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Astroclassicist posted:https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/695772559002959872 I truly have no idea if that quote is real or not.
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Astroclassicist posted:https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/695772559002959872 ok, this is just loving sad. I honestly just feel realy bad for him. yeah his politics are crap, but holy poo poo. this man can not win in life right now. this was probaly supposed to be an easy primary for him. now he is draging his mother out of bed/retirement to try prop up the House Bush again.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:10
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Jewel Repetition posted:Has the Bush family given up and are just loving around? Part of me thinks that this entire election has been the Bush family playing a big prank on Jeb.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:11
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Dapper_Swindler posted:ok, this is just loving sad. I honestly just feel realy bad for him. yeah his politics are crap, but holy poo poo. this man can not win in life right now. this was probaly supposed to be an easy primary for him. now he is draging his mother out of bed/retirement to try prop up the House Bush again. Or trying to drive sympathy so no one votes for the bully. Would be a good strategy for ANYONE but a Bush.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:11
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Jeb Bush loves his mother. A real Mr. Bates, if you would.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:ok, this is just loving sad. I honestly just feel realy bad for him. yeah his politics are crap, but holy poo poo. this man can not win in life right now. this was probaly supposed to be an easy primary for him. now he is draging his mother out of bed/retirement to try prop up the House Bush again. You know W. is loving loving it. All the poo poo Jeb's been giving him over how great he was running Florida while W. failed to achieve anything after 2004? "Sure, Jeb!, I think you running for President is a great idea. Buh-bye." *click* "Mission Accomplished, heh heh heh."
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Dapper_Swindler posted:ok, this is just loving sad. I honestly just feel realy bad for him. yeah his politics are crap, but holy poo poo. this man can not win in life right now. this was probaly supposed to be an easy primary for him. now he is draging his mother out of bed/retirement to try prop up the House Bush again. He's the horrible person still trying when it's painfully apparent he'll never win and wasting a bunch of people's money. He could call it quits any day now. Any embarrassment he experiences is his own fault, and if his poor old mother slips her walker on the NH icy sidewalk, it's going to be his drat fault if she breaks a hip. Quit now Jebby! Think of your family.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:15
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Cantorsdust posted:He's the horrible person still trying when it's painfully apparent he'll never win and wasting a bunch of people's money. He could call it quits any day now. Any embarrassment he experiences is his own fault, and if his poor old mother slips her walker on the NH icy sidewalk, it's going to be his drat fault if she breaks a hip. "Stay in Jebby, you're the only sane one in the race." *click* "Mission accomplished, heh heh heh."
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Feb 6, 2016 02:17
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My Imaginary GF posted:Jeb Bush loves his mother. Jeb is jealous that George HW fucks Barbara and not him
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Feb 6, 2016 02:18
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Cabinet posted:Who is lazier, Sleepy Ben or Rubio? At least Ben Carson has sold a few books.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:19
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"Sure, Jebby, I agree that poking that fire with your stick is a good idea." *click* "Mission accomplished, Condi."
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Feb 6, 2016 02:20
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Automatic Slim posted:At least Ben Carson has sold a few books. Rubio isn't lazy, he's just cautious. Why would he need to be cautious? Because Rubio sneaks. He sneaks, and his colleagues in the Senate, such as Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, hate him for it.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:21
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My Imaginary GF posted:Rubio isn't lazy, he's just cautious. Olympia Snowe has been out of the Senate since 2013 and only overlapped with Rubio for two years. Plenty of Senators treat the Senate like a stepping stone, but most aren't as blatant about it as Rubs is.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:31
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Rocks posted:Jeb is jealous that George HW fucks Barbara and not him Wasn't that a South Park episode?
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Feb 6, 2016 02:39
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Feb 6, 2016 02:39
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Feb 6, 2016 02:48
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Astroclassicist posted:https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/695772559002959872 that Sia is one rude lady!
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Feb 6, 2016 02:48
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Jeb! being the human embodiment of failure has just brought me so much joy this past year
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Feb 6, 2016 02:58
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Rubio is more valuable in the Senate, where he does nothing, effectively nullifying a Republican vote
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Feb 6, 2016 03:01
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My Imaginary GF posted:"Stay in Jebby, you're the only sane one in the race." *click* "Mission accomplished, heh heh heh." Liking this GW Bush parody account. I like ALL the parody accounts! Josef K. Sourdust posted:The candidate accounts are eerily accurate. I assumed that they were all cut and paste of speeches but maybe they are all fresh text. Who knows? Same.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:03
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how did you get the cover photo for next month's mother-boy magazine
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Feb 6, 2016 03:03
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Is it weird if I occasionally think "man, in a worse year I might vote for that Trump parody account's policy ideas"
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What's weird is that NOBODY in the press seems interested in vetting the Boy in the Bubble. Did you see Rick Santorum trying to name an accomplishment by Marco Rubio in the Senate yesterday? It took him 3 MINUTES folks. And what he finally came up with is that Marco helped oppose some amendment to a bill at one point. Folks, let me tell you, they're already saving a spot for this guy on Mount Rushmore.  No really though, this is the kind of crap we've come to expect from our so-called leaders in Washington D.C. Folks, I'm a governor. I actually have to DO things. I HAVE executive experience, and the boy in the bubble just doesn't.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:11
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Patter Song posted:New WBUR NH poll. Serious question: Since the advent of polling, has any candidate from either party ever continued to win polls while losing primaries, and if so, who did it the longest?
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Patter Song posted:Olympia Snowe has been out of the Senate since 2013 and only overlapped with Rubio for two years. You are a very good poster and I respect your opinion on most things but, that is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen posted. A stepping stone to what? loving God status? You're talking about stepping up from being a U.S. Senator, 1 of only 100 people in the world, for fucks sake. radical meme fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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Chris, nice to see you here - People, listen, I won't do this a lot, but, look, here's the story OK? The George Washington Bridge. What a disaster. That shutdown, do you remember? All over the news. Chris likes to say he didn't know. How do you have breakfast with people every day of your lives and not know? They're closing up the largest bridge in the world — the biggest in the United States of America — traffic flowing during rush hour, people can't get across for six, seven hours. Ambulances. Fire trucks. Amazing, what a disaster. So think about it - no, no just think about it - His people never said to him we're closing up the George Washington Bridge. No, they never said that, they're talking about the weather? Right? I mean, can you believe that? So let me just say this. Chris knew about it, he knew about it. Totally knew about it. Look, it's called life, you gotta be smart in life. I would say there's less than 1 percent chance he didn't know about the bridge. It could be, but I doubt it. He knew about it. They mentioned it. It's so simple people. You can't vote for someone that will lie to cover his rear end. I promise you, I promise, this would have never happened with Trump. Not with Trump.
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Listen folks, I know Donald Trump. We get along great. And we're both running for the same office, so things are gonna get heated every now and then. But let me tell you what's REALLY heated right now - the entire world is burning because of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama's disastrous foreign policy. This is serious folks. Showtime is over. We are not electing an entertainer-in-chief. Showmanship is fun, but it is not the kind of leadership that will truly change America. This is not a game where you're puffing out your chest and who can be the biggest toughest guy in public. It's about who can run the country. And I believe the people of New Hampshire will make their decision based on what they think is best for the country. So you know, I'm not going to get into a tit-for-tat with Donald. I'm bigger and better than that, I'm not going to do it.
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Chris Christie posted:Listen folks, I know Donald Trump. We get along great. And we're both running for the same office, so things are gonna get heated every now and then. Attacking Obama/The Democrat candidate and ignoring the other GOP candidates didn't work for Newt (according to Game Change 2012), what makes you think your results will be different? I'd still take you over Jeb! though
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Chris Christie posted:Listen folks, I know Donald Trump. We get along great. And we're both running for the same office, so things are gonna get heated every now and then. Yeah, you're the bigger man alright.
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Mister Macys posted:Serious question: Since the advent of polling, has any candidate from either party ever continued to win polls while losing primaries, and if so, who did it the longest? if someone wants to dig up the polling data Bill Clinton in 92 would probably fit this
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Dapper_Swindler posted:ok, this is just loving sad. I honestly just feel realy bad for him. yeah his politics are crap, but holy poo poo. this man can not win in life right now. this was probaly supposed to be an easy primary for him. now he is draging his mother out of bed/retirement to try prop up the House Bush again. His suffering fuels me.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:42
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Jewel Repetition posted:Yeah, you're the bigger man alright. Oh, not very nice. I'm admonishing you for the press, OK? Go on, get out, get out of here. We can't make fun, its just wrong. Haha, no, it’s all in good fun. We like to have fun right people? We can't be so politically correct. Political correctness is killing us, it's killing us. So stupid, just incredible.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:46
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The advent of the candidate parody accounts is the best thing to happen to this thread in ages.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:49
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Why isn't there a Ted Cruz account yet
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Feb 6, 2016 03:51
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"Listen here, ya little prick. You go home, go get your mom's purse, take all the plastic cards out and bring 'em back here, or I'll gouge your fuckin' eyes out."
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RACHET posted:Why isn't there a Ted Cruz account yet Nobody likes Ted, whether the genuine article or a forums fraud.
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Pustulio posted:The advent of the candidate parody accounts is the best thing to happen to this thread in ages. Parody?
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RACHET posted:Why isn't there a Ted Cruz account yet The canadian dollar has depreciated so much in value he can longer afford a SA account
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