keep waterproofed and use for field work when it's raining.

I've used it in flash flood conditions in Arkansas and California (gently caress arkansas, except little rock. Little rock is okay), and it is by far one of the best styles of hat for working hard and keeping yourself covered from the elements.

Just don't wear it on a regular basis because you'll look like a tool.


Pleasedontbeajoke
Pleasedontbeajoke
Pleasedontbeajoke

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Evil Fluffy posted:

A writer at the Onion sighs as he deletes the article he was writing.

Whatever happened to Subzero Weather Sumo Dude?

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

theflyingorc posted:

actually, yes, you do. lest we forgot artifactgate

People getting mad b/c they didnt read?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

STAC Goat posted:

Irony is dead.

The world is beautiful and absurd.

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

People getting mad b/c they didnt read?

The most charitable reading possible still has you being as dumb as a brick.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

ChlamydiaJones posted:

From a bit ago but, the press wasn't talking about Cooper at the start because Bundy was holding press conferences and Cooper isn't a front man. But Cooper was THERE from the start playing an organizational role;

The bold assertion under discussion was that Cooper was an important figure and Finnacum was just some dude who was hanging around. There's no argument that Cooper wasn't there from the beginning.

rich thick and creamy
May 23, 2005

To whip it, Whip it good
Pillbug

Skinty McEdger posted:

Without any sense of irony there have been militant posters referring to that shade as "LaVoy Blue."

"LaVoy Blue"!? This scans for crap but it's the first thing that came to mind. Feel free to rewrite/edit.

LaVoy Blue, come blow your horn
The sheep the town are giving PPN scorn
But where is the patriot who threatens the sheep?
He's under a tarp fast asleep!
Will you wake him? No, not I
That's a job for the FBI!

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

The Larch posted:

The most charitable reading possible still has you being as dumb as a brick.

"big bold capital if they are honest, getting them out of a rat infested basement and stored correctly might mean something good comes from this" shouldn't be a controversial statement.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
There once was a man from Nevadar
Whose dad made fed agents scatter
He said its us versus them
And gently caress BLM
But disclaimer: not black lives matter

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
There one was a journo named Pete
Whose beat was a peaceful meet/greet
But his fervor for country
Was stated too bluntly
And now legally he cannot pack heat

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, I've kind of been wondering what the hell she was doing in that van myself. Like, everyone else was a major leader in the protest or a bodyguard. Why was an 18 year old kid there?

She was meant to sing at the rally they were going to. There's video somewhere of her singing at the occupied sanctuary earlier in the week.

Also, IIRC there were a few other non-leader people in those cars.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Amazing.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
There once was a hater of FEMA
who could draw, shoot and kill soon as seen ya
But the feds bested him
When on a strange whim
One cop yelled "AYYY MACARENA!"

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
A steroid freak loonie named Blaine,
with insurrectionist thoughts in his brain
stole some valor for cred
nearly got himself dead
then then ran earning Bundy disdain

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx
There once was a man named LaVoy
Whose slave-run ranch gave him much joy
But he was very much vexed
That he had to send checks
To a state that he wished to destroy

So he grabbed up his tarp and his gun
Told his wife and slaves "When I am done,
It may cause quite a mess,
But to save the US:
We must burn it to change how it's run!"

In the city of Burns LaVoy died
Seems he loved his life less than his pride
So he went for his gun
After trying to run
A blockade about which his friends lied.

Now he rests 'neath a tarp in the ground
As his wingnut friends all gather around
So they might tell the tale
That their fight did not fail
And they actually won this by bounds

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
"Ritzheimer!" the patriots shout
but they soon became filled with grave doubt
for Jon had to run
and give hugs to his son
he'd soon be in prison, not out.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Lead out in cuffs posted:

She was meant to sing at the rally they were going to. There's video somewhere of her singing at the occupied sanctuary earlier in the week.

Also, IIRC there were a few other non-leader people in those cars.

For some reason this makes me think of her as the child-bride from Big Love, and Finicum as Roman Grant.

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Once, an insurgent named Fry
thought he'd go and hang with some guys
But their seditious cred
Went right to his head
Pretty soon, Kylo Meth's gonna die.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


:lol: This is cool and good.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
In the future I hope this event is remembered as the Tarp Rebellion.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Intel&Sebastian posted:

There once was a man from Nevadar
Whose dad made fed agents scatter
He said its us versus them
And gently caress BLM
But disclaimer: not black lives matter

Damnit, this legit made me laugh and now I like you. Why did you have to go and do that?

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Hermetic posted:

There once was a man named LaVoy
Whose slave-run ranch gave him much joy
But he was very much vexed
That he had to send checks
To a state that he wished to destroy

So he grabbed up his tarp and his gun
Told his wife and slaves "When I am done,
It may cause quite a mess,
But to save the US:
We must burn it to change how it's run!"

In the city of Burns LaVoy died
Seems he loved his life less than his pride
So he went for his gun
After trying to run
A blockade about which his friends lied.

Now he rests 'neath a tarp in the ground
As his wingnut friends all gather around
So they might tell the tale
That their fight did not fail
And they actually won this by bounds

That coupled with your profile.
Bravo.

Bra loving vo.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

That coupled with your profile.
Bravo.

Bra loving vo.

Thank you! Pete seems to like it too.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Wait, so is the 'wearing his tarp in rememberance' thing real? Jesus gently caress.

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

Lead out in cuffs posted:

She was meant to sing at the rally they were going to. There's video somewhere of her singing at the occupied sanctuary earlier in the week.

Outlaw country, wooo!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Intel&Sebastian posted:

There once was a hater of FEMA
who could draw, shoot and kill soon as seen ya
But the feds bested him
When on a strange whim
One cop yelled "AYYY MACARENA!"

Oh lordy...

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
They're... They're distributing the tarp pieces as a memento?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Ahaha... Ha....

Life has exceeded parody.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
In lieu of gifts, please hunker down in the snow under a tarp while threatening the federal government. It's what he would've wanted.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Darkman Fanpage posted:

In the future I hope this event is remembered as the Tarp Rebellion.

The Tarp Rebellion that took place on Dildo Hill.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

They're... They're distributing the tarp pieces as a memento?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Ahaha... Ha....

Life has exceeded parody.

Sometimes the SovCit inability to process even the most basic level of self-awareness gives us great things.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
One of the other Bundy Boys missed too many court appearances while he was on probation so he's in jail too now.

Some people on Twitter are saying that David Fry has been live streaming again. No idea how, but that is what people are saying.

This is also a really good article about how there are ethical concerns since Ammons lawyers were at the refuge tallying laws being broken.

Ethical Questions Surround Ammon Bundy’s Legal Team, Strategy

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Couldn't make this poo poo up

Also

F

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Internet Webguy posted:

One of the other Bundy Boys missed too many court appearances while he was on probation so he's in jail too now.

Some people on Twitter are saying that David Fry has been live streaming again. No idea how, but that is what people are saying.

This is also a really good article about how there are ethical concerns since Ammons lawyers were at the refuge tallying laws being broken.

Ethical Questions Surround Ammon Bundy’s Legal Team, Strategy

Probably they clicked on a link on his youtube page to a video labeled "live video" and are watching a recording, because that's what all his recordings are named

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Also thank you twitter/Instagram lest I forget what a tarp square looks like.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Internet Webguy posted:

One of the other Bundy Boys missed too many court appearances while he was on probation so he's in jail too now.

Some people on Twitter are saying that David Fry has been live streaming again. No idea how, but that is what people are saying.

This is also a really good article about how there are ethical concerns since Ammons lawyers were at the refuge tallying laws being broken.

Ethical Questions Surround Ammon Bundy’s Legal Team, Strategy

Will be interesting to see whether these lawyers turn out to be dumb enough to support this madness, or are just grifting their way to some Kickstarter cash. My guess is the latter but lol that's shady business. Also will be interesting to see if the government fucks with them. If they were there they can be called as witnesses, and you're called as a witness in a case it's usually pretty easy for opposing to file a motion to disqualify.

Then again the name partner for that firm is the guy who got popped for soliciting a juvenile DUI defendant during his short stint as a district attorney.

This should all be fun to watch.

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citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




So what the gently caress is up with the idiot blowing on the shofar, exactly? Or is this yet another weird thing that the Mormons have co-opted from Judaism? Like Anne Frank?

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